Sneaky roast pea


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(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:15, archived)

class

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:15, archived)

:D
That man is so fit.

Woo!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:15, archived)

you want his yolk

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:15, archived)

I just want an excuse to be on a spaceship
Ooooh, pretty view out of my window.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:19, archived)

You think so?
I wouldn't.
(Pachey, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)

I have
:P
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)

me neither
there's something wrong with his head, look...
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)

extra hole
must be good!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)

mmm lukewarm

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)

I quite like older men.
Alan Rickman's another one I wouldn't mind - he's very nice.

I have no taste in men apparently though, so it's more that I'm weird- I like Lemmy which is apparently WRONG AND NOT GOOD.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)

That is wrong
very wrong.
(Pachey, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)

I know
And I'm sorry.

Oh, and Peter Steele is nice too- I suppose he's an older man, in his 40s as he is.

members.aol.com/verucadave/typeo/petelve2.jpg

there he is.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)

deep and slow

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)

He's not slow.
Well, he might be. I don't care as much as I should. He's got a very big willy, for he am very large all over.

did you mean 'slow, deep and hard'?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:26, archived)

I was talking about his voice

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:29, archived)

Ohhhhh
Yes. Yes, very. Deep voices are good, although those men with them don't seem to be able to control their decibel level (my lad cannot whisper to save his life- he's a crap stealth monkey)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:31, archived)

the worst thing about having a deep voice
is getting major sore throats when out clubbing
because you have to shout so much louder to
counter the bass in the music :(
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:38, archived)

He is the king of munt!

( 4dam party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)

But I love him
And you just know he's going to be good in bed. The guy's got laid.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)

He's shit
And he never called me in the morning
( 4dam party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)

I'd just that that was so perfectly Lemmy I'd end up with it being endearing
Bless him.

I always love bastards.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:29, archived)

Lemmy?
Lemmy?
*goes for a shower*
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:25, archived)

See, there's the other reason it's good to fancy Lemmy
Because if there were lines for the men, the Lemmy queue would involve minimal waitage.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)

*gives priority pass*
anytime hun ;P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:29, archived)

You complete stud.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:32, archived)

muffin

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:34, archived)

In a perfect world, you'd be calling me muffin
but we both know that not to be true. :-(
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:38, archived)

is he coming round?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:28, archived)

he only wanted to be in a band to get women
it says here
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:26, archived)

my friend slept with his daughter about 10 years ago
apparaently it was all he could do to avoid saying 'engage' at the crucial moment
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)

hahahah did he see everything?
and I mean everything!
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)

my friend I his daughter him
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:19, archived)

Did you?
Cor!
( 4dam party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)

no
but it's a nice thought.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

warp 11 all the way

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)

fire phasers number one

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

Fire laser cannons!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)

Pfft
Gold
( Box of Rabbits, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:15, archived)

nice shoppery skills!
woo!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:15, archived)

Hahaha!
Patregg Stewart.

Make it so...ldiers.
( Afinkawan, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)

fab

( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)