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( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)

And you know this because....

( 4dam party, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:08, archived)

his last girlfriend
it cost him a fortune in lube as she'd dried up in her seventies.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:09, archived)

That makes me feel a little sick

( 4dam party, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:19, archived)

to the tune of
'I've got soul, but I'm not a soldier'?
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:09, archived)

ha ha ha

( @><|= w0nu!) AKA chadder - but is still a ****, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:11, archived)

"it feels like dragging"
"a dry piece of liver over your cock"

Doesn't quite fit......
( 4dam party, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:11, archived)

ha ha, you're right!!

( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:13, archived)

correct
here's a jaffa cake
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:12, archived)

I was singing that in the pub last week
It may have thought of it subconsciously after reading it here. Followed by "I've got peas but I'm not a paedo"
( 4dam party, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:16, archived)

My dad was singing that one yesterday at Sunday dinner
... nobody beleives him though
( @><|= w0nu!) AKA chadder - but is still a ****, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:18, archived)

or
I'm a fan but I haven't got a fanny.

maybe
( The hairy aerosol http://www.justgiving.com/greatscottishrun10k/, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:18, archived)

Riight.
(:
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:12, archived)

real feel?
I only like plastic livers
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:13, archived)