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# You seem to know a lot.
Did you enjoy it?

In other news - Rich Cunts. There are people outside my office, wrapping up a Bentley Continental for a christmas present.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)
# fucking hell
is it not for a charity thing?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)
# My bosses uncle has bought it for his wifes christmas
Rich fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# wait until everyone else leaves
then rip the wrapping and scratch the paintwork with 'merry christmas, you rich cunt'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)
# send your love
with a Molotov cocktail!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Go help them,
and subtley wank into the petrol tank.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)
#
subtley
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha
sounds like a plan
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Nah, you want mothballs,
they wear out the engine in weeks when put in the petrol tank, but it's almost impossible to trace them... Not that I'm suggesting this is a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:35, archived)
#
wank drop a match
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# quickly run down
and unwrap it.
(chemicals1234, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# I could quite easily get the keys at lunch time
Would it be worth getting sacked for a joyride in a 190mph beast?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)
# do you have to ask that question?
i mean, you can't earn very much, and it is christmas

plus it'd look great on your CV
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)
# I didn't say steal it!
Just unwrap it!

How many times in your life do you think you will have the chance to unwrap one of those!
(chemicals1234, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)
# They've given up
Lunchtime photoshoot.

What should I do?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)
# curl one out on the driver's seat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)
# get on the picture
and hang your old man out your pants
(I helped save b3ta! canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
# It's been decided
I'm going to attempt to recreate the picture of that guy fucking the car in womens underwear.

but without the womens underwear.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)
# they don't do that sort of photo
with macro lenses
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)
# it's obviously stolen
and the stupid folk of Kirkudbright are trying to hide it from the filth
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Those stupid Kirkcudbrights!
They've given up trying to wrap it now as they're making a cunt of it. The new plan is to stick in a shed and stack boxes around it.

If I had someone to work the camera I would take photographs of myself spreadeagled naked on the bonnet
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# and one of you with your cock up the exhaust i hope
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)
# hahahaha
Oh god I've got to do this
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)
# DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Oh I want to do this so much!
I'll try and get in the shed at lunch time.

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
# PLEASE!
DO IT!
(chemicals1234, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)
# you've seen /that/ pic
haven't you
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)
# yup
and once, when i was in the o2 shop, the assistant accidentally opened it up when she was changing my account

she was mortified
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# I think that was the first "shock picture"
I ever saw on the internets
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)
# I once dropped a
cardboard box on my car roof and it scratched the fuck out of it.

Here's hoping, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)
# haha
*plan b*

happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Don't think of it as wrapping paper.
Think of it as a wick. Go make Bentley Christmas candle.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)
# I've got one of those in a cupboard somewhere
Unwanted presents eh?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)