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# Something I made last night.
Mowing the carpet
Anyone have any information on what it takes to become a cartoonist for a living?
(Hairy Midget, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 20:08, archived)
# rich parents!
woo to pic.
(come2whereimfrom .co.uk, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 20:09, archived)
# pfffttt...
or a natural talent at drawing tits!
(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 20:19, archived)
# get in contact with John K
he'll make you one of his anthropomorphizers
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 20:10, archived)
# You have to be:
1 - An uminaginative celeb loving tard
2 - Good but willing to sell your creation so it ends up getting written for by a focus group full of celebrity-loving tards and propaganda merchants
or
3 - Good but too stuborn to release creative control to the tards so it gets withdrawn early on.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 20:11, archived)
# you have to be a part of the jewish control of the media
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 29 Nov 2005, 20:11, archived)
# having the naughty bum bum sex with Rolf Harris?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 20:11, archived)
# or tony
hart.
(come2whereimfrom .co.uk, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 20:12, archived)
# using Morph as a sex toy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 20:13, archived)
# you could be a web cartoonist
unfortunately the niche has been filled by the guys who have been doing it for years, but if its funny and original (and you get some connections) it could work
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 20:12, archived)
# Try looking at animation courses at uni or something
That or approach some companies and say what you wanna do, and if they say no ask what it would take to make them say yes (I'm thinking along the lines of experience in cartooning rahter than getting on your knees under the table)

P.S. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Styxx hates when people talk in the third person, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 20:13, archived)
# draw more cap'n biscuits
i will pay you 20p a strip
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 20:13, archived)
# hahaha
bargain. make a good website and some viral marketing then charge for ad space! make it a business!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)
# I don't like cap'n biscuit as much because it
concentrates more on the words than the drawings.
(Hairy Midget, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)
# Yeah
talk to a Pro (i did) theyll give you lots of advice

apply to lots of little magazines (i have) eventually you'll get a break and a big cheque (i did)
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 20:13, archived)
# You get money for your drawings?
(Hairy Midget, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 20:14, archived)
# i know
how annoyed must you be
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 20:14, archived)
# I've gotten money too
but where did you get money from?
(Hairy Midget, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 20:15, archived)
# various small time magazines
local papers, local club newsletters etc
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 20:17, archived)
# Oh shit I'm going to do that
(Hairy Midget, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 20:18, archived)
# ... Daily Sport...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)
# and there slogan is......
Why pay when you can steal
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 29 Nov 2005, 21:22, archived)
# I'm sorry to say I read that in a 'suprised tone', where I really shouldn't have,
you're both very talented chaps
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 20:15, archived)
# haha
(Hairy Midget, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 20:15, archived)
# heh
ta
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 20:16, archived)