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Bye-bye bank balance..(Click for full size)

Edit: Hooray!

(Murray_H, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)

This is class.

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(|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)

If this was a decent size it could have made it to the front page

It's so true it's funny

edit: You need to be able to see what it is at 280 pixels wide so a bit of shifting is needed. Pretend you were looking at Mininova on a mobile phone.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)

^this

make a 280px wide version and link to the full size one.

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)

Something like this. You can use this if you like.

click for full

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)

Cheers

Thanks a lot! I've not posted on here in aaaages so I've forgotten the etiquette.

(Murray_H, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)

Damn... Spent to long on this resize effort!

Original image is hilarious though!

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SixByNine By the power of Greyskull, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:15, archived)

Oh....

Thanks though, I appreciate you helping :)

(Murray_H, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)

I'd be worried using a torrent site...

and searching using the word "child" =S

(jothemofo, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)

Aaahahaha!!!

YES!

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Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)

aww my RIS crispes have gone all soggy

what you say?
sorry but am i missing the joke here? i don't get it

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)

here, love

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7103566.stm

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)

ok...

i got that bit... missing cd
whats all that picture about then?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)

they contain child benefit records

and bank details

and the government's fucked up and lost them

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)

but it's perfectly safe

because they said so! and they'd never lie about something worth potentially billions in theft :D

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discomeats Meh., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:48, archived)

until someone from a mysterious bank calls up someone on the disc

and asks for the account number.

you know at least one fool will do this.

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)

why have that kind of information on a cd? :-s

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)

so that it can be lost

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discomeats Meh., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)

a hard drive would be more of a sensible idea.

or a memory stick.

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)

what happened to good ol writing things down eh?

stupid bloody techonoglogy!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:54, archived)

they tried that

but they lost their biros

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)

lol

i use a burnt stick and reeds

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:56, archived)

but then they would steal the reeds.

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)

burn the witches!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:01, archived)

No-one said they were CDs

They just call them 'discs' I think. So they could be DVDs or harddrives. Either way, they were unencrypted, accessible to a 'junior official' (apparently, since it is a 'junior official' who is being blamed for having done this) and sent by unrecorded delivery. Password protected, so they say, but personally I'm assuming the password is 'Password'....

(Skittlemcfluff ......................, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)

ha ha ha ha

top stuff, and so bloody true!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)

^this^

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)

ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha

Bonk

I have laughed my head off.*

*May not be true, but your post is still very funny

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:40, archived)

I looked.

I RISed.
I loaded bbc news.
I lol'd.

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Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)

explain please

or /link :)
thank you

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)

ok ignore that...

thank you headdoctor...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)

you are welcome

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)

"I loaded bbc news" wasn't enough info for you to figure out how to de-RIS? :D

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Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)

i'm having a dull day *cries and hides under a blanket*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)

awww

try think of ponies

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discomeats Meh., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)

why try to think...

WHEN YOU HAVE THIS!!!
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)

dammit i clicked that even though it was purple

Yay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)

dats a pritiy song

(waxdart Made Squaddies go Ergh! at a comedy gig. I rule., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)

this

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)

You seriously

need to get that down to 280px wide.

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)

woo!

280px wide!
FP worthy!
you practically have it in the bag!

MODS! GET THIS ON THE FP NOW

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)

Hahaha

Woo

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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:48, archived)

this mod says

the 280px rule means "make it readable at 280px" not just resize it - the fp images should be enjoyed without clicking. sorry!

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rob Hello, I'm a board sig., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)

aww, poo.

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:01, archived)

Does that...

look better? Haha sorry, this reeks of desperation!

(Murray_H, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)

How 'bout now, sir?

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)

onion

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)

haha

class

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deodar ant the horror, the horror, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)

the leechers and seeds sections

made me the lol.

this is good :)

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)

this is perfect - the leechers bit is especially hilarious

awesome

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Leningrad, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:19, archived)

ace

super dooper ace!

(peripheral squirrel squeezin' teabags since, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:25, archived)

Hahahaha!

Nice one.

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Afinkawan, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)

I love this,

most predictable front page ever and well deserved too.

Yay!

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)

Nice one

I don't know why the fuck they were using bloody CD's, in this age of DVD, Blu-Ray, and super high-speed downloads.

(The Entity Remembered his login details on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)

Quality.

Have thyself a click. It's funny because it's civil liberties being pissed upon!

(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

Hahaha :D

* opens utorrent *

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

Pfffft

Front page well deserved. I was thinking while watching the news earlier, how long will it be before this happens... frankly, it's what I'd do if I found the disks!

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:26, archived)

Superb!

*torrents Buba the Love Sponge*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:25, archived)

*giggle* and, conspiracy time!

I can't help thinking that if I wanted to really fuck the ID card plans over, I would make good and sure that the stupidest person working for HM govt. put some very sensitive data on some CDs and then got them lost. Cue outrage, resignations, pompous posturing and wemustmakesurethisNEVERHAPPENSAGAIN triteness...and also a really, REALLY good argument for not introducing ID cards, that everyone can grasp. I really hope that someone out there is clever enough to have planned this, because if it was just stupidity, well, that would be a bit depressing, wouldn't it?

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vladimir, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)

Woo!

I liked their early stuff but I haven't downloaded Child Benefit Data's latest double CD album yet..

(cheesy_peas, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)