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# Maaaaaaaaaany hours spent
Maaaaaany friends made
Maaaaaaaaany cups of tea drunk.





By the way, this is half an hour's work, I've had no time tonight.

ooops, should point out- kind of maybe a teensy bit NSFW.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# link to source?

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Darn it!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Too slow chicken merango, too slow for this cat.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# wait a minute?
40,000?

40 fuckin' 000

holy shit!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Hells yeah.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# are you a robot?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Yep.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Just like those darn yahoo girls when I'm away for a while
Hi, I've just seen your profile, I think we're a good match, want to see mine?

Me: fuck off!

"mnnnn.. that sounds good...

Me: fuck off robot

"mnnn... come and join me, I have my webcam on..."

me: fuck off

"Mnnnn, I'm naked and waiting. Come and see me and my friends at www.hajkfjkf.com"

Me: well.. ok, if you insist

Me: fuck! tricked again
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# you like ladypenis, yes?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# only on the weekends
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# it's like terminator
she's a sexy pirate robot sent from the future.

she can't be reasoned with, she can't be bargained with and she absolutely will not stop until she beats dave the hats post count.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Ooooh which is?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Considerate

/edit: computer says 69889 messages
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# considerable even

:)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# he's a very caring poster
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# he always lubes his puns before he posts
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# erm, yes
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I loves ya, you know your english blows my dutch out the water
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Hehe
I blame all the things I'm trying to do simultaneously here ;)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# So are you really properly Dutch then?
I thought you were English living over there.

Fuck, your English is amazing then.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Yup, 100% pure dutchness
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# *fawns*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Wowzers.
*cracks knuckles* right.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# hahahah
bum with me if you want to live
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Congratulations!!
*dances with*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# \o/ I have no life
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# step to the side
he is about to cum on your leg
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# THIS ISN'T YOUR ACTUAL 40000TH POST!
Congrats!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# :D Yes, am aware.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Nearly tit!!!!
*Nearly wanks!*

Congarts, but it'll be 50 k next week!! :P
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Congratulations!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# :D ta
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Congrats m'dear :)
Just in time as well, I've now reached that sunset on this Ostrich
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# :-)
I promise, it's as much as you'll ever see of me.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# It needed more red hair, but I'll let you off this time ;)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I got called 'titian' today, it was ace.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# i've always been titian
according to my mum


FUCK! i missed my b3taday!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# *b3taday belated hug*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# mine's sunday
get your fucking presents out
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# you reached that landmark
roughly a year and a half quicker than me
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I am Kris Akabusi.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# i fucking hope not
i can't possibly have honked kris akabusi's norks
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# And her arse.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# *honk*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Now that's what I'm talking about.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# speakers on...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# but we all know who's the sexiest
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# yes
yes we do
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Get in that vat of custard and put your dukes up.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# You're mine now, bitch.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# zomg
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Gratz!
*struggles way to 4000*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Race you ;)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I'll fail miserably!
it's taken me nearly 4 years to get this far!!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# *collapses*
:)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Bless you for your time spent, though
*mahoosive hugs*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Awwwww *hug*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# 40000
that means you did most of the internet
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# *Peter Griffin*
....how about THIS sideboob?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# hehe
congrats
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# congratulationalisationalisticificationalisminipplisketchificationalisaminidisapointinglackofrealrudiebitsations!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# :D You are so ace.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# TEA.
THAAT IS A GOOD IDEA.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Congratulations of the bestest kind
And a woo, yay and houpla to a terrific vector! :D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Yay, happy 40Kth!

How is that talking naked into a walkie talkie working out for you?

Also: I'm listening to Down this evening, as I have tickets to go see them next week. I thought you'd be the kind of person to know them.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I've ordered my tickets now as well.
Despite the horrific amounts of work due in shortly after the gig.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# DOWN!
I love Down. Much as Phil Anselmo is a cunt of the first water, I love most of his music (or at least the music he howls over)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# one instance of the best grafitti i've ever seen:
'phil anselmo: false anger'
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Hahaha never a truer word.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Hehe
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I think his voice works well with the music.
I just have to make sure I'm drunk enough to put up with his rants.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Down are pretty fucking cool
my guitarist played me some in the van the other day. Was never that into Pantera
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# They're playing a few gigs in a couple of weeks time,
give them a shot.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# wherabouts?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I think London, Birmingham and Manchester in England. Might be a couple more.
I'll be nipping over the pennines for them.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# cool
cash is a bit tight at the mo. Might get to em in london if i can
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Congrambulamalations
:D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Fankoooo
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I know what that signature means
and I didn't need to look it up on an interwebs.

I know, I'm a little bit tragic.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# WOO!YAY!
nice tat.

;)

*legally required request for source pic*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# :D neeeever gonna happen ducky.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# i know
but i was bound by all this legal jargon that i don't understand.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# congrats capt'n
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# COP OUT.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Aye, you should have got to me earlier.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# *demands boobies*
GROWL. RARGH. GURGLE.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Are you gastroenteritising at me?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# That's how I show love :(
BUT SURE. BE LIKE THAT.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I was just getting all excited.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Oh! Me too!
CONGRATS AND BIG YAYS FOR YOUR LOVELY PICTURE.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Fankingyou pleases.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# very nice :P
congratulations
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# bloody 'ell fire!
that's some good posting
Yoo, Hay & Wouppla etc.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Chuffing nora!
I've been here nigh on 6 years, and haven't even reached 2000.

Congratulations!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# \o/
Congratumalations!
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 8:15, archived)
# Congrats... Is it "congrats" for 40k post or "sorry"?
please refrain from strangling your nice tits.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)