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GCSE science
LIES
EDIT: sorry for the bigoscity, but I just stole it as I currently lack photoshop or PSP
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ErmWhat?
/Edit: Everyone carrying on to A-Level has said what they teach you is all bollocks. Based on my rusty GCSE knowledge, seems accurate :)
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Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:38,
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/Edit: Everyone carrying on to A-Level has said what they teach you is all bollocks. Based on my rusty GCSE knowledge, seems accurate :)
LIES I SAY, LIESLong story, but basically almost everything I've been taught at GCSE is a lie, and a lot of the stuff at A level too.
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Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:39,
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It's technically 'a lie' because (Partially) of the much more complex composition of matterAs in increasingly small partciles believed to be formed of 10 dimensionally occuring energy packets but because of the fact they don't follow ring orbits, you're just extremely likely to find eight electrons within shelf two at any given time, it's not set in stone or uniform. /nerd answer
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Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:44,
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Try stealing my lunch money, and my DnD buddies will kick your assI'm a 12th level Paladin!
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Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:48,
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wooyay.... for Jinx *Hopes that was a reference and not me being too geeky*
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Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:57,
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It was a referance,but I do actually have a level-12 paladin.
Well, actually level 10 paladin/level 2 divine warrior
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Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:01,
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Well, actually level 10 paladin/level 2 divine warrior
It's all about the 3.5, manAlthough I'm more of a cyberpunk gamer myself
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Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:15,
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Ohohoho (/jabba) you think that's the only lie?Everything they tell us is a lie... The rates of reaction, the cycles, the processes, everything about light, radiation and so forth.
LIIIIIEEEESSSS
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Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:47,
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LIIIIIEEEESSSS
I once asked the physics teacher to explain it to the classMost of his words were "uuuh... umm"
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Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:52,
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Want to see him have a stroke?Ask him to explain 10 dimensional space and don't feel guilty when he dies.
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Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:58,
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phew i thought i was alone*closes physics website windows*
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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:40,
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They lie to me, and won't admit they're wrongBUT I KNOW THEY ARE
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Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:43,
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yeah physics is like santa clausplease tell me you didn't fall for it... i mean come on....
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:49,
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Of course notI've known the truths since before I even started year 7.
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Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:50,
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not being wrong...I thought that all physics was based on the principle that it is never right. Its just not wrong for a series of cases. (I'll cite Feynman on that one).
That said, I was told by a former chemistry teacher that they had just worked out how the cell walls really worked during the second year of her degree, and they gave a series of panic lectures to correct the wrong stuff they were told earlier.
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Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:24,
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That said, I was told by a former chemistry teacher that they had just worked out how the cell walls really worked during the second year of her degree, and they gave a series of panic lectures to correct the wrong stuff they were told earlier.
Pretty much everything until degree-level is a lieDamn education system.
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Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:40,
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i dont get it...am i alone? I really don't get it... hmm..
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:41,
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The last 11 years of my education has been a LIEAnd the next 2 years will be partially lies as well.
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Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:42,
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oooh yeeshaving just started A levels - i know what you mean now! :P
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:44,
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A levels in about 2 months for meBut I already know ALLL OF IT.
I am the science GOD
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Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:45,
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I am the science GOD
They hard then?*starting them in September and beginning to think that it may not be just another two years of dossing about and doing no work*
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Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:48,
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The teacher used to have an interactive whiteboardI goatse'd a diagram once, and nobody got it. I was sitting there almost crying with laughter and everyone else was just confused.
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Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:44,
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The teacher (fellow geek) got it too, and was finding it hard to conceal his laughter
? 420.1 KB ?get outta here...
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:46,
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the index and ring finger of the left hand...FANNY FINGERS
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eponymous Oh!,
Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:47,
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Teh bottom loaderARGH!
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:59,
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Indeed it is1s2, 2s2 2p6 etc
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Uncle Tom I command thee to wibble,
Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:58,
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thats GCSE :|ive never been tuaght that.. i now dread august 25th..
( [DTMX] Fishing hook,
Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:13,
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Don't dread it :)Chemistry is ace, and it's not that hard. The rings are just possible places bits of an atom can be. You'll understand it fine
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abandonnship,
Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:18,
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