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what should it be this week? bestest answer wins.
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rob Add me on twitter: http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:55,
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gather round and bite my fucking banger
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prodigy69 we want freddy for our leader..he's a man of class, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56,
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ON NO! MORE CRAP LINKS FROM THOSE CUNTS AT B3TA
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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56,
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well this is the rest of your work day fucked then
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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56,
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SHIT, I FORGOT TO UNSUBSCRIBE AGAIN!
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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56,
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=D
hahahaha
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Keyboard Weasel, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03,
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haha
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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03,
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WOO
^^
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GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04,
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^ yes
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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:08,
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NHS web filter thingy is a cunt?
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ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56,
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ENGORGE YOUR PENIS
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Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57,
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ONE TWO, FUCKLE MY POO
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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57,
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i'm back, now get your jubs out!
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57,
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EAT MORE TRIFLE: THIS TIME WITH MORE HAZELNUT!
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Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57,
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German scat porn and other children's picturebooks
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rock paper scissors, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57,
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Ted Bovis Spider Kneecaps Review
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57,
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Malteasers made me cry
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57,
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whatever you do, don't google for 'gniger'
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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57,
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THIS
that fuck them up :)
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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58,
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^that^
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this week i am mostly - useless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59,
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*googles*
dear god!
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dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00,
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I hope not
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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01,
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i did
ive never seen that before and woundred what the fuck he was talking about. i had to do it. sooo wish i hadnt now!
*changes name to 'is scared form googling gniger'*
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dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03,
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If you've been affected by Googling 'gniger'
then you can call our confidential help line
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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04,
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choose from these options:
Do you love horses -
best of all the animals? - press 1
a bit? - press 2
merely because of dobbin's nobbin? - press 3
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:07,
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Results 1 - 10 of about 27,700,000 for ginger [definition]
:-O
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ubersheep is a musical sheep, and will sing on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:46,
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THIS
*cleans inside of eyeballs with Caustic Soda*
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bilbobarneybobs is sitting on Henman Hill. Come on Tim!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01,
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its the only way to be sure
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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02,
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...*vomits*...*vomits*....
*spits into bowl*.... *dry wretch*......*spits*.........
.......*Vomits*.............
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03,
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Hahahahahaha
I really want to know, but I refuse to do it
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Keyboard Weasel, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04,
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dear god don't
*runs back to toilet*
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05,
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Seriously, it's not nice...
*reaches for tissues*
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GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09,
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Tissues, very posh
I normally just do it into a sock myself.
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richey, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:12,
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haha :)
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GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:13,
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So its really that bad?
I mean, its not like goatse where everone was all "Yuk" and then we were
photoshopping using Adobe® Photoshop® software to manipulate the image?
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Keyboard Weasel, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:13,
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glasscock it and find out
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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:24,
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glasscock what? gniger?
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Keyboard Weasel, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:26,
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whatever you do...
resist the urge...it is NOT worth it *shuddering*
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this week i am mostly - useless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09,
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Brrrrr..
Gniger is a bad thing to google for. (It's NSFW, as if anyone couldn't guess).
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richey, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:11,
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ooh, hark at poirot!
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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:14,
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^This
I must stop assuming that because someone says "don't do this" that it's a good idea to do. at work. in an open plan office.
*deletes history*
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bigolslabomeat, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:15,
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hahaha
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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:17,
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*deletes history*
*removes hard drive, smashes and burns*
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:17,
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I googled Ginger

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h3llo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:24,
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rock my cock it's sock jock spock!
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed has nothing to say about Michael Jackson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57,
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There must be toilets, or how will we shit properly?
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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58,
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Mictoboy looks like bradleys dad off of eastenders
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58,
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hahaha
he got some nude action last night mind
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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58,
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aye but with that odd looking troll girl
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00,
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afternoon reg
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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59,
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*malkies*
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00,
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C*I*A*L*I*S V1AGR*A L/E/N/G/T/H/EN YOUR *T*O*O*L*
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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58,
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how to lose friends (but not your virginity) in six easy steps
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed has nothing to say about Michael Jackson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58,
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Tol lazy to think of a newsletter title
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bilbobarneybobs is sitting on Henman Hill. Come on Tim!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58,
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AN INFORMATION FIST, STRETCHING THE LIMITS OF YOUR IMAGINATION. AND ARSE.
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kinks Who Is Virgilio Anderson?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58,
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Aphex does NOT look like Reg from the bill
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58,
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in your dreams reg
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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00,
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I have a feeling Reg dreams of purple Ford Cortinas
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00,
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i only dream of you gorgeous
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01,
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hi reg!
oh, aphex...
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ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00,
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*HOOF*
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00,
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*camel toe*
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ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02,
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*for life*
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05,
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Boke this one off, Einstein!
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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58,
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I've got a bumfull of hot links let me wipe them on your desktop
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed has nothing to say about Michael Jackson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59,
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this here giraffe
/D=
__/|
(____)
I I
I I
oddest giraffe I ever did see
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed has nothing to say about Michael Jackson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04,
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just a few from my inbox:-
basket case promontory!
not no edgely
An gilford herself holliday
Re: elsevier lamplight
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imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59,
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you work for the Home Office aicmfp
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02,
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Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh!
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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59,
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ANOTHER EXCUSE NOT TO GO OUT TONIGHT!
;)
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Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59,
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Fertiliser bomb, koran, flight lessons, bocock
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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59,
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Read Up You Cock-Juggling Thundercunts!!
.
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Legless Melbourne Bash Friday 3rd July, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59,
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it's a bird, it's a plane, NO it's a floating mong: Stephen hawking to the rescue
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed has nothing to say about Michael Jackson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59,
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this
^^
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GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01,
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teheheh hawking and reeves crashing with each other and falling down
this is so wrong!
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Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:30,
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up your cunt you titless boot
(one of my friends actually said this to his sister)
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59,
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ha! :D
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prodigy69 we want freddy for our leader..he's a man of class, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01,
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give us the links and be squick about it!
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GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59,
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Satan is my master
...
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op onephilosophy only smaller, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00,
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Does he buy Metallica records for you?
/Ben folds blog
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Joe Scaramanga soft creamy toffee in a milk chocolate cup, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01,
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yes
he does!
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op onephilosophy only smaller, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:36,
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Eat Shit & Live
100,000,000,000,000 household flies CAN'T be wrong!
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Zank Frappa TRENT! TRENT! TRENT!.....give me back my purse!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00,
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WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
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Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00,
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slide down my greasy pole of newsletter goodness
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed has nothing to say about Michael Jackson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00,
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NEEDS MORE PLASTIC WRAP!
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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01,
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Pfft!
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Kamikaze Stoat, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02,
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Whatever you do, do not, I repeat DO NOT read this!!!
(reverse psychology and all that)
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rock paper scissors, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01,
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THIS ONE DOESNT CONTAIN PAEDOPHILIA!
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Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01,
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B3TAN POTATO ROFFLES!
Roffley versatile
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Joe Scaramanga soft creamy toffee in a milk chocolate cup, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01,
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dance to the beat, my cat's on heat, someone fuck it before it explodes
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed has nothing to say about Michael Jackson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01,
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Ha ha ha!
^this
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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02,
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Hahahaha
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Jahled -¦ overworked ¦-, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04,
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"Feature: Five things to do with Yeltsin's rotting corpse"
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Kamikaze Stoat, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01,
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Is this my apple or yours? Oh god, it's got shit fingerprints on it!
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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01,
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BADGERS LIKE BONDAGE!
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Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02,
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ARE YOU READY FOR SUMMER? USE ANATRIM
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Wasp Box was gut-shot running gin, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02,
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rubbing our links and looking into your eyes
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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02,
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I done good writn
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02,
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Goatse and me: autobiography of a B3tan
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rock paper scissors, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02,
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NEWSLETTER ISSUE 274
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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03,
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Arabian Shit Monkeys
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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03,
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HOW TO FINGER YOUR RINGER
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Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03,
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The tedious repetition of a meaningless existence.
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pobblepop, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03,
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Those bloody lemons again? Always stealing my milk!
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THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03,
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Fuck me, crap links and sloppy flange batter
.
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Equus is hunting jobs, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04,
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Straight to the point!
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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:06,
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Come for the food, stay for the necrophilia
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Friz., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04,
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turn, turn, turn, a bit more, a bit more, a bit..... oh you've fucked that up.
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HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05,
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TEH TIMES LITTERARRY SUPPLEMENT
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Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05,
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hahaha
^this^
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05,
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goatse how to: an illustrated guide
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ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05,
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Shakespear's Pornagraphic debt
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the return of Captain Pilchard! has finally sent all of his random burn cds!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05,
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THINK ONCE, TINK TWICE, THINK BOKE
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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:06,
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TEXT IN A NEWSLETTER!! LOL!! ROFL!!
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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:06,
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A PINT IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH.
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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:07,
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OH, HAGGARD MIND, GROPING DARKLY THROUGH THE PAST; INCAPABLE OF DETACHING ITSELF FROM THE MISERABLE PRESENT; DRAGGING ITS HEAVY CHAIN OF CARE THROUGH IMAGINARY FEASTS AND REVELS, AND SCENES OF AWFUL POMP; SEEKING BUT A MOMENT'S REST AMONG THE LONG-FORGOTT
EN HAUNTS OF CHILDHOOD, AND THE RESORTS OF YESTERDAY; AND DIMLY FINDING FEAR AND HORROR EVERYWHERE!
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Wasp Box was gut-shot running gin, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:07,
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YES
^this, if it will fit.
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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:08,
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didn't fit in the subject bar
I wasn't aware it had a limit!
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Wasp Box was gut-shot running gin, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:10,
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needs more HEAVY AND STRAINING HORSE BALLS
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09,
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Frettled gruntbugglies?
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pobblepop, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09,
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POSITIVE LAB REPORT
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Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:07,
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Like this one!
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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:18,
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cunt mops and karate chops
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Donkey Gums likes FISSYFINNERS! Aheen aDOOOOOOOOOOOON!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:07,
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STEVEN HAWKIN IN SPAAAAACE... beep boop beep boop
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frshhh /Talk is as shit as everyone says it is - FACT, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:08,
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Multi-Carey Star Pork
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Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09,
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christ
what a fearsome mental image
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:10,
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Being Mental helps
I should know!
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Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:12,
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Sod the title
post it already
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M o D Be Pure! Be Vigilant! BEHAVE!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09,
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BACK ONCE AGAIN WITH THE RENEGADE MASTER!
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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:11,
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Quantum singularities in and around Farington Gurney.
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n8ive Monsters from the id!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:12,
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OBTAINING ELECTRICITY THROUGH PHOTOVOLTAIC CELLS MOUNTED UNDER OUR WING CASE
and other stories
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Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:13,
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Vegetables in Space!!
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:13,
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A warm April followed by a wet May? Have you ever had twins?
............
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The Tig and me, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:14,
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SAME OLD SHIT AS LAST WEEK.
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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:15,
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A 20-YEAR-OLD WOMAN REPORTED ABOUT GIGGLE INCONTINENCE DESPITE ANTIMUSCARINIC THERAPY. THEREFORE WE INJECTED BOTULINUM TOXIN A INTO THE DETRUSOR MUSCLE. THE EFFECT OF BOTULINUM TOXIN A APPEARED ABOUT 1 WEEK AFTER INJECTION AND NO MORE LEAKAGE WAS OBSERVED
EVEN DURING VIGOROUS LAUGHTER. A CONTROL UROFLOWMETRY SHOWED A GOOD VOIDING RATE WITHOUT ANY RESIDUAL VOLUME. BOTULINUM TOXIN A MIGHT BE AN ALTERNATIVE FOR PATIENTS WITH GIGGLE INCONTINENCE AFTER UNSUCCESSFUL ANTIMUSCARINIC TREATMENT.[Botulinum toxin A injection for treatment-refractory giggle incontinence.]
Wefer B, Seif C, van der Horst C, Junemann KP, Braun PM. Urologe A. 2007 Apr 26; [Epub ahead of print] German.
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Wasp Box was gut-shot running gin, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:16,
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Hey you? Enormous Penis why not?
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SiX once you got cat you never go back, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:16,
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Rougher than week old shaven man bits!
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gristy Twice as a rabbit, but oh, how a reputation sticks, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:17,
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Slightly worse than watching 'Keeping Up Appearances' on an infinate loop
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BrassMonkey I don't know about your brain,but you look alright, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:19,
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SHAUN MURPHY - 8, JOHN PARROT - 7
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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:20,
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SHAUN MURPHY - 8, JOHN PARROT - 8
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The Legendary Pink Dot, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:38,
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ZIZZI'S SEASONS SPECIAL BANGERS
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Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:21,
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This newsletter needs more shark and bridge
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Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:21,
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YOU'RE FIRED!!
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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:22,
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hehehe
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Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:27,
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clinic results in, please contact during office hours
Daddy B3ta told Mummy B3ta that it doesn't hurt.
DPing for Justice - we give it to you straight
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Lynxkitten, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:31,
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TESCO VALUE
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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:33,
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noody norkanorks
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Hummel Today is hat day, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:45,
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We have a Penile! (and a Fanny too!)
(amongst many other users of course)
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Penile, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:32,
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I found a big tap for my hairy
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expf it's the Brain Jonestown Antimacassar, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:11,
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DEAR SYSADMINS: I THINK OF YOU WHEN I'M WANKING
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 1 May 2007, 20:47,
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