no one looking? right!

_{thanks/apologies to JJ for the use of one of his pics ;)}

From the The Secret Lives of Animals challenge. See all 364 entries (closed)

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:08, archived)

To be fair, squirrels should fancy squirrels.
It's only humans that shouldn't.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)

To be fair,
he draws them with tits
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)

That argument won't stand up in court

( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)

It will if a select few b3tans are on the jury.
...I just got images of b3tans on the jury for Harold Shipman, and letting him go because 'he was a right laugh'
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)

So as long as the 12 year old has buds growing . . . ?
They are fucking animals - he's a pervert.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)

I take it
you don't like furries, then?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:12, archived)

Ah, come on
He's a decent guy and can draw better than most of us. It's not like he's forcing you to wank off to furry stuff
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:13, archived)

No, I ignore him so I don't see it.
Wanting to copulate with animals and (by definition) minors (few squirrels live beyond 3 years old ffs) makes him a pervert.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:16, archived)

By our standard, that's minors,
but squirrels reach adulthood faster ;)
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:17, archived)

Yes,
I just don't like the idea of looking at squirrels with tits any more than looking at, say, 4 year old girls with tits drawn on them.

Fucking an 8 year old is wrong - imagining them with tits as sexual objects is wrong
Fucking a squirrel is wrong - imagining them with tits is wrong.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:19, archived)

would squirrels with the shits be more to you liking.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:24, archived)

Yeah, but that's like, a million in squirrel years
So it's more like wanting to do an pensioner, which is not disgusting at all...
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:18, archived)

I remember a few weeks ago when we were talking about religion here
you said you think everyone should believe in what he wants, as long as they don't break the law or constrain others with it (or something along those lines).
and now you say someone's a pervert because he is (supposedly!) turned on by things you aren't?
sounds a bit like double standards to me, where do you draw the line? are gay people perverts too?

I can understand that you ingnore him because you don't want to see his pics, but please stop posting "PERVERT!" everytime his name comes up
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:22, archived)

That's fair. I did start with a reasonable post, but got sucked in.
I just think that a desire to look at animals sexually and, in particular, producing images portraying it, is likely to lead to animals being abused to produce more obscene images.

Much as cartoons of child abuse would upset me because they will likely bring people in to the idea of child porn and result in a child getting hurt to make that porn.

I think that blatently promoting sexual thoughts towards animals is tantamount to inciting animal cruelty.

My words were likely to have been 'as long as they don't interfere with anyone else' - the law is unlikely to come into it. I think that animals being interfered with is a reason not to do it.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:29, archived)

fair enough
you should blame Disney, Warner and others too then, they introduced anthropomorphic animals (with partly very clear female proportions) to millions of kids ;)
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:37, archived)

I don;t think Disney and co are to blame
anthropomorphasising (sp?!) goes back at the very least to Egyptian Gods, but most ancient folk tales have manly beasts and feminine serpents and such
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)

Manley beasts?
Zeus used to be into bestiality in a big way.

I often ask myself 'what would Zeus do?'

It's almost always 'turn into a swan and rape a teenager'.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:00, archived)

or even into a shower of gold O_o

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:09, archived)

yes
but the "Disney is evil" theory is far more exciting

and it's "anthropomorphising" I think :)
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:08, archived)

Haha
are you disgusted by girls in playboy bunny outfits
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:26, archived)

They are humans wearring animal costumes - furries don't appal me.
JJ's stuff is animals with tits - I was beginning to feel prudish but I have had a few emails and a gaz which say that lots of people agree with me, I am just more vocal than most, so I'm going to keep saying it - the man has talent, but he posts porn and bestiality porn at that.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:32, archived)

But the figure and anatomy is wholy human
just with animal ears, tail and the slight suggestion of fur. Bunny girls are the same (minus the fur).

A cartoon of a bunny girl would look almost identical to Kat and the like.

It's not like they have six nipples or anything.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)

this
and the "soul" is human too
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:15, archived)

A playbunny outfit is an outfit
A rabbit human hybrid is not something (most) people would find sexually appealing.

I agree wholeheartedly that JJ is talented but does *every* pic have to be some cute fluffy animal with humongous boobs?

I don't know JJ at all so I'm not going to say he does x or y or z, I just wish he'd use his talent in other ways from time to time.
(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:37, archived)

but that perv is wanking over squirrels that look like fucking HUMANS! blegh!
;)
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)

You are right.
I cannot believe I missed it.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)

deja vu!
*click*
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)

hahahahahaha
you non stop talented bastard!

that's all I can say

*cleek*
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)

hahahaha great!

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)

Oooh that's a bit good, that is
I like the pixellated look a lot.
EDIT: what software are you using for your animation?
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)

the pixellation is the result of having to optimize it down so far
I'm using 3DS MAX, Paint Shop Pro and Animation Shop
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:20, archived)

Hahaha
I think we're the fools seldom differ:p
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)

that is fucking ace

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)

GTFO
You're far too talented to be allowed in here.
( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)

Aceness!
as per.
( Mstandot, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)

Hahaha!
I knew that was yours before I scrolled down to the username.

Ace work as usual.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)

Hahaha
Great as usual!
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)

You are so 1995 Toasty

( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)

Mind if I slip this pea in here?

( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:13, archived)

This, Sir, is simply fabulous
please tell me he freaks out in a sec on account of all that Redbull, when Counterstrike won't load
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)

First thing I see when I cross over.
It made me smile.


Have a purple heart.
( Spider Riviera He said, "We're dead" with an accent, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)

haha xD

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)

Stop it!
Give us untalented gits a chance! :)

*clicks*
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:12, archived)

Jesus Mr. Toast
You're fucking brilliant.

*clicks*
(Woodgie FREE 256MB RAM for MacBook/Pro. Check my profile., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:13, archived)

hehehe!
splendid.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:14, archived)

Stop being so good. I insist*
*Not really - keep up the good work, young man.

:)

Have a click-eroo
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:17, archived)

REAL LIFE LOL
I know JJ has his fans but this just made me do a beer spurt. BIG CLICKS and deserves many more
(pingless , bored, bored, bored..., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:18, archived)

Hahaha
Nice :)
( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:18, archived)

Nice ...
page flutter
(Ghoti Fingers, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:22, archived)

Haha

( mofaha, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:22, archived)

I don't think
this can be topped.

W/Y/H/P
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