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( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)

Wordy but good
:-)
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)

I figured, by
condensing the words into a CFB, those who are averse to sentences can just enjoy from afar :)
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)

Yays for you, Neville
Yays for you always :)
(creem all over your face, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)

Bang on

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)

*clicks Temptation of Satan link*

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)

do not tempt me devil
begone!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)

*tempts*

( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)

*shuns*
i shun your bubble wrap and your fresh jar of coffe with the foil lid still intact.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)

I have bubble
wrap with bubbles the size of walnuts. Yes I do!

And I don't drink coffee, although I occasionally buy jars incase someone comes round who does, so I have a few fresh ones lying around

I AM THE DEVIL INCARNATE! MWAWHAHWHHAWHHW...
*offers a Jaffa cake*
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)

your jaffa cakes cannot tempt me
for i have forgone chocolate and cannot be lured into such an easy trap.

/knight of the choccy abstinence blog.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)

Ahh, but
they are Jaffa cakes made from, erm...

bacon!

Yes, Bacon cakes!
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)

chocolate with a bacon centre?
or bacon wrapped around orange goo?

I NEED TO KNOW DAMMIT!
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)

both
It's like a crazy conglomerate of a company that makes bacon and a company that makes orange goo merging and making a mad, mad mixture of the two
It's like glue, but made from bacon and orange goo
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)

bacoo?

( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)

Mr Bacoo.

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)

Hello!


*waves*
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)

HELLO!
*gets a bit too close and shouts very loud*

SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO.., oops. I meant, I didn't mean to shout. Sorry
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)

That's quite alright.

There's not enough shouty-loud mouthterror in my life right now. So it was a bonus. Bounus, bonousm, bonoos, bownuss.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)

SHOUTYLOUDMOUTHTEERRRO..
Oh god, I did it again. I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry, I can't help it..*sniff*
I just can't help... help myselfSHOUTINGALLTHETIME OH GOD! Why does it keep happening?
I want to be quiet, but I CAN'T BEQUIETOHGODITSHAPPENINGAGAIN
sorry, so sorry
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)

Why? Why would you do that?
Chocolate is king!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)

he is very strange
Chocolate is my Downfall
I need to lose 6lbs
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)

lend me a fiver
and then buy a lottery ticket

sorted
( mictoboy, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)

hahaha
I said lbs
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)

I always read that as
leebs
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)

:)
when i was a kid i used to say 'elbees' for lbs
( mictoboy, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)

hmmm
el bees for me
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)

That could be your new latino nick name
El B's
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)

Arf!
Or he could just go have six games of Time Crisis down the arcade.... :D
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)

since 1993/94 i have not touched it.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)

How?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)

He gets his Eunuchs to feed it to him
edit: I didn't think this through, he'd still touch it with his mouth
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)

*mwa*
I wish I had a eunuch. I'd make him sing a lot.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)

Well when I finally meet you
We'll go Eunuch shopping, you choose the man and I'll bring my extra large scissors (I love how that word is spelled)

*smooches*
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)

It must be done!
Are you going to Verity's blackpool birthday?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)

When is it?
I'd like to :D
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)

17/11
It's in the calendar!

I should be dressing up as my actual piratey self, too.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)

he cut his hands off
I can't last longer than a day

at the moment I owe the office tuck box £3

I'm skint

but it's helping lack of chocolate
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)

I can't help but love it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)

Forget how! Why? Why is important!

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)

Even if I had a why
I don't think I could manage the how.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)

it was either chocolate or beer
i decided to keep beer.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:01, archived)

excellent

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)

hallelujah!

( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)

Ha!
Yes.
( Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)

Ermm.
A big too wordy for my liking, but otherwise woo!
*clicks*
(creem all over your face, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)

This is Marvellous.
The Neville has consistently displayed entries to a high standard, and should win the compo outright.

However, he is a heretic and so shall be burned instead.
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)

Ace as ever sir!
How are you The Neville? Is all sprangly in Scottishland theday?
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)

Everything is indeed
sprangly and nicelike. I've just recovered from a cold so I'm having the obligatory "Just recovered from a cold" recovery day
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)

Sounds like a splendid plan to me.
Tell me sir, will you be coming to Laird Dave's bash in August?
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)

Wheretheabouts is that?
Is it on the calendars page?
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)

Indeed it is...
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/9755
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)

Boo!
How was your shouting?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)

*pokes*
Hello you - indeed hello everyone.

I've managed to sneak on YAY for naughty at work tinterweb b3ta-ing
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)

haribo

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)

And the happy world thereof.
Hullo you *cuddles*
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)

We had excellent Haribos in Dusseldorf, the likes of which we'd never seen before.

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)

Cor!
Acers! *smooshes*

www.b3ta.com/board/7306556


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)

That is truly beautiful
and your style isn't bad either ;)
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)

Hello stranger!
Are you well?
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)

I yam indeed :D
and your good self?
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)

I'm all of teh ace \o/
And going home, hurrah!

Catch you all later, you lovely people =)
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)

Good lordy!
Hello *waves*

Long time no speakings. How's you?
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)

ARG BUSY SOBS NOOO
pretty much anyway.

How are you lovey?
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)

I'm grand
I should be busy, but I'm ver' tired, so can't be aaaaarrrsed. Other than that, things art good.

How's everything in the land of sausage? Everything else going okies?
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)

Hello gorgeous Harriet
*glomps*
( the holly and the ivv, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)

WOOOOOO
Hiya gorgeous *glomps in return*
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)

Meh...
It was pretty much as I expected.

I'm just composing an email to my manager about it.

Incidentally, can you gaz me the address for your gig on Saturday? And let me know what time to get there? Cheers old bean =)
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)

Sure Thang!
got one Wednesday too, on bass

at the New Inn, Middleton Cheney, where you came before


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)

Middelton Cheney?
I got married just up the road from there :-)
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)

well, all are welcome if you fancy a free gig
20:30 - 23:00


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)

Not on Weds sadly
He has rehearsal, so I could not get there. Is Saturday in MC as well?
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)

no, I'll Gaz ya


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)

get back yur scurvy dog!
...oh no wait, that's pirates. Back to your pit foul creature of Satan!
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)

Ha ha!
Wunnerful. :)
(Ishamael and his missus : gestalt b3tard, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)

pffft

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)

There's an exam?
*fails*
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)

this is ace - you are a genius in all ways

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)

worth every penny

( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)

Hahaha
'ningles all.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)