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[challenge entry] Too easy...
Way hey FP !!!

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(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:01, archived)
# ??
Christopher Reeve in Superman II?

Who'd have thunk it!
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)
# is that the guy whose face they unswirled?
FP??? do you mean First post?

FP means Front Page round these ere parts son. I'M NOT BITTER!
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
# ^ THIS ^
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# just a tad optimistic
but not unknown.
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Oooooff!
Very good indeed :D
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
# describe to me the hummus please
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)
# yes this
tell us more tales of the hummus Auntie Droog
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# is it like a magic eye picture
cos I can't do those
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I can
*smugs*
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I'm suspicious of everyone who can do those
I think they are some kind of illuminati test, and that I am not going to be getting on the right spaceship when the time comes
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:09, archived)
# *looks suspicious*
you know our secrets?!
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# I never used to be able to
and it frustrated me. Then I got a beer bottle top fired into my left eye, and now I can see them!

I will probably go blind at an early age though, so I'd prefer it all never happened.
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:19, archived)
# at least you get to live on the moon
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:34, archived)
# colourblind
*sobs*
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# can't see out of one eye!
*weeps*
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# can't hear in one ear
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# knobber!!
whoops!
*go round other side*
twat!
hahahaha!!



what?
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# but I can pucnh hard with both fists
:D
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Eh?
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# You are the Raggy Dolls
aicmfp
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# /sadsack
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:16, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:35, archived)
# never mind
look on the bright side
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I thought ...
Y'know, using Christopher Reeve as the next Superman ... inappropriate considering his wheelchariness and his deadosity

I may have this totally wrong
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# That's my thinking
Now I feel like I'm missing something too because nobody else (except you) saw it
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:30, archived)
# everyone's against us!!
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:36, archived)
# guessing twin towers
?

edit - nope my bad they were in the original. Go with Droog's above.
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Nope
They're on the original poster.

imdb.com/title/tt0081573/
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# it seems to be that Christopher Reeve is unsuitable to play Superman as
a) he's dead
b) prior to that, he was rather disabled

(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# This is what I thought
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# But perfectly suitable
in 1980.

EDIT: Clearly this is not a representation of the present day, due to the appearance of the WTC in the background.
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# yes
this is why noob gets 0% for effort and slightly more than that for hummus
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# should it be superman V then
given that superman 2 has already been made with cristopher reeve. im confused
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Umm....am I missing something?
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)
# erm, a gene?



*ducks*
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# *gooses*
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# *honks*
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# :D
The other week we saw a big flock of geeses flying south for the winter fly right over our house, and they were making lotsa honk noises
It made me feel inexplicably happy! Never seen that before :)
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# what did it score on the multigoose chart?
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I give it a twelvety!
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I believe it to be irony.
I posit the opinion that our learned friend regards Christopher Reeve's performance in Superman II as entirely miscast.
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Ahhhh
Yes that is quite clever
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# like if i post this?


Hooray i wins the internet
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I like how it labels Bruce Willis as being the one in the middle.
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# bindun
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# That dress is all wrong for Bruce
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# he's only wearing it cos Timmy Mallett's nicked his suit
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:12, archived)
# sean connery as the spaniard in highlander
sofia coppolla in godfather 3 etc
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Ultimate pearoast opportunity
from last night

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

/goes for lunch
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
# :D


Hellos! Poor kitty. I have a guest kitty that comes to my house now. I bought it some kitty treats on Sunday, and it's not come back since. :/


How's you?
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)
# I tried to tell her it was a cat yesterday.
Shes having none of it.
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# It's a fucking bird
You cunts
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# CAT!
catcatcatcatcat!


(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Well SSS

despite the fact that you drew it, you're wrong.

But I still like you tons.
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:15, archived)
# *cunts around madly*
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:12, archived)
# How's yourself there, Mr. The Lemon?
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I am great ta Mr. Bird.
Trying to recover my internets and hummus. You?
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:16, archived)
# I had a little spurt of drawings recently
some of which were super plus good.

Now I'm just idling until I can quit my job and become a goddamn freelancer. :)
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Freelance for the win!
*micro rock-out*
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:22, archived)
# IF it's a cat
then it's got too many legs.
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:12, archived)
# It is a new breed.
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:14, archived)
# sorry
but that's a shit argument as cats have MORE legs than birds . . .


(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:21, archived)
# *checks time*
bugger! It is lunchteim!
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# dog rescued by seaweed?
I like it...

This is partly because I rescued a dog last night...
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# are you seaweed?
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# No. I am chalk.
/20 questions blog
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:09, archived)
# tell us more!
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Very well:
Watching telly when I heard a load of yelping...

Thinking it was just fox sex like it normally is, I ignored it, but Mrs Broom had a Dot Cotton out of the window to see what was going on and sees a dog crawl to the side of the road.

Long story short, we sat with it for an hour and looked after it until the RSPCA arrived. No-one seemed to own it, and it was the cutest dog ever...

Our cats went mental at us when we got back in the house.
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# aaawww
well done you!
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Thank you very much
Though it's done my man cold no favours this morning...

*gently weeps*
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:16, archived)
# hurrah!!
are you going to keep it if no-one claims it?
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Probably not judging by the reaction our cats had to it...
Pity... he was sooooooooooooooo cute...
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)
# \o/ hooray for good deeds :)
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# did it have 6 legs?
lovely image SSS, enjoy your lunch.
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# We have talked about this before
taking peoples pets home with you is not rescuing them.
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:09, archived)
# But it was so FURRY!
It has a better life now...
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# I like that very much!
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# tentacle rape!
one for each nipple!
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# pearoast from last night, you say?
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Uh-oh...
*looks nervously around for Prof.*
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:34, archived)
# he doesn't bite
but i'd shut the bedroom door at night if i were you
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Fucking holy fucking shit!
safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place safe place
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# He's called Boris
and he's "very friendly".
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Pearoast
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# YAY FOR JEFF!
(, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:19, archived)