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'He loves you, yeah yeah yeah'

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

hahaha nicely done :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

^this

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

^those

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XLVII .uk, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

*them*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

and that >

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

also the other v

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

............That ^

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

^..what?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

v I agree with that.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

o rly

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

OH SHIT, PARADOX.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

noooooooooooooooooo

aaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyylllllllllllljjjjjjjjsssssssssssssssskchxxxxxxxx

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

^ exactly

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

v WHAT HE SAID.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

I see what you did there...

You changed the "she" to a "he". Very good :)

Now make them do YMCA!

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

lol gay

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

Good morning petal.

I am coming to you LIVE from my new laptop.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

Hey!

You got it working!

What was the problem and who is owed a big hug?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

I have no idea

and the laddy, bless him. It also sorted out the PS3's problem with the wireless so he's feling very proud of himself. So proud he appears to want to have a celebratory meal made out of me. I'm on my day off, and I woke up about half an hour ago to be confronted by the Hottest Flat in the Universe. 24 degrees, that's what temperature he thinks it should be in here. Twenty bloody four.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

..o..ok mister

*takes off socks, cries

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

Good good. The quicker you do this, the quicker it'll all be over.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

pp ppp pplease

i....want... to go...hooooooome

waaaa ha haaaaa a a

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

*smothers self in it

lovely, now i am soft, you are a nice sexual predator after all.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

He wants you to walk about naked, obviously.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

I don't know why, he's at work.

I've opened the patio doors and taken my cardi off (steady).

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

Woo Woo

next you'll be removing those support stockings
Phwaor

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

ah well done

yes

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

I did nothing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

*glares at you for not adding me to your ps3 friends list*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

I haven't touched it.

We only found this out at about midnight last night. Sorry man.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

no probs :)x

11 days till GTA :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

wifi workin then

i trust it was my advice to turn it off and on again

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

hahah

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

Your pretty face inspired us.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

*blushes

*hides behind hair which is down because it's Friday

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

Mans should always have their long hairs not up.

Yes.

Now all you need to do is grab some cut off camo trousers, a sleeveless pantera t shirt and a bass. Now headbang.

Aaaaaahhhh, delightful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

UGH. PANTERA. UGH.

*purposely ties up hair*

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

You're a fucking mental.

I'm naming my first born son after their dead guitarist.

The silly thing is that I am in no way joking.

No, not calling him Dimebag. Or Darrell. He shall be called Abbott.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

are you talking to me!?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

lyric sillypants!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

*CUE SONG!*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w3bp0K0UdM

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

You've teased me in exactly this way before

I'm sure of it.

Abbot David, if anyone's interested.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

Dimebag = Exceptionally overrated.

Pantera = Used to like them, but can't be fucked with them anymore.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

Captain Wow = Lord and Master of her own opinion.

Ta.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Captain Wow = On Ignore.

That's OK.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

They produced some great music.

No need to get snooty about them just because they got popular.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

I liked them during the height of their popularity.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

I've never got into camo trousers.

They seemed to be all the rage at Down the other day.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

have cammo shirt

cannot get trousers incase i accidentally wear both at the same tiem and people think i am playin' armies

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

Yeah, that's pretty much why I've never got any.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

I tried to buy some camo trousers

Went to the shops
They had fcuking hundreds and all lookied shite

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

I went to buy some camo trousers the other day

But couldn't find any

*badumtish*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

oooh

You stole my punchline
Give it back at once

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Because all Down fans dress like Phil Anselmo in the late 90s.

I know this as I own one. I'd dress like that were I a boy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

I didn't, I just wore jeans and a t-shirt.

Incidentally, Phil Anselmo has grown his hair long now, presumably to try and fit in.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

I'd fancy him again

but he was such a prick around the tera split etc, nd then backtracking when Dime died and...yes. Vinnie Paul and I are going to beat him up. Then he can go about his business.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

Yeah, he has been a bit of a twat.

He was less ranty than usual though, maybe he's improving.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

I think we both know he'll always be a prime cunt.

But then a lot of good musicians are.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

That's true.

I'm willing to put up with it, because the gig was awesome.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

I'll bet, I'm dead jealous.

So there's going to be a new album then?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

I'm pretty sure it was just a late tour for Over the Under,

but they all seemed happy enough, I think they're planning to stay together a while.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

I want to go to Vinnie Paul's titty bar.

It's one of my ambitions.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

i don't wanna

see his titties

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

I do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

I've got a titty ring

Does that count?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

explain...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

bass, with these pretty digits

no thanks M'am, they're for big meaty paws

:-P

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

BOLLOCKS.

*cries* I have tiny little hands.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

men like girls with small hands

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

PROSTATEMASSAGE :-D

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Cries at thought of next medical

due now

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

You get prostate massages at your medical examinations?

NHS hasn't half changed since 1993

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

service with a smmmmiiiiiiiiillee

oh yeah!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

I don't know if he was smiling

But I wasn't
and then when they inflate that thingy..
stop it stop it stop it
pass the mind bleach

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

Inflate what thingy??

Never heard of that..

Maybe it's just his penis becoming tumescent?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

Bokes

Do you really want me to go into detail?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

I've heard detail you wouldn't believe

But never about that inflating thing

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

*offers a chunky purple plectrum

big stubby m'am?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

HAhaha I've got millions of the fuckers

Still hate using them, I'm a two fingers sort of girl.

:D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

Aw.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

You have tiny hands?

hmmmm....

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

edit: OI DIXY.

What you mean, gringo?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

think he's after a little internal exploration,

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

Sweetie, I wish.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

well

play yr cards right and who knows

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

Several bevvies and a tube of KY and anything could happen at Riverghost's

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

yay

bumpunchjoy

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

*gasps*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

I mustn't get too drunk.

I want to remember all of this one.

Actually I'm only going to get properly drunk if you do as well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

\o/

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

Sorry

Being strangely vague :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

afternoon

you missed nudity

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

BUMBUMBUM

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

Whose was it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

mine, silly :D

10K this morning

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

Leeeenk?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8297556

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

*can't decide which one*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

hopefully the fake one, for my sake :D

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

Hmm

One always lies and the other always tells the truth?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

they're both lying little cuntrags

who are full of shit

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

BOTTOM!

Heeeeeey well done love!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

thank you

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

twas bottom nudity twas it twnot?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

fnar!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

Nicely done.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

I just saw a Black Francis/Pixies post down the board. Which is really weird because earlier today I bough Black Francis' new CD and I've had the Pixies on ever since.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

I'm going to listen to Battles, again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

I'll join you in a sec. I'll queue it up after Pixies. But I wanna put on my new Winnebago Deal 7"s first.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

they

look quite hot!

(xendragon changing the bulb since, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

hahaha

class, *clicks*

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)