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# you fucking wait, you fucking wait,
the fucking train is fucking late...
the man's a god
(, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:31, archived)
# I think my all time JCC is 'Twat,' with the lines...
You went to a progessive psychiatrist, he recommended suicide before scratching your bad name off his list and pointing the way outside.
(, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:34, archived)
# I saw him at another festival a couple of weeks ago
and he's still as skinny as ever. He says when he goes back home oop north people shout "get back on the skag you fat cunt"
(, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:36, archived)
# or what about...
"he was just about the size of a two penny fart
was the deft exponent of the martial art..."
(, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:36, archived)
# or...
I got drunk with another fella
who just brought up a previous paella
wanted a fight
said they were yella
in majorca
(, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:37, archived)