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( amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 0:37, archived)

If that's my present he's after i'll be very upset

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 0:37, archived)

i will probably buy that Zelda gun game tomorrow.
for me
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 0:38, archived)

yay!
I've been playing it this evening. it's well fun.
( TheDiscoKing is the train station, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 0:45, archived)

woah!

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 0:56, archived)

exactly

( TheDiscoKing is the train station, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 1:12, archived)

You didn't get a present
nobody loves you.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 0:43, archived)

That's not true.
my mum says I'm cool.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 0:44, archived)

She was lying so you'd be happy with hand-down clothes
Sorry to break it to you like that.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 0:46, archived)

The only hand-down clothes I have are my sisters pants.
I've said too much
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 0:51, archived)

Do you get in your sister's pants often?

( flake accepts her, one of us., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 7:50, archived)

ahaha
very good
( Bloop wasn't here on, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 0:38, archived)

Woo!
*Clicks

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It's getting to that time of year again...

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 0:41, archived)

ha ha ha ha !
not nearly enough chump around at the moment
( amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 0:43, archived)

I agree
I sooooooo love teh Chump!

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 0:49, archived)

not the chocolates!
dear god, not the chocolates!
*crams mouth full of ferrero rocher*
they're mine!
( Smash Monkey POOP IMMINENT, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 0:41, archived)

*climbs in mouth*
*dies happy*
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Sat 8 Dec 2007, 0:42, archived)

eeurrhgh!
this ferrero rocher tastes of pigeon nipples!
( Smash Monkey POOP IMMINENT, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 0:43, archived)

monsieur,
wiz zeez pigeon neeples you're reely zpoiling uz!
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 1:00, archived)

*chocolate-coats embassy*
*burns ambassador*
( Smash Monkey POOP IMMINENT, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 1:02, archived)

Stand and fight like a box !

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Sat 8 Dec 2007, 0:46, archived)

Hahaha
Grrrrrr grrrrrrr great stuff.....
(the invisable man, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 0:46, archived)

Woo!

( Letum Spack Monkey, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 0:48, archived)

cor!
what's that made with?
( Bloop wasn't here on, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 0:55, archived)

it;s made of pure hi cockalorum.

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 1:03, archived)

100%

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Sat 8 Dec 2007, 1:05, archived)

Graagh.

(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 1:17, archived)

I raise you sir...
With a little something I did last year.


( Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 1:26, archived)

that sir !
is fucking ace.
( amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 1:36, archived)

good stuff.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 6:48, archived)

very Butters
I mean this as a compliment
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 3:17, archived)

yay! nightmares for brats!

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 6:47, archived)