One arsehole at a time...


From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 479 entries (closed)

( Damoclaus is putting you all on the naughty list!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)

perhaps they'd drive better if the cars were fitted with that
also woo yay and power to the people
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)

buying a VW?
They still wouldn't bloody indicate though!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)

I'm just saying,
airbags probably cost more lives than they save
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)

yay

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)

Are you by any chance suggesting that all Beamer drivers are arseholes?

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)

almost all of them have one
... at least one
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:04, archived)

maybe not all.
just 99.9% of them.
( Damoclaus is putting you all on the naughty list!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:05, archived)

You dropped this:
0.09999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)

No, no 100% is a good figure
My boss drives one
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)

Oi, my dad drove one
wait, he's an arsehole too.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)

When
you say "drives"...
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)

He sits in it and it goes
That's about it
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)

did you see your bear?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)

I did - but w*rk got busy and I wasn't able to say woo
Retrospective Woo!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)

one of my very favorite people in the whole world drives a white one
and she are better than almost everyone else...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)

do you ever
leave fantasy land?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)

why THE FUCK would I want to do that?

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)

uh yeah - come to the real world, get a job and do it
uh yeah... people are dull and think you're strange... uh yeah... muh muh muh

or:

twinkle twinkle the animals are your friends, everyone is interesting and we all live in harmony
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)

oooh
let me think... which one to pick?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)

What, you mean she used the indicator once?
Accidentally?
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)

I am confident she indicates with grace and precision

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)

yes
i've heard about that topless bird in the beamer
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)

I was going to flame you to death
but your human pyramid story has plicated me
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)

Anyone that drives a car which they think in their brains is a social status indicator
is an arsehole.
( pobblepop, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)

FAKE!!
I can clearly see an indicator stalk . . .

C];0)

Woo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:04, archived)

hahaha!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:05, archived)

don't,
you'll only encourage him
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)

encouragement!?
We don't need no steenking encouragement!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)

just another brick in the wall
w b
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)

haha!

(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:05, archived)

Haha, beat me to it. :o)

( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)

that's not an indicator stalk
it's a special tool that alerts them if they accidentally drop more than 2 inches away from the car in front
( Damoclaus is putting you all on the naughty list!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)

oh, sorry . . .
I take it allllll back then


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)

true ..
and there's no motorcyclist prone on the bonnet!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)

Airbags, sir?
Well, it has something along similar lines ...
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)

this should be
standard kit on all bmws
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)

Heh, nicely.

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)

Lovely :o)
Twunt is such an expressive word
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)