if things were reversed
maybe a new compo idea?


( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:19, archived)

not sure about 'new'
but Woo! to your piccie!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:20, archived)

there was a young man from Peru

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:24, archived)

who crimped off a seven-foot poo


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:25, archived)

he was just getting up

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:25, archived)

when his rectum went 'phutt'

( wrightbyname - correct by nature, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:26, archived)

which was incredibly un-bazoo!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:27, archived)

Hahahaha!
*falls off chair*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:28, archived)

that was specially for you

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)

you with the wonderful shoe

( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)

There once was a man called Dave...

( The Great Architect, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)

who was known to live in a grave

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:30, archived)

He wore a strange hat...

( The Great Architect, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:30, archived)

And was balding
and fat
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)

FP THIS NOW!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)

MORNINGTON CRESCENT!

( The Great Architect, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)

fuckpants
I nearly had it too.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:36, archived)

yeah, but you cross-reversed against the lateral . . .
Oxford street THEN Goodge street . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:36, archived)

WRONG!
he was playing Hodgkin's variant!

any fule no!!!



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:38, archived)

he can't have been, otherwise
he wouldn't have been allowed Euston, due to the escalators!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:39, archived)

You can if you trump with Hatch End...
(although, admittedly, he didn't).

Pah.



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)

well, obviously, If he had trumped . . .
I wouldn't have huffed!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)

i'd play the green park cross-table gambit
it's a cracker
( gravytrain, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)

Ithought you could only do that
in the two-handed version?



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:44, archived)

Ha!
I'm phoning in my instructions via proxy. Does that mean I win by default?
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:55, archived)

And he was in Nid at the thime

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)

yeah . . .
an' I'm burstin'!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:45, archived)

then there was a the 1906 blackfriars rule change

( gravytrain, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:37, archived)

possibly . . .
but always a risk with Prescott's opening . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:39, archived)

There's always a risk
with Prescott's opening
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:43, archived)

oh yes!




( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:46, archived)

Argh
Kill it!
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:52, archived)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:54, archived)

that's the story of Dave the Knave

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)

but much worse than that . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)

was his red suit, he found in a cave


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)

who bought some blue pills at a rave

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:30, archived)

he got smacked off his tits...

( The Great Architect, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)

and had one of his fits

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)

His wife had said
Dave Behave!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)

while he dined at the Ritz


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)

and now he's in need of a shave

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)

poor old dave

( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)

they shrunk him a lot

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)

And hurt his big bot


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)

and now he wipes his arse with a lathe

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)

but his arse was brave

( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:34, archived)

whose humour was sometimes quite grave.


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)

he had a pet tick

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)

which right took the mick


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)

so now that tick is his slave!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)

When Dave's blood it started to crave

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:34, archived)

And showed he's a bit of a Knave.


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:34, archived)

Who surfed on the biggest wave

( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)

when attacked by a shark

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:37, archived)

it all went quite dark


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:37, archived)

but somehow he ended up saved!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:39, archived)

And a helicopter came along
to save!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:40, archived)

I'm way way up here!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:37, archived)

He started to cheer . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:40, archived)

And now he sleeps
in a watery grave!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)

so he looked incredibly brave!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)

I actually did that last night
honest.

*points to the chair that is now in bits*

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:44, archived)

I had to scroll up sooooooo far!

Arf!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:46, archived)

so he accompanied it on the kazoo

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:28, archived)

also good!
Woo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)

and arc-welded his arse to the loo

( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)

brilliant!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:30, archived)

Hahahaha!
That has a certain elegance . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)

there once lived a poof in singapore

( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:37, archived)

whose arse was quite sore

( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:39, archived)

when fucked by a camel

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:40, archived)

or any mammal

( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)

the hinges came off his back door!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)

until the day he bought some cream

( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:46, archived)

and hooked up with his former waterpolo team

( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:57, archived)