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# You gay.
You ruined my fun!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:39, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:42, archived)
# Oh ok
There was a man and a woman in a train, the man was smoking a pipe and the woman had a noisy little dog.
Getting increasingly annoyed by the dog, the man asked the woman to shut the thing up, but she said that it was his pipe making it yap.
He didn't want to stop smoking his pipe because he was stressed, so he carried on smoking it.

A few hours passed, and the woman shouts "If you don't stop smoking that bloody pipe, I'll throw it out the window!", to whic hthe man replied "Well if you do that, your dog's going out with it"

So they sit in silence.

Eventually, she reaches out and grabs the pipe, and throws it out the window.
The dog soon follows.
They dive off the train at the next stop to try and find them, and they see the dog running up the embankment with something hanging out of its mouth...the concrete block!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:45, archived)
# Erm..............

EDIT: Oooohhhh..............yeah maybe it should've gone longer before you revealed it.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:47, archived)
# I was planning on a week.
but SOMEONE ruined it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)
# oohhh bugger, i would've got that as well if it had gone according to plan
*applaudes anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Thanks.
I'll just send it to everyone on msn :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:53, archived)
# well
that's 60 seconds of my time I'll never get back

hope you die horribly in a parisian tunnel.
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:48, archived)
# She pisses me off.
Why doesn't she fuck off and die?
Oh wait, that didn't help.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)
# specifically
jean-paul gaultier's arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)
# you hate all of us, don't you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Nah
it's just funny to see you squirm :P

Edit: I am a bit of a tool, aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:50, archived)
# DEIN TEIL IST KAPUT.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:51, archived)
# booooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Sorry
But I really hate that joke...
(scrapsmckenzie, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:55, archived)