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(Dr Andy Minion andyminion, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

pfftttttt

it'll be full of the bloody welsh this year.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

watch it, you

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:17, archived)

~~you~~ boyo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 17 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

In one fell swoop you've cheered me up no end.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

ssshhhh - don't tell anyone

but I made myself laugh with that
then had to make up a crappy excuse to everyone in the office

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 17 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

I make myself laugh all the time.

I'm hilarious.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

hahaha

that made me laugh too

I'm running out of excuses

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 17 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

I'd blame the rum.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

argh

oops

I've used the same excuse twice now.
I mustn't laugh again for the next 62 mins

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 17 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

*waggles cock*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

Waggle has just phoned me.

He said can you leave his cock alone please.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

hmm

not sure that that works

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

Heh, like I care =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

*bites lip*

now I know everything is going to make me laugh

*deep breaths*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 17 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

*bites lip, waggles eyebrows*

*slaps testciles on desk*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

pffft

*grabs staple gun*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 17 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

YARR!

*clinks bottles*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

i suggest pulling your trousers up.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

above your nipples

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

and change your name to simon

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the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

Simon O'Fodin?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

*tips hat*

*steals wallet*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

i have no idea who that is,

did you just make it up?

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the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

Well if Thorson O'Fodin changes his name to Simon he'd be Simon O'Fodin wouldn't he?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

~~watch it,~~ look

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

i have the promotional DVD

and have also been cautioned by the police.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

gah! for a moment there I thought that said

"promotional VD"

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

Actwally Erotica '07 will be 100m from where I now am.

Isn't Earls Court an interesting place blog.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

~~Isn't Earls Court an interesting place blog~~
has a big stack of magazines in close proximity blog

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 17 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

Weh had this yesterday

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

How is he?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

Damn fine if I say so myself:P

But a bit pricey

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

Make sense, BB.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

I did

You're just too innocent:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

I haven't been accused of that in years.

Right then, explain?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

Boyboy sexah!

humpyhumpy
3. profit.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

I had a fantastic, almost Joe Cartoon esque image of you saying that whilst pelvic thrusting.

I'm not going to lie, it was magical.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

ok, i'm 14, and more innocent that most of you here, and *I* got that before i read the explanation.

shame on you.

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

pffft

they grow up quickly these days!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 May 2007, 17:13, archived)

BB?

do you mean Ian?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

Yes.

Only friends call me BB.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

so, no one then?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

Well

b3ta minus micto:p

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

You say 'tomato'

I say 'stop brandishing fruit at me and pull your trousers up'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

it's ok

it's only a model

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

please god let it be kate moss

with a horrific head injury.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

again?!

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

This/

She does shitloads of cocaine, has a junkie for a boyfriend any nobody seems to worry about her little daughter (how old is she- 4? 5?)

Sick.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

well, it's not as if she looks after her kid anyway

it's probably well looked after by it's nanny

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

i would expect kate sees her daughter for 3 months out of 12

the rest of the time i'll be with the nanny

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

And what will you be doing to her?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

i'm too busy trying to smuggle children out of portugal

to worry about her.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

Ouch!

bone/closeness overload!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 17 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

the nearer the bone

the sweeter the meat.

so the saying goes.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

only as long as i get to fuck her

while she's still warm

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

giggedy giddedy goo!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

alriiiight

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

You should have put that all in the subject.

/stats board optimism

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

death by blow job?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

cyclist?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

Yep

b3ta.com/board/7195504

Not sure how much help a helmet would be when hitting a big metal van at speed....

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thistle, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

again!

are you ever going to remove that barely visible chain?

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

Ooh yeah

Any news on that at all?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

Yeah

You can just make out the blood stain in the middle of the road. But it's going.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

I meant if his brains are now puree

But ok

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

Yes

Available on ebay for £8 per 100g

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

Bargain!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

I saw some of that.

It was like breaking news!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 17 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

~~magazines~~ tissues

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

I've been to Erotica 3 times

with the wife when they used to host it at Olympia. It's a very interesting day out.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

:) hah

/petty county rivalry

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

It's all about petty county rivalry

boo nottinghamshire, yay lincolnshire

etc...

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The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

I've been in Lincs for the past couple of months since leaving Notts.
yawn

/rural life is dull ;)

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

Buckinghamshire FTW

We've got a Paul Daniels.

Aaaaaaaand.... erm.....

MILTON KEYNES!!!!

And a Slough.

Oh, and Ozzy lives round here, when he's not living in Merca.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

Woo Milton Keynes!*

*not really. It sucks.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

pfftttttt

We've got fred west.

or rather we had him.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

And they're the good points??!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 17 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

Ozzy is.

Slough's where they make maltesers.

Milton Keynes is....well alright, it's satanic.

But the nice bits are nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

You had me at maltesers!

*moves to Slough*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 17 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

Cheshire ftw :)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

+1 :o)

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

\o/

Though when I finally move house I shall become a filthy traitor and support Lancashire

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

It'll be full of Dixypoos waxworks

And pictures of my Grandpa.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

Bah….. (or maybe baaaaa)

I’m offended……. (not really)

/From Derbyshire blog

(Rev O'Lucian will unfortunatly age on, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:21, archived)