Hm.

( 0% Interest is Googling for splectrum, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)

*clicks*
Blimey, there be some fine posts tonight!
( Jessie © veni vidi velcro, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)

lolze

( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)

hahahahahaha
thats brilliant.

have this, totally unshopped.
img165.imageshack.us/img165/9141/47e91hm7.jpg
( KittyVomit Redsushi did not kill jacko! lmao!, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)

in recent times, the title was changed to "and then there were none"

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)

yes and inbetween the n word was changed to indians or something

( KittyVomit Redsushi did not kill jacko! lmao!, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)

Native or IndigenousNorth Americans, please!

( Tribs www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

I expect in time it'll be titled "ten people of varying racial origin"

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

hahahaha, yes.

( KittyVomit Redsushi did not kill jacko! lmao!, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

Good 'ning, Ms Vomit

( Professor Kenny Martin vs the Idiot Managers O_o, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)

hello sir !

( KittyVomit Redsushi did not kill jacko! lmao!, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)

...and the retard

( Jessie © veni vidi velcro, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)

*does real lols*

( Professor Kenny Martin vs the Idiot Managers O_o, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)

mmmmnnnnnnnngh

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)

She probably meant "buggers"
but typed it on a Blackberry.
( 0% Interest is Googling for splectrum, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)

hahaha !
i hate blackberrys...i got given one and it's so shit.
( KittyVomit Redsushi did not kill jacko! lmao!, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

i <3 mine
but i held out for a nice model
( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)

...
...oh. Oh! Arses.
*SPANG*
( Kamikaze Stoat, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)

hahahahaha!
as someone who had the full set, i must give this a click.
( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)

I grew up with
Old Enid and was mesmerised as a child. I went to school being able to read purely because of Blyton and possibly the Hobbit.
Wishing Chair and the faraway tree were my absolute favourites. I too have a bookcase full of hardback originals. I wish I'd kept the ones from my childhood instead of spending a fortune buying them now I understand the importance of property.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)

hehehe
Shock Toffee.....
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)

OH no!
They have gone up the tree and now the world is moving on and they may never get back down...again!
( Jessie © veni vidi velcro, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)

I had nightmares about that happening to me
but I would have risked it. Oh, how much I would have risked it.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)

but they went to such cool places!
or so it seemed to my 7-year-old brain. those books improved my reading so much that i got detention for reading a jackie collins book when i was 8 ;)
( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)

I remember my second
English literature class at my new grammar school ( I was just 12 ). We were told it would be Tolkien's 'Hobbit' that year so I turned up with my own cloth-eared copy and was able to read almost verbatim without reference when called upon. Boy, I was one unpopular cunt in my first years of school.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)

same here
nobody likes a smart arse until it's time for exams
( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)

It's comforting to find the small things that remain unchanged, isn't it?

*runs for it*

Edit: This is pretty fucking pointless if you don't chase me, spoilsport.
( Jessie © veni vidi velcro, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)

I'll have my mate pass you the same
note that I passed to flowerpot in the playground.


( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:55, archived)

Yeah, know the feeling
I learned to read before I started school and had worked my way through all but the simplest of their books. I still wasn't allowed to take my own books in though.

Twunts :(

I remember doing a school assembly where I took all my Blyton books in, and even a report when I first started high school
( Jessie © veni vidi velcro, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)

we were given kevin the kitten books
i could read them in 5 minutes. there was nothing that made me laugh more than seeing a kid having to bookmark the page they were up to at the end of the day!
( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)

I remember
learning about 'odes' and composition in primary school. ( I was about 11 ) and after one night where I kind of sleepily composed a story about a boy who had his arm ripped off by a lion on a trip to the zoo I sat down and wrote it. My teachers were amazed by it ( I wish I still had that as well as my short story 'Bonzer Bill and the return of the passing yutipolker '). So much so that it was printed large and made into a framed poster that all could see in the vestibule of the school.
Oh I was an unpopular cunt in my last days of primary school.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 1:01, archived)

my mum sent a poem i wrote in to a magazine
unfortunately, i won first prize. it was shit. i only won because everyone else who entered was about 60 and i was about 9. my headmaster read it out un assembly. the girl behind me tied my hair in knots.
( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)

Fuck, me too
I learned to read with those books, I read them more times than any other book I owned (or have done yet I suspect!)

I too lost them to childhood and not realising the value* of what I had

*I don't mean financial, I have no idea what they'd cost now
( Jessie © veni vidi velcro, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

god, i'd forgotten the wishing chair!
i wanted to live in the faraway tree, though
( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

ladybird ftw
got up to 12b!
( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)

smashing
woo, top them up tho
( mongychops i'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)

That took me far, far too long
Genius.

I've had my faith restored in /board tonight, good show chaps
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)

hahahahaha

( Leningrad bindun.. yawn, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)

Haha
oh dear :)
( mofaha, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)

Wizard stuff
have a lashing of gingivitis
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

Ducksocks.
If I had anticipated an FP I'd have shopped it better ...
( 0% Interest is Googling for splectrum, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)

hahahaha, inspired
and indeed, excellent
( The Great Architect www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/20135, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)

It took me far, far too long to get this.
I was about to type a reply saying 'why is this fp, it makes no sense' then I suddenly got it and laughed like a twat. That's the best kind of joke, I think.
( Bob Todd 's delivering stringbeans to Utah tonight, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)

This.

( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)

Oh dear god
spiffing
*spiffs*
( Vladimir, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)

RIS?
I'm feeling a bit thick here...
(I have a face also had a sig on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

Pay attention to what they are ordering in the 2nd box.

( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Mon 11 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)

Ahhh
I get it now. I feel thick; it took me forever.
(I have a face also had a sig on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)

is
the dog driving
(doktored, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)

Geenee
Arse.
( NobbyNobody is supporting one million giraffes, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)