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(Dr Andy Minion andyminion, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

pfftttttt
it'll be full of the bloody welsh this year.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

watch it, you

( mictoboy, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:17, archived)

you boyo
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 17 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

:D
In one fell swoop you've cheered me up no end.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

ssshhhh - don't tell anyone
but I made myself laugh with that
then had to make up a crappy excuse to everyone in the office
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 17 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

I make myself laugh all the time.
I'm hilarious.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

hahaha
that made me laugh too

I'm running out of excuses
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 17 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

I'd blame the rum.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

argh
oops

I've used the same excuse twice now.
I mustn't laugh again for the next 62 mins
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 17 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

*waggles cock*

( mictoboy, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

Waggle has just phoned me.
He said can you leave his cock alone please.
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

hmm
not sure that that works
( mictoboy, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

Heh, like I care =)

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

*bites lip*
now I know everything is going to make me laugh

*deep breaths*
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 17 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

*bites lip, waggles eyebrows*
*slaps testciles on desk*
( mictoboy, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

pffft
*grabs staple gun*
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 17 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

YARR!
*clinks bottles*
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

i suggest pulling your trousers up.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

above your nipples

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

and change your name to simon
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

Simon O'Fodin?

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

*tips hat*

*steals wallet*
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

i have no idea who that is,
did you just make it up?
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

Well if Thorson O'Fodin changes his name to Simon he'd be Simon O'Fodin wouldn't he?

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

watch it, look
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

i have the promotional DVD
and have also been cautioned by the police.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

gah! for a moment there I thought that said
"promotional VD"
(this week i am mostly - busy hooking, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

Actwally Erotica '07 will be 100m from where I now am.
Isn't Earls Court an interesting place blog.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

Isn't Earls Court an interesting place blog
has a big stack of magazines in close proximity blog
( Mstandot, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

Weh had this yesterday

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

How is he?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

Damn fine if I say so myself:P
But a bit pricey
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

Make sense, BB.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

I did
You're just too innocent:P
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

I haven't been accused of that in years.
Right then, explain?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

Boyboy sexah!
humpyhumpy
3. profit.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

I had a fantastic, almost Joe Cartoon esque image of you saying that whilst pelvic thrusting.
I'm not going to lie, it was magical.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

ok, i'm 14, and more innocent that most of you here, and *I* got that before i read the explanation.
shame on you.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

pffft
they grow up quickly these days!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:13, archived)

BB?
do you mean Ian?
( mictoboy, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

Yes.
Only friends call me BB.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

so, no one then?

( mictoboy, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

Well
b3ta minus micto:p
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

:)

( mictoboy, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

You say 'tomato'
I say 'stop brandishing fruit at me and pull your trousers up'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

it's ok
it's only a model
( mictoboy, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

please god let it be kate moss
with a horrific head injury.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

again?!

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

This/
She does shitloads of cocaine, has a junkie for a boyfriend any nobody seems to worry about her little daughter (how old is she- 4? 5?)

Sick.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

well, it's not as if she looks after her kid anyway
it's probably well looked after by it's nanny
( mictoboy, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

i would expect kate sees her daughter for 3 months out of 12
the rest of the time i'll be with the nanny
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

And what will you be doing to her?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

i'm too busy trying to smuggle children out of portugal
to worry about her.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

Ouch!
bone/closeness overload!!!
( Mstandot, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

the nearer the bone
the sweeter the meat.

so the saying goes.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

only as long as i get to fuck her
while she's still warm
( mictoboy, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

giggedy giddedy goo!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

^^
alriiiight
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

You should have put that all in the subject.
/stats board optimism
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

death by blow job?

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

cyclist?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

Yep
b3ta.com/board/7195504

Not sure how much help a helmet would be when hitting a big metal van at speed....
(thistle, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

again!
are you ever going to remove that barely visible chain?
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

Ooh yeah
Any news on that at all?
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

Yeah
You can just make out the blood stain in the middle of the road. But it's going.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

I meant if his brains are now puree
But ok
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

Yes
Available on ebay for £8 per 100g
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

Bargain!

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

I saw some of that.
It was like breaking news!
( Mstandot, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

magazines tissues
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

I've been to Erotica 3 times
with the wife when they used to host it at Olympia. It's a very interesting day out.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

:) hah


/petty county rivalry
(spartacus_mills, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

It's all about petty county rivalry
boo nottinghamshire, yay lincolnshire

etc...
( The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

I've been in Lincs for the past couple of months since leaving Notts.
yawn

/rural life is dull ;)
(spartacus_mills, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

Buckinghamshire FTW
We've got a Paul Daniels.

Aaaaaaaand.... erm.....

MILTON KEYNES!!!!

And a Slough.

Oh, and Ozzy lives round here, when he's not living in Merca.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

Woo Milton Keynes!*
*not really. It sucks.
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

pfftttttt
We've got fred west.

or rather we had him.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

And they're the good points??!!

( Mstandot, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

Ozzy is.
Slough's where they make maltesers.

Milton Keynes is....well alright, it's satanic.

But the nice bits are nice.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

You had me at maltesers!
*moves to Slough*
( Mstandot, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

Cheshire ftw :)

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

+1 :o)

( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

\o/
Though when I finally move house I shall become a filthy traitor and support Lancashire
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

It'll be full of Dixypoos waxworks
And pictures of my Grandpa.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

Bah….. (or maybe baaaaa)
I’m offended……. (not really)

/From Derbyshire blog
(The Revolution will unfortunatly age on, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:21, archived)