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[challenge entry] One arsehole at a time...

From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 476 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)
# perhaps they'd drive better if the cars were fitted with that
also woo yay and power to the people
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)
# buying a VW?
They still wouldn't bloody indicate though!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)
# I'm just saying,
airbags probably cost more lives than they save
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Are you by any chance suggesting that all Beamer drivers are arseholes?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)
# almost all of them have one
... at least one
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:04, archived)
# maybe not all.
just 99.9% of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:05, archived)
# You dropped this:
0.09999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)
# No, no 100% is a good figure
My boss drives one
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Oi, my dad drove one
wait, he's an arsehole too.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)
# When
you say "drives"...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)
# He sits in it and it goes
That's about it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)
# did you see your bear?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
# I did - but w*rk got busy and I wasn't able to say woo
Retrospective Woo!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)
# one of my very favorite people in the whole world drives a white one
and she are better than almost everyone else...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
# do you ever
leave fantasy land?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)
# why THE FUCK would I want to do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)
# uh yeah - come to the real world, get a job and do it
uh yeah... people are dull and think you're strange... uh yeah... muh muh muh

or:

twinkle twinkle the animals are your friends, everyone is interesting and we all live in harmony
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)
# oooh
let me think... which one to pick?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)
# What, you mean she used the indicator once?
Accidentally?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)
# I am confident she indicates with grace and precision
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)
# yes
i've heard about that topless bird in the beamer
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I was going to flame you to death
but your human pyramid story has plicated me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Anyone that drives a car which they think in their brains is a social status indicator
is an arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)
# FAKE!!
I can clearly see an indicator stalk . . .

C];0)

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:05, archived)
# don't,
you'll only encourage him
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)
# encouragement!?
We don't need no steenking encouragement!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)
# just another brick in the wall
w b
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)
# haha!
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Haha, beat me to it. :o)
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)
# that's not an indicator stalk
it's a special tool that alerts them if they accidentally drop more than 2 inches away from the car in front
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)
# oh, sorry . . .
sorry . . .I take it allllll back then


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)
# true ..
and there's no motorcyclist prone on the bonnet!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Airbags, sir?
Well, it has something along similar lines ...
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)
# this should be
standard kit on all bmws
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Heh, nicely.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Lovely :o)
Twunt is such an expressive word
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)