AAARRGH !!!!


Bad vocals aren't the only thing that comes out here mouth ....

From the Amy Winehouse challenge. See all 318 entries (closed)

(FATSHARK smokey flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)

hahaha O.o

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)

farkin ell

( war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)

euwwww
wwwwesome
(The_Vector_Directors are balls to the wall horror, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)

hahahaaa!

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)

Nicely done!
TJ: I'm never going to be able to sleep again.
In English this morning, the guy next to me let out an almighty fart, and he looked shocked..I was soon to find out why.

He reached into his underwear, and when he pulled his hand back out, it turns out he'd followed through. Alot. That kid needs to see a doctor (Of the head kind, also)

*shudder*
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)

O_o
Haha
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)

admit it, you got a hard-on

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)

Ha!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)

It was there when I woke up and it just won't go away!!!!!
people keep trying not to stare at it, but I know they are... I got up from the table after a meeting and nearly too the table with me
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)

Haha
TJJ: I've been trying to conquer my fear of spiders by infesting my bedroom with them, and trying to live with them in peace.
I killed one yesterday, and felt really bad - I think I'm growing attatched to them.
I just managed to hold one of the newborns :)
Any ideas for names? Or should I just call them all Dave?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)

Spiders are great
there's a big one that lives in our living room

I turn the telly off when it's about, so I can hear it walking
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)

Like the sound of 2 horses galloping
I've had a couple of those, they like the chimneybreast for some reason
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)

the cat eats all mine
*crunch crunch*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)

My cat has no teeth

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:19, archived)

Dave should suffice
don't go as far as Milkman Dan though
www.tomkitching.co.uk/spider/spider.html
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)

THAT'S THE MOST MINGING BLOG I'VE EVER SEEN. GODDAMN I HATE SPIDERS!!!

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)

its tech term
is "SHART"
half shit half fart.
( war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)

Tom Brown's Poo Days
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)

they're still teaching ENGLISH?
you want to get in on that Mandarin action, one step ahead of the game sunshine, that's where you need to be!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)

We were trying to read Silas Marner at the time.
I'm just glad he didn't wipe any on me.

I bet he's fucking glad it's friday.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

ah, so friday is Pants Changing Day?

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)

Silas Fucking Marner
I feel your pain

this is one of the dullest books ever
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)

Nah - The General Prologue is far FAR worse
/dropped out of this course at A level blog
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)

fucking hell
middle english at 'a' level? you poor bastard!

/did something easy like Graham Greene blog
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)

Seriously - It was crap.
I despise Chaucer. I was scarred for life - SCARRED I TELL YA!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)

was it a nutty butty?

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)

You do realise that you are now going to be referred to as 'The kid who hangs around with the Poo-kid'

( The Great Architect, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)

Well he is now :)

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)

Where the hell do you go to school?
Incontinent children and knowing all sorts of rude words.

I used to worry about the young 'uns on b3ta but now I think I should be more worried about the sheltered older folk.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)

I've been off work since Wednesday due to the world falling out of my ass
therefore I darent let the toothless one utter as much as a syllable without running to the crapper first.
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)

Haha
Good stuff, but what the devil is going on with the eyes of the woman behind her?
( Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)

I think she's looking surprised

maybe?
( IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis Michael who?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)

It's a Liquify Spong!

( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)

They look like melon spoons

( Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)

yeah she is surprised
jus started to get bord so yano... sped it up a little thanks for the comment
(FATSHARK smokey flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)

HAHAHA!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)

Class....
Right... I'm lager tiem!

Laters all!
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

Have a good one, Joseph

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)

mmm,
sexy
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

Well now
that's my lunch postponed :)
( mofaha, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:07, archived)