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[challenge entry] Whatever next??
1.35Mb animation - click to watch

[mod edit: please optimise you animations and images down out of courtesy to everyone. See the faq for more details]

From the Pimp My British Design challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:02, archived)
# 6/10
needs more cock
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:03, archived)
# 'visualises'

*roffles*

EDIT OMG LOLZ 1MEG!!!!1111
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:04, archived)
# OH FER FF...
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:04, archived)
# A career man for whom his work comes before his family.
His wife Joanna cannot take this anymore, so she decides to leave him. Ted is now faced with the tasks of housekeeping and taking care of himself and their young son Billy. When he has learned to adjust his life to these new responsibilities, Joanna resurfaces and wants Billy back. Ted however refuses to give him up
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:09, archived)
# Kramer vs Kramer?
Yes, I'm sodding old.
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:13, archived)
# *ding*


I'm bored of this now. Anyone fancy a snog?
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Johnny used to work on the docks
Unions been on strike, he's down on his luck, it's tough, so tough...
Obviously a song, not a filmmm
...and no, I don't, ta!
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:16, archived)
# Livin' on a prayer
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:17, archived)
# Huzzah!
What do we get for our trouble and pain, whalley range!
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:17, archived)
# Goin off on a motherfucker like that

with a gat that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:19, archived)
#

(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:24, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:34, archived)
# hahhaa
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:39, archived)
# now you just need a bass heavy beat
and you've got yourself a rap hit
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:14, archived)
# RESULT!
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:26, archived)
# 3.Profit

(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:34, archived)
# 1.35Mb?
ffs
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:04, archived)
# fuck!
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:05, archived)
# *loves that*
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:06, archived)
# thats 3 meg
close, but no shurgah

'woosome tho!'
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:07, archived)
# rethink it, rethink............
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:07, archived)
# aaaah yesh
'maths was always lost on me'
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:08, archived)
# three half meg?
half meg times three equals 1.5 meg?
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:11, archived)
# Just imagine one of the feet fell off... 1.35 megs!
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:14, archived)
# pffff
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:15, archived)
# The file size on that is a touch large
You may consider removing some frames and dropping the amount of colours used. That way it will download nice and quickly.
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:10, archived)
# yeh, but do u geddit??
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:11, archived)
# Yes, but please optimise it
(and make it funny)

/scathing.
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:14, archived)
# well in the true name of ohnesty
i say RIS
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:25, archived)
# Hello New Person...
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:11, archived)
# Sweet Suffering Fuck!
It's huaaaaage
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:12, archived)
# aye
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:13, archived)
# Does RecklessRik still get angry at this stuff?
If so, I'm buggering off to Auschwitz
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:16, archived)
# aye


poor Ricky. He has a casio watch for a server....
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:18, archived)
# A Casio watch from 1998
By the sounds of things.
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:23, archived)
# yeah
he does as do i as were on capped broadband
and b3ta is a dangerous place if the FAQ is not kept to
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:19, archived)
# *fears*
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:20, archived)
# you have nothing to fear
apart from
BUMWORMS
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:23, archived)
# hohoho!
You're going to get JAAAAAAARRRRED!
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:14, archived)
# ok?
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:17, archived)
# 100K
??

how in the hell do you do this?
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:24, archived)
# He may have the infamous Anti-optimise button
Or maybe the B3ta suicide button
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:29, archived)
# Okay
1.3Mb. You're ignored, you cocksucker.
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:20, archived)
# oi you made pocoyo sad

he says Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers. twunt
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:24, archived)
# optimise your original image
and i will go to a bandwagon image but until then *bums*
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 19:27, archived)