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# ...a big warm welcome to our guest speaker this evening...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaargh!
Somebody call him a cab!


/guitarist joke

/that I just thought of
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
that made me chuckle out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# *glees*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# You're a cab!
Bin-dun:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Not me! Him!


EDIT: Bindun? Arse.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# I shall monitor the situation:P
The Cab thing was a gag right?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# ahem
If its a female speaker make sure you 'Tweeter' right
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Unless it's an ugly one
And then it's a woofer:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:32, archived)
# this punnage
is getting out of hand. We may have to declare Marshall law
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Are you Shure?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)
# this is
really peavey-ing me off now.
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)
# all this feedback
omg!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:35, archived)
# That's life in the fast
Laney for you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# These puns
are starting Tannoy me now...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# You're not the boss of me
Now
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# We'd better stop now, before it FX someone badly.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 17:09, archived)
# Wire you doing this?
I don't like where it's leading.

I think we should jack it in now.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# mesa sorry
I cant help it now
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# We really should foldback on all these puns
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:37, archived)
# That idea's sound.check to make sure it happens.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# I shall make sure to pick up on that.
It's a reflection accross the board!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Obscure one to finish off
Ah! The TDM!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# for some reason now
all i can think of is the T.I.S.M. song "I was John Bonhams Coke Raodie" that is all!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 17:09, archived)
# if she's nice
you may want to mike her your own..

/cringeworthy
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Very
Dynamic:D

I'd conderser though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Yes it was...
Cab is short for "speaker cabinet"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# I know I'm a roadie:P
Bin and monitor arre too:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:33, archived)
# *smacks forehead*
Roadie for who?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Mainly freelance.
But should be signing a new contract in Feb for a new band called The Random. Should be cool as I've done loads of session work with some of them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Coolio
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# I think they're either in session or single release
on XFM on the 5th next month.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Ha
Musos. Drummingses is far more cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Hmmm...
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer.



What happened when the guitarist locked his keys in the car?

It took him 2 hours to get the drummer out
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Yes
Telling a drummer a drummer joke is somewhat akin to using the phrase "What can I do you for?" in an attempt to be humourous.

Hint: we know more drummer jokes than you do, because everyone suffers from the same conviction that they know a really funny drummer joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Haha yes, I know some drummers who are far better musos than me.
No offence meant, hope none was taken =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 17:03, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)
# hahahaha
*groans*

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# badum...................................................................
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(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Arf!
top punngaetm
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Woo(fer)!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# What's he tweetering on about
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Speak(er) up, boy,
I can't hear you.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Haha that really shouldn;t of made me lol!
But it did! Nice one!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Ha ha h
a.

Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:33, archived)