5kb of Punny Goodness


From the Transformers That Were Never Made challenge. See all 178 entries (closed)

( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:37, archived)

that's nothing - I just turned into a vegetable
mnnnnnnn
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:38, archived)

AIDS?

( mictoboy, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:39, archived)

the good or bad kind?

( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:39, archived)

the EVIL kind
*infects*
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:41, archived)

MINDPISSED.

(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:39, archived)

I thought you'd gone to bed?
so is that 94 days straight without sleep now?
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:41, archived)

Aids?

(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:39, archived)

ha!

( mictoboy, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:40, archived)

Still my favorite joke though. I told it during lunch with a few friends and they all where disgusted with me.

(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:41, archived)

I don't get it

( 4dam party, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:41, archived)

what turns a fruit into a vegetable?
aids
( mictoboy, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:42, archived)

or Siegfried and Roy's tiger

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:42, archived)

:)
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( 4dam party, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:43, archived)

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( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:43, archived)

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( 4dam party, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:46, archived)

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( mictoboy, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:45, archived)

hahahahahaha

( 4dam party, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:42, archived)

haha
pedophile jokes were the norm at my high school lunch conversations. And how to fuck half a dead hooker.
( hanke, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:57, archived)

How do you fuchk have dead hooker?

(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 11:00, archived)

That was the mystery.
Kind of stupid. I guess it was just a token of our extreme.
( hanke, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 11:04, archived)

I suppose it depends which half you have left
also - it must have been amazing at your school
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 11:07, archived)

*mops up spittle*

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:39, archived)

*licks mop*

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:41, archived)

*offers one head dobber for sale, slightly used*

( 4dam party, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:41, archived)

*sniffs*
so it is
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:42, archived)

shop soiled

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:44, archived)

oi - I want that back

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:44, archived)

LOL

( 4dam party, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:46, archived)

It's like Lou and Andy

( The Great Architect, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:46, archived)

but funny

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:47, archived)

hahaha

( 4dam party, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:48, archived)

I want your babies

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:55, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Thank you!

*opens fireworks*
( 4dam party, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 11:02, archived)

don't take too long
I have work to do
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 11:05, archived)

ha ha its mugamoobs

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:47, archived)

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( 4dam party, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:49, archived)