Which brings me to the top half


A cracking pair..

From the Egg challenge. See all 500 entries (closed)

(Doogie Talons, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:56, archived)

BAZIZONS!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:56, archived)

me and my mate
used to say the smaller/normal woman had "fried eggs" for breasts
there's another one for you
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:57, archived)

smarties on an ironing board

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:58, archived)

if it wasn't for your face
no one would know which way round you were standing

/Al Bundy
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:00, archived)

Al Bundy?? Peg?? PEG?? *swoons*

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:00, archived)

Ted Bundy
COR!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:01, archived)

*applegates*

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:03, archived)

*applejacks*

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:03, archived)

*flapjacks*

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:06, archived)

*oats*

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:09, archived)

*goats (number 8)*

( 4dam party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:11, archived)

right on cue sir!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:12, archived)

I'm nothing if not predictable

( 4dam party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:19, archived)

it's from an insult aimed at the neighbour
i can never remember her name...
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:03, archived)

Marcy D'Arcy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanda_Bearse

I used to think she was sexy

not as sexy as Peg and Applegate though
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:05, archived)

Peggy is a sex goddess!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:09, archived)

Marcy D'Arcey
is a lesbian, no? At least the actress is...
( teh deathbee is teh fluffeh, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:22, archived)

and this impacts her sexeh how?

(Ronnie Spleen is a loud-mouthed, ignorant virgin, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:28, archived)

smuggling peanuts

( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:00, archived)

new B3ta game?

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:58, archived)

Women everywhere are crying out with despair
You've discovered our secret

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:58, archived)

'ning!
I see the bash is thriving!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:58, archived)

I really hope I can go
but it will completely depend of cashflow nearer the time
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:59, archived)

I'll rape you if you don't

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:01, archived)

I'm not going.....

( 4dam party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:06, archived)

*rapes*

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:11, archived)

I'll rape you if you do

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:02, archived)

I think we've got him appropriately cornered

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:03, archived)

now it's a beauty contest between
mr h and jessie
(I'm someone else, but I've somehow developed into mr h's split personality)
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:20, archived)

in that case - i'm there.

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:19, archived)

Oh the choices

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:03, archived)

Yep!
It's healthy and had most of its innoculations, you still fighting the good fight keeping an eye out for anyone who isn't aware of it yet/reminding those who are but haven't signed up?

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:03, archived)

naturally
I am promoting it heartily.

Might not be going to the Cov one now, so this may be my last bash for some time!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:04, archived)

Cor!
/honoured

You may have to get extra drunk to make up for it?
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:07, archived)

hahaha
after last time, do you really think that's a good idea?
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:10, archived)

Yes
You need to set an example for all the young 'uns (even the ones now/soon to be in their 30's!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:15, archived)

Those
are fricking Bee stings
(Andropov, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:59, archived)

I hope you carry one of those life-saving pens
if that's the reaction you get from bee-stings!

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:05, archived)

No
Now go and spend the day in Chaddesden.
(Andropov, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:22, archived)

oh my!
will her skin start cracking in the tanning bed?
(this week i am mostly - busy hooking, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 12:11, archived)