Ginsters Paradise

( The Twisted Omentum I love you so much my earlobes stink!, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:34, archived)

eeeeeexcellent...
woo!
( Rotating Wobbly Hat I'm hating incorrect conjugation regarding tenses, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:36, archived)

Da Cornish Massif !!
roit??
( The Twisted Omentum I love you so much my earlobes stink!, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:40, archived)

Ginsters Pasties are blasphemy in Cornwall.
BURN THEM ALL
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:41, archived)

That's just because they're not down with rap culture.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:42, archived)

Haha!
It's because they're revolting and offensive to Cornish pasties.
I like my pasties edible, you see.
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:43, archived)

There's an awesome pastie shop in Leeds.
it makes me drool to think about it
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:45, archived)

How can you be offensive
to cat food and potato peelings wrapped in an old wallet?
(colonelboris We're going in in the first wave..., Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)

I don't eat the cat food ones.
I like Cheese and Onion ;)
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:58, archived)

They taste of pepper, water and raw potato.
BLECH.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:43, archived)

and they put carrot in theirs
SACRELIDGE!
( Rotating Wobbly Hat I'm hating incorrect conjugation regarding tenses, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:44, archived)

Hey, I put carrot in just about everything I cook.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:45, archived)

Should you not?
I'm not Cornish. I understand the difference between county and country.

*ducks the hail of pasties, walking sticks and ladybird 'how to pronounce stuff' books*
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:45, archived)

lived in Cornwall for 6 years and am, as we speak, typing from Cornwall
steak, potato, onion and turnip. And if you want to be uber-traditional, jam.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat I'm hating incorrect conjugation regarding tenses, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)

I've lived in Cornwall for 15 years and am, as we speak, typing from Cornwall
I don't like the steak ones (Not a veggie, I just don't like them for some unfathomable reason), but in a steak pasty, you should never have carrot.
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:51, archived)

Why not?
What would happen if you did?
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:52, archived)

You'd have a Ginsters pasty.

( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:53, archived)

So carrots are the difference between delicious and inedible?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:54, archived)

Don't get me wrong, I like carrots.
But not in a pasty.
And it's not the carrots that make it inedible.
They just taste rank.
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:55, archived)

Personally, I find carrots and onions are the two vegetables that fit into just about any dish.
But yeah, ginsters pasties are just too mass produced to be any good.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:57, archived)

I love a good Barnecutts pasty.
Mmmm
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 15:00, archived)

haha :)
woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:38, archived)

"I'm 22 now, but will I live to see 23?
The way things are goin, I dunno"
*clix*
( Sea Tramp is trying to stay weak for the sake of - oh..., Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:39, archived)

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain...

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:43, archived)

Why
does that sound simultaneously completely wholesome AND shudderingly unwholesome?
( Sea Tramp is trying to stay weak for the sake of - oh..., Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)

Get some Yankovic down you.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)

*types 'weird al' into Limewire search...*
Good darts, Cap'n.
( Sea Tramp is trying to stay weak for the sake of - oh..., Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:57, archived)

...I take a look at my wife and realise she's very plain.

( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)

but that's just perfect for an Amish like me

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)

You know, I shun fancy things like electricity

( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:50, archived)

And that's where I run out.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:51, archived)

at 4:30 in the morning I'm milking cows.
/only 3 hours late blog
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 17:36, archived)