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# Her eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
# not again
Edit: hows the sprog doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:32, archived)
# So-so
Find out more tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:39, archived)
# Send my best to your better half
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:41, archived)
# Senor!
Have you thought of a name for your new personlet? How's your wifey doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:38, archived)
# Jim's fine and dandy and yes
name is sorted now, cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:40, archived)
# *claps* oh that's brilliant.
You know, I think you've inspired a totally sarcasm-free moment from me.

Is this how Mother Theresa felt?

I'm frightened.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:41, archived)
# she felt leathery
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:41, archived)
# How much feeling went on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:44, archived)
# only a little
and by a little I mean loads
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:45, archived)
# I dread to think how big you tell people your penis is.
If you do such a thing.

If I had one I think I'd be obsessed with it, and talk about it at every opportunity. As it stands I don't have one, so must consign myself to talking about others.

Hence this entire post.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:47, archived)
# its a decent sized
by decent sized I mean I gave the midwife a shock.

My dad tells this story to every single one of my girlfriends.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:48, archived)
# I came out bottom first.
It's lucky I was born when I was a baby, I've got a huge arse now.

I really am quite tired and stoned, you must forgive me if I'm talking absolute knackers. You can tell I'm tired because I'm more eloquent than normal, which is a very strange experience. I was deliberately tired for my English GCSE exams.

Shut up Fae.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:50, archived)
# She was kind of bony but loose,
like keys in chicken skin.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:42, archived)
# That's a brilliant, if a touch vomit inducing simile.
God I'm so bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:43, archived)