Tragic really, but we could all see it coming.


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( Afinkawan, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

Shocking =P
But woo-worthy =]
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

can dogs get parkinson's disease?
this is not a criticism of your image, just a question.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

They can get alzheimers
I think the two are quite similar
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

I truely fucking hope so
*simulates with neighbors dog and car battery*
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

Yes, Timmy was never down a well at all
Lassie was just having an episode
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

Apparently so.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkinson's_disease_in_animals
( Afinkawan, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

you fuck

( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

Hahaha
Vote against this sort of thing:



( Afinkawan, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

Pffft =]

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

You git
I'm getting really funny looks from others in the computer lab now.

/laughing all the same
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

Wonder what their web stats look like
"Hmmm, 99.9% of all hits to this page are from b3ta.com..."
( Tribs Stuck for gift ideas? www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

B3TA LOVES HORSES
*T-shirt idea...*

*instantly remembers the other t-shirt..*

*fails*
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)

Hahahaha
*sigh*

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

How did you even do that?
Stupid silent office and big speakers...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

haha
good one.
( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)

Hahahaha!
You didn't get me with the first link, but did with the second
( Weetobix is a married man, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

There are other subtler ways to do that.
For example, I wrote this article on how to do clever stuff with Apache:
www.wheelybird.com/docs/url_rewrites.txt
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)

Why
do I supect this may not be a text file?
( Weetobix is a married man, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)

RewriteRule ^.*$ http://www.deagostini.com/ilovehorses [R=permanent,L]
Or..
Redirect 301 www.yourhostname.com www.deagostini.com/ilovehorses

GEEKTASTIC!!1
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)

^
a rare occasion indeed
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)

*polite applause*

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

oh well done indeed :D
Twice with that.....lol
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

HAHAHA
and I had just put the volume on high here in the office, and I had to explain the sudden outbreak of horses
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)

damn you sir!
damn you!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)

very well played
it's so good to see a real master at the height of his game... the creativity Afinkawan has shown today is outstanding... those cheeky little moves showing everyone what a cockly little bastard he really is... wonderful.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)

Haha
I wondered why that was purple =P

Please accept your prize: http://www.mrpineapple.co.uk/files/award.jpg
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

:)
www.b3ta.com/board/7800594
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

I walked straight into that too
cunty.
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

well played!

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

If you want the theme to put on someone else's phone
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/i_love_horses.mp3
( Weetobix is a married man, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)

You DO know that I make ringtones for a living...
... and will now send this out to everyone I know?

MUA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

i anticipate the crazy frog advert.

( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
That fucker is the bane of my life.
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)

Excellent!
I look forward to not buying it as I have it on mp3 already :)
( Weetobix is a married man, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

Arf!
But I can't even work out how to put mp3s on my own phone.
( Afinkawan, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

print them off

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)

Then type them in.


*remembers programs in really old Spectrum magazines*
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

:)
45 minutes of coding later, the swirly swirly swirls around the screen.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)

Unless!

Mis-prints in listing, requiring a wait of a month or so until the print the errata.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)

Hahaha
Fucking ace!

:D
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

!

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

arf
bookmarked for later usage
/always fall for it
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

That was on telly on saturday!
i'm gonna watch it tonight
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)

quaility film.

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)

Apparently Cushing's Disease has the same degenerative effects
But I'm not sure they can actually contract Parkinson's.

May be wrong..
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

yeah yeah
I just got that from google - but it doesn't really sound very similar if you dig a bit deeper
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cushing's_syndrome
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

Might just be the degenerative process
Rather than the effects that are similar

I blame google for this misunderstanding..
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

Yep! Parkinsons isn't actually a disease, it's a syndrome
usually caused by trauma to the brain stem. (Hence why Muhammad Ali has it)
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

Google says yes
www.cafnrcornerpost.com/fs2006/shuck_julia/103006_parkinsonsindogs.htm

100% horse free ;)
( Barbarossa Has got a faulty lightsaber. Thanks McDonalds (!), Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

that's a good find.
they should have called him michael j. dog. ahahahaha.
( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

pffft BARKinson's disease
just me then
( twig has new glasses, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

ARF!
*tries the veal*
( Hamster Trippin', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

TWIG!
MWAH.
How are you?
Are you still at catering college?
Gissa nice recipe using beetroot, smelly blue cheese and plain pringles.
Oh and lettuce and tomatoes.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

isn't that a cheese salad sandwich
with crisps on the side?

-- I had a WONDERFUL banana and peanut butter smiidge for lunch.

I'm happy with my choice.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

Well that is what it's going to turn out to be
unless Twig can come up with a braw idea :)

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

okay - puree the beetroot and add stock and cream and sir in the blue cheese
next eat the beetroot and cheese soup.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

Hmm that could work
Ta

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)

ummm
chuck it all away and order a pizza?
( twig has new glasses, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

Ok, what about the other questions?

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

I'm well ta
how's your lovely self?

I finished college a few months back, I now have a piece of paper what says I am a chef
( twig has new glasses, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

Woo Chef Twig!
Now you can SELL recipes and go on the telly and act like a twat and get paid lots of money for it.
Then create your own range of sauces and pickles.
4. Profit

Do you have suitable employment yet?

I am well too ta.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)

cor
jaffa challenge! how many calories / grams of fat / protein in 48 jaffas? I am under tight fitness regime...

got to walk the dog, see you all tomorrow?
( twig has new glasses, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

later d00d

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

pffft
...what I would like to know is, if a dog had Parkinson's, how would they hold the Maracas?
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

Loudly?

( Afinkawan, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

:)
Have you read this book on it? http://www.amazon.co.uk/Parkinsons-Disease-Practice/dp/1853157457/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1195482076&sr=8-2
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)

Yep
But when dogs have it it's called "Cerebellar Atoxia and seems to affect young dogs.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

...called Elvis
*quote*

“In one year [Elvis] will be unable to move, become unstable, fall any time he tries to take a step and I will euthanize him,” said O’Brian. O’Brian intends on euthanizing Elvis before the dog can no longer walk, in order to allow him to lead the fullest, happiest life with as little pain as possible.

*/quote*
( Barbarossa Has got a faulty lightsaber. Thanks McDonalds (!), Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

I'm glad he's not my doctor.

( Afinkawan, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)

*sniff*
On last weeks "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" they were getting the panel to finish greetings cards. One was about a dog that thanked its owner for "putting him to sleep" and a blubbed like a baby.
/big girl's blouse.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

Shit!
I forgot to record last week's episode!
( Afinkawan, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)

I'd offer to send it to you but it's about 25 kilograms
Edit: Quick, you still have until this evening to grab it on the listen again page!

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

I'm going to have to leave work early
and hope I can get home to record it off listen again before it gets replaced with tonight's episode.
( Afinkawan, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

This came very close to making me cry this morning.

/even bigger girls blouse... like... a girl with 44 GG funbags.
( Hamster Trippin', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

Is that real?
I was waiting for the punchline....christ :p
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

I think so
:P
( Hamster Trippin', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)

Oh blimey
You must be pre-menstrual. That made me want to vomit.
:)

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

I was waiting for something animated by Butters...
...to chainsaw her in the game....I was completely disappointed.
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)

Pfft!
You're made of sterner stuff than me. ;)
( Hamster Trippin', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)

I doubt that
But only music and sad dog stories make me blub.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

Sad dog stories?
Did you see the end of Homeward bound?
( Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

No
But I no longer live in the UK.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

ahem...
Doggies and music

This made me cry.
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

nout beats a good Parky's joke :D

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

Arf!

( Afinkawan, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

awww
look at his little glee face!
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

Hahaha
*loads up track and field on MAME emulator*

Damn you =P
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

hahaha
TBH I think MJF would be better on Daley Thomspons Decathlon with a good Kempston joystick.
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)