AAARRGH !!!!
Bad vocals aren't the only thing that comes out here mouth ....
From the Amy Winehouse challenge. See all 315 entries (closed)
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Bad vocals aren't the only thing that comes out here mouth ....
From the Amy Winehouse challenge. See all 315 entries (closed)
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Nicely done!
TJ: I'm never going to be able to sleep again.
In English this morning, the guy next to me let out an almighty fart, and he looked shocked..I was soon to find out why.
He reached into his underwear, and when he pulled his hand back out, it turns out he'd followed through. Alot. That kid needs to see a doctor (Of the head kind, also)
*shudder*
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Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:56,
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In English this morning, the guy next to me let out an almighty fart, and he looked shocked..I was soon to find out why.
He reached into his underwear, and when he pulled his hand back out, it turns out he'd followed through. Alot. That kid needs to see a doctor (Of the head kind, also)
*shudder*
It was there when I woke up and it just won't go away!!!!!
people keep trying not to stare at it, but I know they are... I got up from the table after a meeting and nearly too the table with me
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Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:02,
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Haha
TJJ: I've been trying to conquer my fear of spiders by infesting my bedroom with them, and trying to live with them in peace.
I killed one yesterday, and felt really bad - I think I'm growing attatched to them.
I just managed to hold one of the newborns :)
Any ideas for names? Or should I just call them all Dave?
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Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:06,
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I killed one yesterday, and felt really bad - I think I'm growing attatched to them.
I just managed to hold one of the newborns :)
Any ideas for names? Or should I just call them all Dave?
Spiders are great
there's a big one that lives in our living room
I turn the telly off when it's about, so I can hear it walking
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Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:07,
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I turn the telly off when it's about, so I can hear it walking
Like the sound of 2 horses galloping
I've had a couple of those, they like the chimneybreast for some reason
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Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:10,
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Dave should suffice
don't go as far as Milkman Dan though
www.tomkitching.co.uk/spider/spider.html
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www.tomkitching.co.uk/spider/spider.html
THAT'S THE MOST MINGING BLOG I'VE EVER SEEN. GODDAMN I HATE SPIDERS!!!
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Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:14,
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they're still teaching ENGLISH?
you want to get in on that Mandarin action, one step ahead of the game sunshine, that's where you need to be!
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Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:01,
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We were trying to read Silas Marner at the time.
I'm just glad he didn't wipe any on me.
I bet he's fucking glad it's friday.
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Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:03,
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I bet he's fucking glad it's friday.
Silas Fucking Marner
I feel your pain
this is one of the dullest books ever
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Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:08,
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this is one of the dullest books ever
Nah - The General Prologue is far FAR worse
/dropped out of this course at A level blog
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Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:11,
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fucking hell
middle english at 'a' level? you poor bastard!
/did something easy like Graham Greene blog
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Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:14,
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/did something easy like Graham Greene blog
Seriously - It was crap.
I despise Chaucer. I was scarred for life - SCARRED I TELL YA!
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Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:22,
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You do realise that you are now going to be referred to as 'The kid who hangs around with the Poo-kid'
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Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:06,
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Where the hell do you go to school?
Incontinent children and knowing all sorts of rude words.
I used to worry about the young 'uns on b3ta but now I think I should be more worried about the sheltered older folk.
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Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:09,
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I used to worry about the young 'uns on b3ta but now I think I should be more worried about the sheltered older folk.
I've been off work since Wednesday due to the world falling out of my ass
therefore I darent let the toothless one utter as much as a syllable without running to the crapper first.
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Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:15,
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Haha
Good stuff, but what the devil is going on with the eyes of the woman behind her?
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