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( c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 17:50, archived)

^this
i went for a drink with someone the other day...and they said 'let's do this again sometime'.

Only if my lungs have recovered... :(
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 17:51, archived)

*is looking forward to the 1st of july*

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 17:52, archived)

I just look forward.

( Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 17:54, archived)

I've been enjoying smoke free awesomeness
for about a year now. It truly is lovely, and it amuses me when people still try and come up with
good excuses as to why they should be allowed to smoke all over the place.
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 17:55, archived)

Its discrimination.
If people can demand a smoke free environment, why cant I demand an ugly free environment?

"I am sorry, but your face offends me. Please drink in the beer garden."
( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:06, archived)

My face has never given anyone cancer
only a mild feeling of nausea. It's my nipples that are carcinogenic.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:10, archived)

pfft
Here come the shoddy arguments :)

Ugly can't drift across the room and get up your nose. (although, scientists have recently discovered a new, extreme type of Ugly that can do just that!)
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:12, archived)

the person
was chain smoking though :( i though i was back in Cornwall with the amount of fog that was filling the air
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:15, archived)

I've always liked the analogy
that a smoking section in a public space is like having a pissing area in a swimming pool.
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:09, archived)

Good analogy that
(is analogy a degree in goatse?)
( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:17, archived)

Likewise
Channel Islands banned it last July, it's been great. It's also good to be able to get away from the clubs for a few minutes and chat easily with your mates while they smoke. Win win!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:42, archived)

Bugger that!
I live at work!
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 17:55, archived)

^this
substitute 'library' for 'work'
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 17:58, archived)

I like how your board sig completes the pic
;)
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:43, archived)