The problem with non Photoshop Face Swaps

is that it only works one way

From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)

Unless you buy TWO tv choices
Doesn't everyone?
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:57, archived)

yes it gives me
more choice
( Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)

*runs out to get one*
bollocks, that was last weeks!

*runs back*
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)

Cut them both out first before you swap them!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:57, archived)

but her hair line wouldn't have worked on his face
she'd be missing a chunk of eyebrow
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)

then leave their original foreheads intact
although i fear it may be too late now
( Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)

Use crayons, mon brave!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)

ah, that sounds more like it
have you got a flesh coloured one, preferably a Crayola?
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)

Yes.

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)

it's a shame
we can't simply download crayons.

that would be marvellous
( Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)

with your artistic talents i'm sure you could have solved that
so dixon got his way then.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)

no, he got me very drunk but I still said no


oh, you mean about the Image challenge, yes.
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)

Christ, it's Spacefish.

(Marwood, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)

you could have cut both face out and then swappeded them?

( Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7368453
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)

Yay! aol anyone?

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)

I wonder how many people have AOL wallpaper at home

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)

i do

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)

I know of two other people who have this

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)

*puts on flame proof jacket*
How is this Photoshopping the old way?

I see no image manipulation

*copies and saves to post repeatedly over the next week*
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)

well sellotape was envolved to create this masterpiece
fine... i'll get my coat...
edit : ok how's this then?

my door from 1992
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)

Needs more...


[edit: just noticed that was 55k. Smallerified for the Nazis!]
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)

ha ha ha
subtle
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)

You could say he's created a work of art
by manipulating found objects

Which is what your faceswappy thing was.


No??
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)

It says
"Switch off your PC and pick up your scissors, glue, pencils and felt tips. Add your favourite magazines, and create photoshoppery the good old-fashioned way"

Not, "stick CDs to a wall" however lovely they may look ;)
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)

*throws scissors at you*
i'll uncompo it then :( even if it is art!
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)

Oh, OK
'twas pretty though - guesss it doesn't technically qualify in this instance

/misses Real Photo Sunday

/has never actually posted an image at all
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)

never said it wasn't pretty or deserving of posting here
:)
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)

^this^
about most of the entries so far.
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)

Clone tool.

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)

It's the way things are these days
Take an odd word of two from the compo and use those words to justify any crap entry you can come up with.
This is in response to Mr Toats' comment and is in no way in response to Skuggle's post cos he is too lully to slag off ;)
( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)

aww thank you
*eats a cake to cheer himself up*
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)

YAY-O-L
anyone seen that seat someone created a while ago...

stupidco.com/aol_throne_finished.html
( Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)

nice...
i saw the desk someone made on b3ta a few weeks ago... (can't be botherd to look for it)
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)

I rather like that effect

( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)

This
is the way I imagine the future.
(morner, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)

I prefer it like that.
I can put my willy through the hole and pretend to be stroking her face.
( Paul...Christmas... or some shit, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)

HAhahahahahahhahahahahaha

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)

hahahaha
this is great

have a woo and a click
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)

Recommendation: Two celebrities with similiar sized faces
or *spits* two copies of TV Choice
Good stuff, Mr. Toast :)
( FoldsFive Gold Rings, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)

found a picture on the back of the page....

Perfect!
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)

haha
looks like he's wearing a ginger helmet
( Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)

or this one

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)

no i have the answer....
PHOTOCOPY FTW!
( Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)

buy me one and I'll give it a go
a decent colour one mind, I'm not having some tatty old 1991 Xerox black and white thing
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)

no scanner/printer?

( Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:12, archived)

yes, but its in another room and I can't be bothered to go to such trouble :)

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)

Hahahaha!
you buy the chaviest TV mag! *points*

so do we . . . it has HILARIOUS adverts for shonky old shite you'd never touch in a brazillian years, like the native American charm bracelet or sovereign st george ring for only 36 monthly payments of £399.99

Woo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)

hahahaha
*quietly covers Native American Charm Bracelet*
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:15, archived)

I'm not spending money when I watch about
0.0000000000000000000000000000000001% of the programs listed!
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)