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( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)

Lost me on this one

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)

She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago
His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)

*shrugs*
Song title and artist?
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)

himself

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)

interesting
*gives up*
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)

i fuckin wish!

( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)

San Ber'dino

(Sticky Label, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)

thanks sticky!

( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)

reading the word Discharge
is not advised when eating yesterday's lasagne heaped with parmesan
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)

Braw, have chips with that!

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)

I have a cheese sandwich to go with it

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)

Does it have chips in it?

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)

it has lettuce
does that count?
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)

Is it made of chips?

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)

sadly not
its made from green
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)

Silly Griffy, chips cannot be made from green!

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)

I have learned a valuable lesson here

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)

What about soilent chips?
They could be green.
( Aenesis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)

chips FTW

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)

DEL!
where the fuck have you been?

or should it be Who the fuck have you been?
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)

banned b3ta at work
have the day off today
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)

go out in the sun and play!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)

oh
that makes me want lidl 90 gallon £2 lasagne with chips

:D

that's all of the yum!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)

I've had one of those bad boys
half a tonne of lasagne for 99p or summat
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)

will be shitting processed cheese concrete for a week afterwards though
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)

Heaven is a Place on Earth?

( Afinkawan, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)

Heaven is Mojave Airport?

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)

Heaven is in the eye of the beholder
or something.
( Afinkawan, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)

Heaven is a halfpipe?

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)

Haven is a place on earth?

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)

Heaven is Mojave Airport?

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)

Devon is a place of mirth

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost!
+obbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbscure!

;)
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)

I thought it looked familiar.

( Afinkawan, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)

something wrong with your keybaord today hon?
=D
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
dooooooooooooooooooooon't thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink soooooooooooooo .....
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)

Reee-eee post
when the board say bo!

Selecta
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)

re-e-wind when crowd say
boo get of the stage!
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)

FZ obscure?
getouttahere!
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)

;)

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)

I don't get it.
RIS?


And because it doesn't deserve it's own thread, have another horned animal, a narwhal (or Reamfish :D) :


(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)

Narwhals, Yeah!

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)

Trying to think of more
without the obvious 'rhino'
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)

Triceratops!

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)

Giraffe!

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)

Yellow-billed Hornbill!

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)

Jackalope!

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)

*gives up*

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)

...What?

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)

Giraffes have horns

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)

and also 'the' horn

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)

This is a lie
not proper spikey unicorn horns
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)

A horn's a horn.
They don't count as antlers
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)

Pfft

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)

squirrel with erm horns!
:D
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)

speared whale?

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)

if that's a RIS
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narwhal
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)

it should go by its proper b3tan name
Reamfish
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)

Narwhals always deserve their own thread
they second only to dugong (and maybe pangolins)
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)

and mandrills!

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)

Manatee FTW!

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)

Really, I was including all of the sea cows

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)

pangolins
best of all the chocolate refrigerated biscuits
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)

*hugs*
*is impaled*
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)

Yay! animals with horns!
Woo!
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)

'ning SkUG!

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)

howdo mr PavlovolvoDog
*doffs cap*
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)

ah yes
good thinking by compoing it
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)

And there's only one shower
but it don't apply to Bobby
Dowdow Dowdow Dowdow Dow-de-dow
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)