Bye-bye bank balance..(Click for full size)


Edit: Hooray!
(Murray_H, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)

This is class.
88
( Dekionplexis VII Tue 10 Nov 2009, Tue 10 Nov 2009, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)

If this was a decent size it could have made it to the front page
It's so true it's funny

edit: You need to be able to see what it is at 280 pixels wide so a bit of shifting is needed. Pretend you were looking at Mininova on a mobile phone.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)

^this
make a 280px wide version and link to the full size one.
( head-doctor internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)

Something like this. You can use this if you like.

click for full
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)

Cheers
Thanks a lot! I've not posted on here in aaaages so I've forgotten the etiquette.
(Murray_H, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)

Damn... Spent to long on this resize effort!


Original image is hilarious though!
( SixByNine By the power of Greyskull, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:15, archived)

Oh....
Thanks though, I appreciate you helping :)
(Murray_H, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)

I'd be worried using a torrent site...
and searching using the word "child" =S
(jothemofo, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)

Aaahahaha!!!
YES!
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)

aww my RIS crispes have gone all soggy
what you say?
sorry but am i missing the joke here? i don't get it
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)

here, love
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7103566.stm
( head-doctor internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)

ok...
i got that bit... missing cd
whats all that picture about then?
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)

they contain child benefit records
and bank details

and the government's fucked up and lost them
( head-doctor internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)

but it's perfectly safe
because they said so! and they'd never lie about something worth potentially billions in theft :D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:48, archived)

until someone from a mysterious bank calls up someone on the disc
and asks for the account number.

you know at least one fool will do this.
( head-doctor internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)

oh
why have that kind of information on a cd? :-s
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)

so that it can be lost
:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)

a hard drive would be more of a sensible idea.
or a memory stick.
( head-doctor internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)

what happened to good ol writing things down eh?
stupid bloody techonoglogy!
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:54, archived)

they tried that
but they lost their biros
( head-doctor internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)

lol
i use a burnt stick and reeds
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:56, archived)

but then they would steal the reeds.
:P
( head-doctor internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)

burn the witches!
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:01, archived)

No-one said they were CDs
They just call them 'discs' I think. So they could be DVDs or harddrives. Either way, they were unencrypted, accessible to a 'junior official' (apparently, since it is a 'junior official' who is being blamed for having done this) and sent by unrecorded delivery. Password protected, so they say, but personally I'm assuming the password is 'Password'....
(Skittlemcfluff ......................, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)

ha ha ha ha
top stuff, and so bloody true!
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)

^this^

( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)

ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha

Bonk



I have laughed my head off.*




*May not be true, but your post is still very funny
( Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:40, archived)

I looked.
I RISed.
I loaded bbc news.
I lol'd.
( Shada TANGLE BUDDIES!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)

explain please
or /link :)
thank you
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)

ok ignore that...
thank you headdoctor...
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)

you are welcome

( head-doctor internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)

"I loaded bbc news" wasn't enough info for you to figure out how to de-RIS? :D

( Shada TANGLE BUDDIES!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)

:(
i'm having a dull day *cries and hides under a blanket*
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)

awww
try think of ponies
( Discomeats I like pies!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)

why try to think...
WHEN YOU HAVE THIS!!!
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/
( head-doctor internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)

dammit i clicked that even though it was purple
Yay!
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)

dats a pritiy song

(waxdart ComedyCafe.co.uk - 18 Nov, London - - -, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)

this
:D
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)

You seriously
need to get that down to 280px wide.
( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)

woo!
280px wide!
FP worthy!
you practically have it in the bag!

MODS! GET THIS ON THE FP NOW
( head-doctor internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)

Hahaha
Woo
( Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:48, archived)

this mod says
the 280px rule means "make it readable at 280px" not just resize it - the fp images should be enjoyed without clicking. sorry!
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)

aww, poo.

( head-doctor internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:01, archived)

Does that...
look better? Haha sorry, this reeks of desperation!
(Murray_H, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)

How 'bout now, sir?

( head-doctor internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)

oi
onion
( Mungey the clown http://www.myspace.com/welcometotheindustry BAND!!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)

haha
class
( deodar ant is working on a new rooster, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)

the leechers and seeds sections
made me the lol.

this is good :)
( Mungey the clown http://www.myspace.com/welcometotheindustry BAND!!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)

this is perfect - the leechers bit is especially hilarious
awesome
( Leningrad, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:19, archived)

ace
super dooper ace!
(peripheral squirrel squeezin' teabags since, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:25, archived)

Hahahaha!
Nice one.
( Afinkawan, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)

I love this,
most predictable front page ever and well deserved too.

Yay!
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)

Nice one
I don't know why the fuck they were using bloody CD's, in this age of DVD, Blu-Ray, and super high-speed downloads.
(MrDavey Was diagnosed with pig AIDS on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)

Quality.
Have thyself a click. It's funny because it's civil liberties being pissed upon!
(Pisswizard =o.o=, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

Hahaha :D
* opens utorrent *
(spartacus_mills, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

Pfffft
Front page well deserved. I was thinking while watching the news earlier, how long will it be before this happens... frankly, it's what I'd do if I found the disks!
( Peregrin ., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:26, archived)

Superb!
*torrents Buba the Love Sponge*
( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:25, archived)

*giggle* and, conspiracy time!
I can't help thinking that if I wanted to really fuck the ID card plans over, I would make good and sure that the stupidest person working for HM govt. put some very sensitive data on some CDs and then got them lost. Cue outrage, resignations, pompous posturing and wemustmakesurethisNEVERHAPPENSAGAIN triteness...and also a really, REALLY good argument for not introducing ID cards, that everyone can grasp. I really hope that someone out there is clever enough to have planned this, because if it was just stupidity, well, that would be a bit depressing, wouldn't it?
( Vladimir, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)

Woo!
I liked their early stuff but I haven't downloaded Child Benefit Data's latest double CD album yet..
(cheesy_peas, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)