eyes wide shut
ta! i'll go and bow my head in shame (nooblette).
(excelents, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:30, archived)

argh!
don't do this.
( plentyofants really needs to get working on his 10k picture, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)

Thread deleting tit! You removed my pearoast!
( kinks Who Is Virgilio Anderson?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)

Quickest repost evah

( Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)

It didn't attract the laudation it so clearly deserves.
VALIDATE ME!
( kinks Who Is Virgilio Anderson?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)

insert humpage here.

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)

mmmm
mebbe

*strokes chin*

What's in it for me?
( Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)

failed validation, 4 errors
validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fb3ta.com%2Fboard%2F7811664&charset=%28detect+automatically%29&doctype=Inline&group=0
( plentyofants really needs to get working on his 10k picture, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)

None of my sites ever pass validation
I fucking blow.
( MrPineapple dubl h8r, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)

as long as they work in the major browsers, who cares

( pzyko, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)

he
will go gangsta on your ass

( plentyofants really needs to get working on his 10k picture, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)

argh! teh TBL!
(isn't he a b3ta regular?) ;)
( pzyko, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)

You smello.

( kinks Who Is Virgilio Anderson?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)

worse now
up to 15 with all the replies
( plentyofants really needs to get working on his 10k picture, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:56, archived)

I don't even know what's going on.

( kinks Who Is Virgilio Anderson?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)

Not even a doctype
poor effort
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)

True !
Again !
( Valin Unlocked a box of paradox boxes . . ., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:47, archived)

for fucks sake



(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)

...next...

( atomic particles of reality exploded., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

Shenanigans.
Nobody is this shit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)

I SWEAR TO GOD, I'LL PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY THAT SAYS "SHENANIGANS"

( MrPineapple dubl h8r, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)

Bring it, bitch.
It'll turn me on anyway so HAH.

ShenanigansShenanigansShenanigansShenanigansShenanigans
ShenanigansShenanigansShenanigansShenanigansShenanigans
ShenanigansShenanigansShenanigansShenanigansShenanigans
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)

To be fair.. What doesn't.
*multiple pistol whippings*
( MrPineapple dubl h8r, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)

humnahumnahumna

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)

Careful now.
Do you really want to be responsible for turning an actually straight, but pretending to secretly gay person straight?

I DON'T THINK SO MISSY.

So you stop all this... "arousal" business now and go take a cold shower. Fool.
( MrPineapple dubl h8r, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

*pops on the woolly gimps suit and jives about*
You love it....
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)

Excuse me...
But I don't think I do.*









*No really. I don't...




Or do I?


WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON ANY MORE?!

Besides, you were meant to be in bed.
( MrPineapple dubl h8r, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)

I got out.
Those knots were SHIT.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)

Bollocks...
Those kidnapping classes were pathetic.

Also...


TO THE DEATH

*stabs through the heart*

Nyahahaha
( MrPineapple dubl h8r, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)

I don't have a heart.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)

Oh fucknuts.
How do I kill you then?!

I should never have started this fight...
( MrPineapple dubl h8r, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)

Nope!
You kill me with love. And LOTS of money.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)

'fraid you're out of luck there then..
At least until I pay off my debts and learn how to love.

I'll put you on the list though, don't worry.
( MrPineapple dubl h8r, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)

SCORE!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)

Well, to be honest.
There wasn't a list until now.

Luckily, you get to be at the top.

However, I don't know whether I shall put you as a top priority, it depends on whether or not any of it is given in return, which is highly unlikely.
( MrPineapple dubl h8r, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)

You are!
*giggles and runs away*
( Master Of Turnips. Is extremely fucking grumpy you bastards., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)

Shit like a FOX

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)

Shit like a TURD.

( Master Of Turnips. Is extremely fucking grumpy you bastards., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)

Yeah but you love turds
You put them up your nose and rub your nipples until you spluff all over the counter.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)

:(
*concedes*
( Master Of Turnips. Is extremely fucking grumpy you bastards., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

AHA

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)

clearly I've missed a barrel of fun today
_{how ever will I cope...}
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)

You won't.
It'll haunt you forever.


FOREVER.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)

I'll go ahead and set up a direct debit with my therapist

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

It'd be an idea.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)

Melt a large chocolate bar
Dip a kitten in it.

Then hug it until your face hurts from smiling.
( MrPineapple dubl h8r, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)

That's a lovely image.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)

*never has a sad day again*

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

My work here is done ^_^

( MrPineapple dubl h8r, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:26, archived)

*Tries hard not to eat kitten*

( Green Spanner has lovely hair, apparently..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)

*fails*
OM NOM NYOM NOM NOM
( pzyko, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)

:-(
NOES!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)

where are my manners
*snap*
here, one half for you
head or tail?
( pzyko, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)

Ooooh, head please.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)

*gives head*

( pzyko, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)

O_o

( pzyko, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)

*gets in line*

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)

you're a bigger tit than me

( head-doctor internet, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)

No need to exaggerate.
pfft
( Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)

Oh god no..

( MrPineapple dubl h8r, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)

viscachaaaaaa

( Mushroom http://treblethink.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)

I love this =]

( MrPineapple dubl h8r, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)

me too

( planearm, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)

That's
exquisite
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)

Very bunny !

( Valin Unlocked a box of paradox boxes . . ., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)

( McBadger CHECK OUT MY SIG OH YEAH MNNNNNNN, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)

that reminds me to never watch QI again.

( head-doctor internet, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)

; D

( McBadger CHECK OUT MY SIG OH YEAH MNNNNNNN, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)

:O
eh!?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)

flashing words in QI
when they get the wrong answer
( McBadger CHECK OUT MY SIG OH YEAH MNNNNNNN, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)

No, more eh?! to not watching it
for it is awesome.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:02, archived)

aah oops
aye, I quite enjoy it
( McBadger CHECK OUT MY SIG OH YEAH MNNNNNNN, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:22, archived)

Oop!
The faildar is detecting something...could it be? Yes! I think it's detecting fail!
( Green Spanner has lovely hair, apparently..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)

Good. If it was detecting guitar strings, you might want to fix it.

( MrPineapple dubl h8r, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)

i like you
wanna cyber?

ROAR!!!!
( mongychops i'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)

Pffffft

( MrPineapple dubl h8r, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)

...what happened?...

( atomic particles of reality exploded., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)

YOU ARE FUCKING SHIT YOU FUCKING SHIT FUCKER
FUCK OFF, FUCKING CUNT...

or read the FAQ.
I'm not picky.
( head-doctor internet, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)

LIES!

( Green Spanner has lovely hair, apparently..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)

^this

( head-doctor internet, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)

I like how you were moved enough to post 2 comments :D

( Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)

i like variety

( head-doctor internet, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

www.televisionheaven.co.uk/londonpalladium.htm
( Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:43, archived)

it feels like you're trying to say something to me, but in hyperlink form.
let me try that too.
phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?playlistId=41848599&s=143444&i=41848551
( head-doctor internet, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)

And there were so many faster swimmers on your father's load!
I blame the ovum.
( riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock is very interested in your blog, oh yes - really!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)

oh dear me
:D
( head-doctor internet, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)

Everytime I see this I feel the need to do some shoppage on the poor fella ;P

( Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)

this one's better

:-)
(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:29, archived)

haha you be pwnd, boy.

( Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)

USE THE REPLY BUTTON!
it's next to every post and saves you a flaming.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

Yes, thread-deletion is all of teh fail, but why is there a "Delete" button at all?
(If it's a giant cock-up, the poor unfortunate could just "Edit" their post to "Sorry, this was a giant cock-up").
*votes to Delete the "Delete" button*
( Bee Nice uncharacteristically indistinguishable, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)

At least you recognise your mistake and didn't delete the post
kudos for that.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

u r u know

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)