Be as thin as you can be.


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( Shedside, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)

Looks like half my office...


the others are thinner
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)

Buy more crisps
that's what they should do.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:35, archived)

but they'd only go & throw them up after anyway...

( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)

Yay!
I must be slipping.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)

put
sticklebricks on the soles of your shoes. that'll give you more grip
( dutchbird, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)

Ooh,
good idea.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)

I'll be
hiding that pic from my cow-orkers an' all.

*belches*

*tosses chewed, greasy chicken leg over shoulder*
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)

THREADJACK!!!
Completely irrelevant, but I just wanted to tell everybody that you can get series 1-4 of Blackadder on DVD for £60. I just have, and I'm stroking it now.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)

Preciousssssssssss......

(thediscokingpin, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)

"...and I'm stroking it now."
wow you are excited
( pip, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)

you
have a woman's hand!
( dutchbird, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)

Is that the US version with
all the extra's ?
( hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)

Nope
just plain ol' boring Blackadder I'm afraid. But there is rather a lot of it.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)

Though I was happy was the extra stuff
like Blackadders Xmas Carol and The Cavalier Years, the £15 customs charge was a bit of a shit. The only time I've ever had to cough up on an import....
( hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)

did
you have change leftover for a slap-up binge at Mrs Miggins pie shop ?
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)

I can't believe
this society promotes people like that, she's almost transparent.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)

*chicken hops after it sobbing quietly*
you git!
( jazzman, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)

hmm,
you're not in my office, are you?
(radja, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)

Me work for Jaeger
clothing / fashion
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)

looks like my roommate.
sad.
(que, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)

Thats almost
believable you know.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)

I only added the text (and barcode and logo)
The photo hasn't been shopped at all.
( Shedside, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)

Really?!
Blud-dee hell.
She needs to catch 'Fat', its a disease you know.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)

...
I don't think I wanted to know that.

Ralph.
( Fronds are waving gently on, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)

no way
is her arm that thin? Surely?
( estuardo, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)

rubbish!
I am Victor Meldrew & I don't believe you
( munkt0n, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)

taken from...
here
contains some NSFW images, and not in a good way
( Shedside, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)

*shocked*
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)

blimeh!
she needs a good sandwich,and maybe some pasta
( munkt0n, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)

A 21 course
Jacobean Banquet would do the trick, I'll wager.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)

oh
my
fucking
christ.

That's just plain incredible.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)

I think,
I think its sad.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)

Isn't it?
That fucking Atkins diet is a scourge and "anorexic chic" an oxymoron.
( Shedside, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)

The thing is
who do you blame, it can't be entirely down to the media, can it?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)

it is a mental illness.

( the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)

no?
really?
/sarc
( munkt0n, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)

yes :P
and it's a lot to do with with low self esteem, too.


i know, ok?
( the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)

scary
very scary, I wish I could give them my few extra lbs.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)

I might
donate myself as a source of fat for needy supermodels.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)

Oooh...
FAT DONOR CARD
I Would Like To Make A Supermodel Look Healthy After My Death

- or -

National Fat Service
Do something amazing

virtual shoppage, innit
( Fronds are waving gently on, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 15:00, archived)

I can see the TV adds,
'Just an ounce ot two of fat a month, can help these supermodels help themselves'.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)

yes it has.
Her elbow joints would stick out more. ;)

And look at the size of her hands!
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)

euurgh!
They're like pigeon feet
( estuardo, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)

Oh yikes!
Adn to think that some of these women would have looked at these pictures and thought, "I'm so fat, there."
( Artamnesia, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)

Jee
Zus! She needs a pie infusion - stat!
(Mr Mandrake, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)

nice one...
i like it

w/y/h

you will have email in about 10 mins by the way
( raw-edge I'll sell my soul for some pain relief, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)

I love a slim girl
but this fashion nonsense is taking it too far. Excellent pic.
(thediscokingpin, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)

Oh that thing about Thin Kids last night
was so tragic.

You can blame the media but it seemed to me the reason most of them were fucked up was their preening fucked up mothers.

One mum was showing her 8 year old how to shave her legs; One 9 year old thought being a pole dancer when she's older would help her get the boys.

Too much!
( LittlePixel, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)

abzfweh?
What? Eh? No! Surely?

What am I saying - I live in Liverpool. I have seen girls of 7-8 in leather pants and crop tops and their mums in the same. When I have kids, if they're girls, I'm shopping for them in Laura Ashley.
( bigdave, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)

ack!
and woo!
( aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)

Reminds me of Prince Phillip's gaffe
When he quipped that there were now eating dogs for the anorexic.

That man should be hunted with dogs.
( xian, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)