I suppose you could call this


my tribute to pig ugly bints with pop star pretensions. Or alternatively, my compo entry for the week. Ning all!

From the Amy Winehouse challenge. See all 318 entries (closed)

( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:55, archived)

Maaa Teh Wino at least knows what music is!

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:56, archived)

i'd take yoko's random squawking nonsense
over amy's well sung but suffocatingly dull output any day
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)

Yes but you also like Wigfield!

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)

do i?
i suppose 'saturday night' has a certain sort of quirky charm if you only hear it once in a while, but i wouldn't say i was a fan
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:05, archived)

And your bike is a girls bike!

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:06, archived)

well, maddy didn't need it any more
i didn't say that
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:09, archived)

ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa
ace
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:10, archived)

Yes you did and God judges you
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:12, archived)

I would argue that Yoko was not at all unattractive

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:04, archived)

Yoko had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:06, archived)

This man would disagree

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:10, archived)

The napalm girl from vietnam was a stunt double in that photo

( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:11, archived)

this one too?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:13, archived)

Hmmm
Is this one of yours too?

www.alicevip.com/vip/y/yoko_ono/yoko_ono.htm
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:15, archived)

o000oo nice site, thanks!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)

She actually lives in
Canada now.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:30, archived)

Is that
Phil Tuffnell?
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:13, archived)

No
It's Yoko Ono.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:15, archived)

and to think this was what he traded in
www.keno.org/lennon_images/photo_page_1/john_first_wife.htm
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)

I rather asked for that
reply didn't I.

spangs

hard
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:31, archived)

Why?
He's trying to smother her!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:16, archived)

^ what she said

(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:09, archived)

lolz i don't get it.
Oh well.

'ning b3tards!
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:56, archived)

Classic
Lennon/Yokobitchbitchdiebitch portrait.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:57, archived)

*sigh*
the man in the photo is called John Lennon, and once long, long ago he was in a popular music group called The Beatles. John met and fell in love with a spectacularly ugly and talentless woman named Yoko Ono, and together they recorded an LP (sort of like a CD, only bigger and scratchier). I have replaced Yoko Ono's head with that of Amy Winehouse, as it strikes me she's only marginally less ugly. And thin. The existence of musical talent meanwhile is debatable.
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)

You're sooo ooold!
*cuts in half and counts the rings*
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)

'ning fella - nice one!
/is it wrong for me to 'not like' the Beatles very much,
and prefer the occasional piece of Lennon's solo music?
( The Great Architect, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:57, archived)

I believe there is no such thing as 'good' or 'bad' music
Everyone should just be able to listen to what they like

okay, there *is* such a thing as uninspired, non-creative, overly commercial music, but my comment still stands
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)

Good, that's ok then
I've just never really 'liked' the Beatles music, although i do appreciate what they did for the Industry.
Then again, I know fuck all about 'good' music, just ask M3Essential
( The Great Architect, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)

^
he speaks the truth
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:06, archived)

10-4 Big Buddy

( The Great Architect, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:10, archived)

I quite like the Beatles, but can fully sympathise with those who don't, since they were in many ways a bunch of awful self-indulgent hippies.
"Imagine", though, scores particularly low with me.

Imagine no ambitions
I wonder if you can
No room for individuals
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Melded in one lump...
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:08, archived)

Brotherhood of man?
"Save all your... Kisses for me, save all your..."

*gets coat*
( The Great Architect, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:11, archived)

*Clears throat*
"Imagine" is a vomit-inducing syrupy load of twaddle and sounds like a 17 year old emo wrote it.

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:19, archived)

I seem to remember it topping some radio one poll
to find the best-liked song ever.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)

Yep
It made me want to resign from the human race.

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:30, archived)

Bollocks to the first bit
And concurrance with the second
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)

Yeah, okay
I spoke too soon ;)
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)

I believe there is such a thing as good and bad music
but nobody has hardly any clue which is which, including me.
And also of course it serves many different purposes and can be good or bad in different contexts.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)

death metal or whatever the hell it's called
clearly disproves your noble theory.
but i'm with archie on the beatles for the best part.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)

Hmmm
death metal is on my list of good music ;)

just bought an amazing cd by Behemoth

those whacky poles!
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:05, archived)

i will no longer pay any heed to your noble theories
they are clearly flawed.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:07, archived)

hahaha
I also own 350+ zappa albums

*runs for the hills*
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:10, archived)

^ this
'Death metal' and 'good music' should not be in the same sentence.

Unless you put a 'not!' at the end, in the style of popular 90s movie 'Wayne's World'
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:11, archived)

You've been listening to the wrong death metal
;)
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:12, archived)

They don't play a right lot of it on Radio 3 to be honest

(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:15, archived)

I can imagine

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)

Death metal is often very musically sophisticated
with unusual time signatures and scales.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)

( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:07, archived)

This, my friend, is Black Metal
of Norwegian origin
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:11, archived)

True, true!
It's still hysterically funny though
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:13, archived)

this i wholeheartedly agree with
they are funny to look at.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:14, archived)

yes, it is!
;)
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)

for one minute there i doubted myself
but this is the stuff where the chap jams the mike as far into his mouth as he can and shouts into it, while the rest of the fellows try unsuccessfully to tune their instruments with the amp at full tilt.
so i'm glad i was right.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:11, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)

Haha!
Too big
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:14, archived)

how the fuck have you got away with posting an 800k woo animation
make it smaller you tit!
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:35, archived)

You can take it a bit further
You can not be a fan of either and still hate the living shite out of Yoko.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)

^ this
thankyou, thankyou so so much
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:05, archived)

Yes

(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)

i'd say so

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)

Arf!
'ning sir
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:57, archived)

Ha ha
Super.

Hello Ptolemy.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)

Nings Ptolemy
BUT: Lennon%26Winehouse? Is this some secret code known only to the initiated? Do you have a secret handshake?

Nice shop btw
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)

good grief,
I have been %26'd! Eeek!

and thanks
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:06, archived)

nicely done
have a Friday evening woo
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:12, archived)