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[challenge entry] Good timing with this competition
I was up with the missus making cards last night.

They started off sensible:


Then got artistic:


Then after a glass of wine or 2, the B3ta influence kicked in:


Then... I kind of went off at a tangent:



Oh yeah, and I got engaged too :D

From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:21, archived)
# hahahaha!
I want the last one!

EDIT: Bit quiet this morning, innit?
At least I'm here now... for wehat its worth
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:23, archived)
# 'ning matey
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Heya Prof!
how you diddling?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:36, archived)
# hahaha!!
b3ta always wins out in the end!

EDIT: and woo to the engagment!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:23, archived)
# heh
great! and congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)
# HAHAHAAAA! Fantastic!
This made me chuckle greatly!! ^-^
For this you get a Woooooooooooooooooo! ...and a *clicky*!

Comgratumalations on the engagement too! *joy dances* :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)
# hahah nice work!
and congrats :D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)
# haha yay birds with teef!! :)


and well done
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:26, archived)
# brilliant
and congratufabulations on the engagement
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Hahaha
those last two are ace ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:29, archived)
# great stuff
and congratulations, you fool.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:30, archived)
# congrats mate
and nicely done

we've got that christmas star punch

far too tired and unorganised to make our own cards this year
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Haha, woo to this!
And congratumalations.

Will you and your lovely mrs-to-be celebrate by making a joint nekkid post? =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:35, archived)
# The closest you'll get
is a fully clothed pic of me and the missus in me profile
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:37, archived)
# *dons xray spex*
Cor!
And congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Haha
Made me lol in the college library.

Edit: Gratz on the engagement.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:37, archived)
# How much for twenty of the Robin ones!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Could be tricky...
I used up all our googley eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:55, archived)
# What about these..

* wobbles eyes around
_
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Spot on!
come closer to this spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:17, archived)
# hahaha
the last one reminds me of poshpaws from saturday morning TV.

i WOO! your cards for theu are ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Congrats!
..and top cardage!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:15, archived)
# RARRRR!
excellent post. i liked everything in it.
comgrats!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I approve
(and 'grats!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 13:04, archived)
# congratulations!
did you propose during the card making? :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Nope - did it on her birthday on Monday.
she already had a ring and my bank account details by the time we got to making cards
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)
# hehehe
I love that last one!
B3TA should start its own range.


Congrats on the engagement!
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Oh, fantastic :D
On both the card front and your state of engagementitude :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:38, archived)