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# i proper breakfast will set you up for the morningfailure to have a proper breakfast is bad management
you should be ashamed.

/bigbowlofweetobixblog
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# eating breakfast
makes me starving again by 10

if i miss breakie, i can go till 2 without eating
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)
# hummm....
i am feeling a bit peckish at the moent, mind you i was up as 6 o'clock
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)
# That happens to me too.
I think it's a combination of your stomach being stretched and your metabolism being increased.

I used to be able to last all day with no food and just have a small meal in the evening.
Most efficient way to lose weight quickly, but not very healthy :/
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)
# I missed brekkie and now
my stomach is growling like a bear who's just spotted a pick a nick basket on an unguarded Park Bench
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)
# hey boo boo!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:42, archived)
# My hands smell of celery
and I'm not sure why
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Did you have celery for breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)
# that would explain it
but I had warm, hearty and delicious poridge
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Was it celery porridge?



*wants porridge now*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)
# what other kind of proidge is there?
poridge:
1)chop up the celery
2)crush the celery with your mighty hands
3)grund the celery b'twix two kittens
4)dance a naked tango upon the resultant celery mush
5)add milk to muddy celery myre and readybrek it into the microwave
6)add honey or golden syrup to taste
7)profit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Good god
I've not seen porridge made in the traditional way like that since I was a nipper.

(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# come to Scotland
and we'll make you a massive vat of the stuff using the traditional highland method
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Are you sure your hands are not leeks?
*points upward*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# yes they are
but that still doesn't explain how they aquired a smell of celery
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# you've been fondling the vegetables again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# mango licker
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)