Too obvious?


From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(MikeXPose, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)

Hamtoucher.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)

no
but far too big - optimise it please!
( Mushroom, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)

Well done.

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)

hehehehe
.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)

Awwww

( pobblepop, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)

haha beeeeeelm

(Darth Penders, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)

a newbie?
posting a massive image?
of a really tired concept?

fraid so peeps
*puts on 'ignore' for a week*
( mictoboy, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)

generic response to santa/kiddy fiddling compo entry

( The Great Architect, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)

generic response to bum mason

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)

*gives reacharound*
*does the handshake*
( The Great Architect, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)

Is that the Very Secret one...
The 'Handshank'
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)

Squeeze the knuckle of their index finger with your thumb
Just to confuse things.
( pobblepop, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)

it would indeed ;-)

( The Great Architect, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)

Either

Or

( MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)

Ooooo
She likes that!
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)

I wouldn't say she likes it...
... but it gets the dinner made.
( MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)

I'm not sure about that second one there...

( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)

she does appear to have jizz
on her chin
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)

That's just drool

( MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)

*Whispers*
I May well have seen this movie.. or one very much like it...
If it's the One I've seen.. It's not Drool...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)

it's porn...
www.b3ta.com/board/6655823

sorry Marky ;D
( fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)

is that teh Comic Sans???

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)

It's called "Comic" sans
That means it makes anything funny!
( MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)

Hehehehehe
Just hearing the Name sets me off
Ha Ha Ha HA HA HA
Ha Ha Ha HA HA HA
Ha Ha Ha HA HA HA
Ha Ha Ha HA HA HA
Ha Ha Ha HA HA HA
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)

Comic Sans + Caps Lock
IS AUTOPILOT FOR COOL!
( MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)

Unless you're an emo
In which case courier new or century gothic is the FONT FOR YOU.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)

I Hate Century Gothic
And I Hate Myspace..
And I hate My parents They bought me a Wii but with only 14 Games...
And I Hate the Car they Bought me...
And I Hate My Chemical Romance...
And I Hate Myself...*

*May not be Real Emo...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)

I don't hate myspace
It keeps me amused.

I do hate my chemical frigging romance. But then you'd expect that- my favourite five bands are Type O Negative, Morbid Angel, Motorhead, A Perfect Circle and ISIS.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)

*Ahem*
*Whispers* I'm on the Myspace as well for My 'Musical' Project *Ahem... Again*
Wowsers you are into the Tuff Bands aren't you M'Lady?...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)

Riffage is my chief love.
Oh, that list could go on forever. Pantera, Sepultura, Red Sparowes, Neurosis....

Plus there's the added bonus of big long haired hairy men sweating all over big guitars and snarling. *faints*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)

it burns....
seams, and hugeness.....
try and keep it below 50kb.. about 280 px wide.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)

whoops!!!!


edit: nice image idea, baaaaaaaaaaaad execution.
please optimise this to below 50kb, you probably only need to shrink it to about 280px and it'll be okay, maybe.
in future please avoid the use of comic sans, this is not a rule, just a guideline.
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)

OH MY GOD YOU'RE JOKING!
Jesus, you tell me Gary Glitter's a paedophile on the same day Hitler invades Poland, S Club 7 split up AND they shoot JFK.

This day is so shit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)

plus,
there's a whale, being fucked by the dead pope, in john peel!!!!1!!!!
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)

NOOOOO

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)

Diana, Dodi and all the dodos are dead

( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)

Dou're doking. Dat's derrible.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)

doddy died too!

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)

Dido is concerned....

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)

yes. far too obvious.
and far too COCKING HUGE.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)

Sorry guys
ok, ok, I've resized the picuture, but go easy on me, it's my first post! I'll make more of an effort next time! (And yes I know it's a little generic)
(MikeXPose, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)

Plus...
...I don't mean to make excuses but i'm stuck at work with nothing more than MS Paint at my disposal.
(MikeXPose, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)

No excuses.
Read the FAQ, then post.

Harsh, but fair.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)

Better?
www.b3ta.com/board/6658420
(MikeXPose, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)