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( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:51, archived)

:( *shrugs*
*goes for ciggie*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:52, archived)

^this
in about 20 minutes when I'm allowed.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:53, archived)

you'll really start regretting it in your thirties
once you have kids and you can't even kick a ball around with them

I GAVE UP YEARS AGO AND THAT MAKES ME A SUPERIOR SMUG BASTARD
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:59, archived)

i've made it to fourty and can still kick a child from one end of the garden to the other.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:02, archived)

if you get them right
you can hoof them right over the fence
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:04, archived)

It's all in the follow-through
However, be careful not to end up wearing the child like a shoe
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:13, archived)

best to kick them in the face
to avoid any boot/arse complications
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:20, archived)

you are now a 20 croissants-a-day man
AICMFP
( Jingle Del Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:03, archived)

haha
not that smug
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:08, archived)

You know,
even if you're modest about quitting, most people still peg you for a smug superior bastard.

Smokey friend: Want one?
Me: No thanks. Don't smoke.
SF: Did you ever?
Me: Back in school, yeah.
SF: So you think you're better than me, huh? Mr. No-thanks?
Me: ...
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:05, archived)

I've noticed that
Not that I've ever managed to quit for over 4 days, but still. When I do try I almost get hounded into smoking again.

See, it's all everyone else's fault.

EDIT: time to go and smoke it up. Selecta.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:08, archived)

that's the spirit

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:10, archived)

but I AM better than everyone
the voices in my head tell me so
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:08, archived)

I quit twice
*super smug*
(Pachey, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)

ha ha
TOP QUITTER!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)

or be like me!
I never started. Never touched a ciggie in me life!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)

pansy!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:13, archived)

haha
It's true, though. Most doctors recommend a protective coating of tar on the lungs. Helps filter out the bad xetans.

/scientology
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:15, archived)

Me too
although every 6 months or so I go out and buy a cigar

Just for the look of the thing
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)

Your are Will Smith
AICMFP
( Jingle Del Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:19, archived)

Hmmm...
that give me an idea and it's not to start smoking ;o)

how are ya fella?
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:53, archived)

see you outside
got a spare marlboro light?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:53, archived)

Are you a girl?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:57, archived)

whyso
may it be that you're asking?

Edit: Shamefacedly admits smoking Marlboro Light Menthols...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:57, archived)

Only girls smoke marlboro lights.
(I'm joking, before you hobnail boot round to Tring to kick my face in)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:58, archived)

only girls smoke menthols

( Jingle Del Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:00, archived)

maybe I'm just in touch
with my feminine side.

Or should that read 'bit on the side'
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:01, archived)

*is hurt*
I would do no such thing....


Is that the town that used to make kids bikes?

No, that was Triang.

Must. Go. Lie. Down.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:00, archived)

tring is where they made the bells for kids' bikes

( Jingle Del Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:01, archived)

hehe
very good
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:01, archived)

Tring
Village in Herts. But I live in bucks.

Yay info.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:11, archived)

*scowls*

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:54, archived)

*has heart attack*

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:53, archived)

20 lucky strike please

( Jingle Del Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:53, archived)

Unlucky Stroke, more like

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:54, archived)

..

( The Great Architect, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:55, archived)

completely
fantastic!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:56, archived)

compo it
just so i can click ILT
( Jingle Del Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:57, archived)

What a strange shape those ciggies are.

(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:58, archived)

stupid smoking!

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:54, archived)

Is that
like a 'Silly Gibson'?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:55, archived)

come on, all the cool people do it

( Jingle Del Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:55, archived)

i used to be cool
):
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:57, archived)

and for only £5.95 you can be
once again
( Jingle Del Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:58, archived)

em-phy-sema
EMPHYSEMA baby,
give it to me now!

im goin for a fag....
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:01, archived)