mainstream religion
would be slightly different.


/heaven

From the Predator vs Prey challenge. See all 269 entries (closed)

(radja, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:37, archived)

what a cunt eh?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:38, archived)

Erm ...
actually ... Jesus _WAS_ the altimate underdog.

Unless you believe that fictional semi autobiographical book ... oh yeah .. the bible ...
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:41, archived)

jesus was batman

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)

no
that was bruce wayne
(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:43, archived)

I guess
people get those two confused
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:44, archived)

No,
cos batman had gadgets and jesus had a donkey .. just no comparison!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:43, archived)

yeah...donkeys are teh better!

( SocialRobot http://www.justgiving.com/Stuart-Alldred, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:51, archived)

Err
That's not a donkey.
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:55, archived)

He's right you know.
Tis a horse foal
( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 12:09, archived)

i know
but it's the closest thing to a donkey as i could find in my piccyacture collection. T'was better than a manky squirrel....
( SocialRobot http://www.justgiving.com/Stuart-Alldred, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)

I
disagree
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 12:27, archived)

Jesus was Superman

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:43, archived)

Jesus Christ was a superstar
yes he was
(sealz, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)

he wore frilly knickers
and a Playtex bra
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:47, archived)

He had hoes In different area codes

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:47, archived)

If Jesus could fly
then why didn't he rescue the desiples?
Unless he's a complete git ...
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)

at least the first response
showed some understanding Del, don't cry.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:47, archived)

I think you'll find...
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:49, archived)

no I think you'll find that he's just a talented cnut :)

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:51, archived)

Hahaha... it's funny 'cos it's true!

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:54, archived)

you obviously
never saw "jesus christ vampire hunter"
(radja, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 11:47, archived)

Fictional?
Ah yes, that's right, Dan Brown wrote the true one
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 12:05, archived)

It wasn't even slightly autobiographical
since He Himself didn't write any of it.

/pedant.

If I Woo a picture of the devil, does that say more about me, or about the devil?
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 18:33, archived)