Good timing with this competition
I was up with the missus making cards last night.

They started off sensible:


Then got artistic:


Then after a glass of wine or 2, the B3ta influence kicked in:


Then... I kind of went off at a tangent:



Oh yeah, and I got engaged too :D

From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 288 entries (closed)

( Weetobix is a married man, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:21, archived)

hahahaha!
I want the last one!

EDIT: Bit quiet this morning, innit?
At least I'm here now... for wehat its worth
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:23, archived)

'ning matey

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:35, archived)

Heya Prof!
how you diddling?
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:36, archived)

hahaha!!
b3ta always wins out in the end!

EDIT: and woo to the engagment!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:23, archived)

heh
great! and congrats :)
( amaryllis, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)

HAHAHAAAA! Fantastic!
This made me chuckle greatly!! ^-^
For this you get a Woooooooooooooooooo! ...and a *clicky*!

Comgratumalations on the engagement too! *joy dances* :D
( kitaro loves you. Mwah! ^o^, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)

hahah nice work!
and congrats :D
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)

haha yay birds with teef!! :)


and well done
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:26, archived)

brilliant
and congratufabulations on the engagement
(ToMeToYou is using the chicken to measure it., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:28, archived)

Hahaha
those last two are ace ;)
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:29, archived)

great stuff
and congratulations, you fool.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:30, archived)

congrats mate
and nicely done

we've got that christmas star punch

far too tired and unorganised to make our own cards this year
( bilbobarneybobs is cold and tired, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)

Haha, woo to this!
And congratumalations.

Will you and your lovely mrs-to-be celebrate by making a joint nekkid post? =D
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:35, archived)

The closest you'll get
is a fully clothed pic of me and the missus in me profile
( Weetobix is a married man, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:37, archived)

*dons xray spex*
Cor!
And congrats!
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:54, archived)

Haha
Made me lol in the college library.

Edit: Gratz on the engagement.
( Hokerou, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:37, archived)

How much for twenty of the Robin ones!
Woo
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:52, archived)

Could be tricky...
I used up all our googley eyes
( Weetobix is a married man, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:55, archived)

What about these..

* wobbles eyes around
_
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:07, archived)

Spot on!
come closer to this spoon
( Weetobix is a married man, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:17, archived)

hahaha
the last one reminds me of poshpaws from saturday morning TV.

i WOO! your cards for theu are ace.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:03, archived)

Congrats!
..and top cardage!
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:15, archived)

RARRRR!
excellent post. i liked everything in it.
comgrats!
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:36, archived)

I approve
(and 'grats!)
( Zak McFlimby, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 13:04, archived)

congratulations!
did you propose during the card making? :D
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 13:49, archived)

Nope - did it on her birthday on Monday.
she already had a ring and my bank account details by the time we got to making cards
( Weetobix is a married man, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)

hehehe
I love that last one!
B3TA should start its own range.


Congrats on the engagement!
( meathelmet, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 21:12, archived)

Oh, fantastic :D
On both the card front and your state of engagementitude :)
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:38, archived)