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# IMAGE CHALLENGE: If everyday objects were Transformers
We've got a sponsored image challenge* and there's fucking good prizes.

1st: Apple Macbook
2nd: An HD DVD Player
3rd: Five HD Transformers DVDs

This is the official copy, 'Oooh, we've got a sponsored image challenge: Paramount is releasing the Transformers DVD on the 3rd of December and wants you to take an ordinary thing, say a stapler, and photoshop it into a Transformer. Best of all? We've got a shed load of prizes to give away: a lovely Macbook, an HD DVD player, and 5 HD DVD copies of the film. '

I'm sure you've got questions, so ask away.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Re-post!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# yay
I enjoy the antics of man person and house guessed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Hurrah!

Even though they've only been in two adventures?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# if they'd only had one adventure I would have enjoyed their antic
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# you are causing excitements!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# That is like a perfect
wind from the moon!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# You're lucky it's your tentrils!
I haven't been able to sit down for the last half hour.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I get mine on Blu Ray?

Who was it that did the traffic lights one?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# blu ray = gay
must be true 'cause it rhymes
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# blu ray = yay
/counteracts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Well, that was a short-lived compo
Skillful bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# LOL!
I feel teh same way, beyond my skillz methinks, leave it to the experts...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# aye, this is what I'm thinking
happy toats must barely be able to move with all the various optical device players he must have won in his time, he could probably set up an ebay shop with them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# I'll prolly have a go
but looks pretty foregone to me!

*edit* REPOST HEIL!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# foregone!
we've all been foregone!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)
# if you're particularly unlucky
you'll win 3rd prize,
and have to sit through the transformers film again...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)
# LOL!
Do you think animating a transformer transforming into a big pile of poo might not be appreciated?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Zak McFlimby did a set of temporary traffic lights
that transformed into an occasional table! Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# i'll take the macbook off your hands
seeing as you're a PC type person.

in exchange you can have this shiney 50p coin.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# ^^ THIS ^^
.
(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# paramount ay?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
#
*awaits obligatory selling out flamage*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# 10% off?
NO!

20% OFF?

HELL NO!

50% OFF!

YES!

50% OFF MARKED PRICE FLAMAGE!*

*(flood damaged stock)

I have _no_ idea where I'm going with this
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar...
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Oooh
can the Ordinary Thing also be things like, say, vegetables?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# whatever you like
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Can I play outside?
Pleeeeeaaaasssseee?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Great prizes! I wish I had the motivation to enter
*gets motivated*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Fuck, Uncle Owen, this one has a bad motherfucking motivator!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# LOL!
One more season, you lazy fucker!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Quick everyone ruin it with pictures
of Transformers yiffing. Can Transformers yiff?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# and they can DANCE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# will they pull it if it's offensive?
will the winners images be used somewhere?
EDIT: hasn't this been a compo before?
a week of reposts...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Good one...
who gets the rights?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# the challenge is unmoderated
the client knows what b3ta is like - there's no plan to pull anything.


the work you produce is the same as usual - it's your work, and it's not owned by b3ta or anyone else
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# cor, they must be insane/brave/cool or something
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] potatobots transform!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# close the competition!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's got to be a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# ^ this - them - all of that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# jpgs or moving gifs, Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# anything you like
like any b3ta challenge
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Not another Virgin compo...
I hope...
(pubic_alopecia, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# anyone want a moody copy of the transformers dvd ?
v good quality.

edit/ if the nice man from transformers is logged on, i know where and how but haven't, have never got the whole transformers thing.
further edit/ i don't understand what the prizes do, can i have a stapler?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# bindun?
shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Turdos last had the shites, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] had this compo before have we not?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# yeah,
www.b3ta.com/challenge/transformers/

some good stuff though
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# WELCOME TO REPOST HELL
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# yep
probably why they asked us
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Funny innit?
One mega-huge entertainment complex wants to sue Rob's arse to oblivion while two weeks later another mega-huge entertainment complex wants to give him stuff to give away.

*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Ooh, that's a good slightly cheaty method for the actual transform
*starts to wonder if maybe he could manage this one after all...*

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# what's this rash
and why is it weeping?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# marketing department in "good idea for a challenge" shocker
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# marketing department in I hope they do something really offensive so we have to pull the challenge and we still get all the publicity anyway
shocker... except they're not going to pull it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# nope
really that's not that plan - that's a far too risky strategy for anyone to ever actually buy
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)
# No Blu-Ray?
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# hmm, I think this compo requires actual photoshop skill
cdctacon enlarge!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# ^this
:)

Edit - bugger it. Bindun!!
www.b3tards.com/uploads/transcock.gif
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Oooo
I could use a Macbook...
(Mobius Donut, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Should we enter if we can't animate for shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# So why is it showing that the challenge is closed?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# try now
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Perhaps like me
..you ended up in the old image challenge through picture links..

not sure how i did it either.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)
# is Rob pissing on some figure of authority an every day thing
... is it 'like' a stapler?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# great
I just bought a macbook
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# make a home network
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Ha ha!
Some people are never happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# *sobs*
as if I would win (or even enter) ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)
# I'm not bi-curious
why would I want a mac book?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# you CAN install Windows if you want...
and the hardware is quite good
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# *secretly covets the mac*
I just like winding freebs up...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# *hits*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# *adds to list of Freeb's greatest hits*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# so...
Richard Brandson being bummed by a hoover thats transforms into Prince. Im on it now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I'm sure I'm going to be pissed upon before the challenge is over
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
# You love it really
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Pffft!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)
# I'm angry
because now I can't do this.

PS:
(I helped save b3ta! TK-421 wasn't at his post on, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 3:58, archived)
# Shame my photoshop has packed up
Want to transform Prince into a purple dildo. Being pissed on by Rob. With Richard Branson looking on nervously.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)