Haha! Woo for snails!


As a bit of Threadjackery, my missus just called (almost in tears) to find out what this was all about - www.b3ta.com/board/6521627

Regular b3tans will know that I was describing the events of this www.knowyourlimits.gov.uk/night_out.html and if you're still reading honey, that's the flash game I was talking about :)
( emvee argh zombies, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)

Bless her.
You should give her cuddles and cunnilingus.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)

Yes, ^This
Solves all problems
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)

Yup.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)

She gets all that anyway
It's pretty much a given
( emvee argh zombies, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)

MORE
and buy her a present.

Something Cartier.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)

cartier
than what?
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Wed 15 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)

hahahahahahaha
excellent

sleeping on the sofa tonight?
( mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)

I've still got your pants from last night
Do you want them back today, or will i give you them when you come round for your Friday bumming?

xxx
( 4dam party, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)

Oof.

( Professor Kenny Martin vs the Idiot Managers O_o, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

That was the best rape game I'd ever played

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)

haha that's great!
I just got rohypnoled and raped. Bonus!
( 4dam party, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)

It teaches us that the world is a scary place
Best to always stay indoors
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)

well
apparently I need flash 8 to enjoy a night out, in any case.
(Ollly, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)

busted.

i'm glad i've not told anyone about my secret rentboy fetish, it'd ruin my marriage.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)

Don't worry. Nobody reads these boards
In fact You're the one who'se typing this.

You Schizo
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)

Mrs Emvee
Never fear your delightful man is telling the truth

Emvee: take her out to dinner and treat her like a lady you scoundrel!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)

Just because he fucked you last night
stop covering up for him!
( 4dam party, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)

*whistles*

( emvee argh zombies, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)

Hahahhaa no he didn't
can I have my knickers back please?!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)

They're a bit crusty now
I've been jizzing into them all night
( 4dam party, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)

that's alright
will provide me with a tastey snack in the cinema this evening
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)

I'm now wanking
at the thought of you eating my dried crusty spunk out of the gusset of your frilly little panties
( 4dam party, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)

Hahaha!
Oops!
( Afinkawan, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)

poor girl ;)
still loving snaily :)
(pknw1, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)