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(Mr Chainey Sniffing trousers since, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:45, archived)

Erm.
They're not asylum seekers. They have has much right to be here as you have to work in Poland.

Oh. And one thing lost in the press hysteria is the number of Australian and US workers in the UK. I don't hear anyone going on about them - and they're the ones who need a visa.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:45, archived)

well said that man
I for one welcome our polish underlords.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:46, archived)

Indeed
Nobody else is going to clean my slurry tank for 50p an hour.
(Ning is wearing pants today, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:47, archived)

get back to russia gaybo's


*buys guardian and joins amnesty international*
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:48, archived)

lols
I am a member of amnesty and I do have a copy of the Grauniad on my desk.
( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:51, archived)

Me too
*tries to hide paper behind back*

*blushes*
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:52, archived)

yeah
mine cost 3 euro!
and i chose it over the enlightened International Herald and Tribune America!!! Fuck yeah!!
( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:54, archived)

I believe that all men are equal and deserving of respect
except for albanians, who are lower than dogs
( cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:55, archived)

the smell of albanian musk from their holes

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:55, archived)

i shouldn't but i laughed at this
hangs head and joins bnp.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:58, archived)

Yeah,
with their little red eyes.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:59, archived)

open the champagne
and bite off their nipples! Albanian girls, lalalalalaaaaaaaa!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 15:00, archived)

Me too
Also, *climbs on soap box* what really gets me is rabid ex-pats here who bang on about bloody immigrants in the UK conveniently forgetting that they are immigrants themselves.

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 15:04, archived)

so am I..... *hugs*


Edit/ although do you have a card that says you are...they didnt send me one!
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:54, archived)

no
the dutch chapter believes it is far better to chop down the rainforests to send me endless magazines about how Amnesty is sooo good.

I told them that I am fine with just the emails and stuff but the trees keep getting killed!

I only believe in killing humans of course.
( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 15:01, archived)

'noon!
*hugs*
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:50, archived)

'noon!
*hugs*
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:51, archived)

Multilingual poles desperately trying to earn enough money to live.
Yet we spawn workers who move to Japan etc when they don't speak the bloody language to begin with.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:50, archived)

it's all good
all about migration and evolution of language, culture, economics, and political bullshit.

it's all good.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:52, archived)

Ha
Ik woon in nederland en kan helemal NIET nederlands praten.

Het is een stom taal en onmogelijk voor allochtonen!
( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:53, archived)

I live in Bristol. I look like Barnaby Bear.

( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:55, archived)

I didn't like it

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:56, archived)

"burns embassy neck*
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:57, archived)

:D
I've no idea what you just said but it looks Dutch, so it is.

I can only say 'Roken in der koken'.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:56, archived)

lol
means FUN in dutch!

that is all
( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:58, archived)

You joke me
Really?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:59, archived)

I know a song about that

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 15:00, archived)

About joking me?
Rokening in the koken?
loling?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 15:02, archived)

I knew a girl from amsterdam
....
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 15:03, archived)

... for 20 minutes.
How much did she charge?
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 24 Aug 2006, 15:04, archived)

she stuffed her cunt full of clams
she was a ...





duutch bitch
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 15:05, archived)

Too true
Ship those bloody Colonials back where they came from!

I think it is disgracefull all this xenophobia. but then again I am a brit living in Amsterdam
( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:49, archived)

Get back to russia!

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:50, archived)

I want to be a brit living in Amsterdam
Swap places with me. You can cohabit a lovely period cottage with a big dreadlocked lord of riff.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:51, archived)

send the dreadlocked lord of riff
to amsterdam with him, and I'll take the cottage with you.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:54, archived)

But I want to be in Amsterdam!
You can come with me to the Dam, I suppose.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:57, archived)

it's nice there
although last time I was there I was sleeping. For four hours. Then I took a train.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:58, archived)

Last time I was there I got too stoned
And then went into the Dungeons.

Not good.

Dutch people, in character, talking about torture (in DUTCH) whilst gesturing wildly and then pulling ME up in front of the Spanish inquisition accusing me of dancing naked in dam square and being a witch.


And then the shittest, shortest, gayest rollercoaster ever.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 15:02, archived)

You didn't expect that.

The Spanish Inquisition, that is.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 24 Aug 2006, 15:07, archived)

I really wasn't expecting it
all I could do was giggle in a scared manner and say 'Alright then'.

She left me alone eventually. I was in a bloody dock though. Proper one.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 15:18, archived)

Don't you know that it's true
That for me and for you
The world is a ghetto
( cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:52, archived)

Top tune

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 15:13, archived)

thought it was all about economic migrants?



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:46, archived)

I worked abroad
for money. I'd recommend it for anyone.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:48, archived)

Can't see myself in that amsterdam club you worked in though...
My tits are too small.*





*might not be true


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:50, archived)

My tits are huge.
It's one of the benefits of being obese.
My wife likes them like that though.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:51, archived)

mehheheh!
!
(speckled light malt vinegar, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:52, archived)

Yay for polish puns..

me being in Poland right now, not funny at all
(Gtancx is tout simplement an anagram for Txangc, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:59, archived)

Bwahahahahahaha
oh dear god thats ace.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:46, archived)

haha
Dont think it works that way round.

You will probably be mugged and raped in 30 seconds.
(Ning is wearing pants today, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:46, archived)

20 seconds left...

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:47, archived)

pfft

(Ning is wearing pants today, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:48, archived)

Are Poles coming here claiming asylum?

( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:47, archived)

Asylum from what?

( the holly and the ivv, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:47, archived)

from your beautiful vectoring
'noon!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:48, archived)

Hello sweetie
:D

Why would anyone need asylum from my vectoring? All that is required is a little eye shuttage :)
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:51, archived)

they feel oppressed
because you haven't done them.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:54, archived)

Well YOU needn't feel oppressed then
cos I've done a vector of you.
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:59, archived)

ooh, I know!
I feel so privelidged! it was a special moment!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 15:02, archived)

erm, migrant workers, not asylum seekers
and they do a majority of jobs that our youngsters can't or won't be bothered to do - i.e. land work, labouring - particularly prevalent here in east anglia - because our kids much prefer hanging around on street corners in hoodies, or indeed being pushed and pushed further into further education or suchlike to become 'high earners' leaving the real high end money in the skilled trades. Decent brickies for example, old school with good experience, can rake in £1000 a week, AFTER tax round these 'ere parts, becuase we aren't training enough up.
Good luck to 'em coming over here earning, least the work is being done.


...and also, which a lot of people fail to realise, is that migrant workers are NOT entitled to free housing or suchlike from the state either. They pay their way for a majority of the part.
( The Great Architect, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:53, archived)

*claps*
*stands and claps*
*claps louder*
*shouts "Huzzah!"*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:56, archived)

*does the house of commons 'toilet paper toilet paper' waving on the backbenches with parliamentary documents*

( The Great Architect, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:57, archived)

^this^
www.b3ta.com/board/6259377
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:57, archived)

That





( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 15:01, archived)

*applauds*
*snogs*

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 15:20, archived)

Top stuff
Old chap.

What! What!
(Eertamai, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 14:46, archived)