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[challenge entry] New airport chaos...with added gladiatorial element.

'Ning all
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)
# hahahahahah
/finally got luggage back after 24 days blog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)
# did all the metal studs set off the detectors again?

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)
# I AM a metal stud.
Stop sniggering at the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)
# *buffs*

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
# is that why you asked me to polish your helmet?

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
# yes
yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)
# and i expect that's what your going to say to the judge as well isn't it.


[edit]also, 24 days, that is quite shocking fucking service. lucky for me i'm flying from cardiff this weekend, so they'll probably just try and sex my luggage.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
# He knows he's better off keeping schtum
knah whatta mean?

edit: I didn't realise people actually flew from Cardiff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
# yes, however the selection of duty free isn't as good.
mind you it's got to be better then coventry airport, it's like a couple of sheds and a strip of tarmac.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I thought you were quite sane!
Ohhh!!!! metal!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot ...erm.....nah, it's gone!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
#
ohhh youuuuu....

*feebly slaps chest*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Leave my extremely hairy chest alone!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot ...erm.....nah, it's gone!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# myyyy
That's a deep shag alright
(I helped save b3ta! Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# !
!!
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot ...erm.....nah, it's gone!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I'm sniggering behind your back...
arf.
(himjim COD4 clan? gaz me for details..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)
# I couldn't even get my luggage to check-in...

(a first draft kind of thing...)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)
# hehehe

(I helped save b3ta! Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# hahaha
WOO! ready
YAY! ready
HOUPLA! Ready

*blows whistle*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Fucking, WIN!

*clicks 'til her mouse can click no more*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet agressive ducks? Are you shitting me?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)
# hahaha
oh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII you're having a ducking laugh!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Hahaha
'ningles all. Sorry TJ time. New Nuts images in my profile. This week with added Happy Toats, Proj69, and Joe Scaramanga.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Whoever did the commode one can't spell commode

(I helped save b3ta! Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Yeah I got a spam email this morning offering me a free trial subscription to
Huge Mellons
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)
# That's odd
A colleague just offered me a tictac with the flavour "fresh melons"

melon mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Not flesh melon?:D

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Chinese imports may contain lead

(I helped save b3ta! Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# that's all that's left of the dog...

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Actually talking of asian exports
My mate's missus is from Singapore and she likes nothing better than a can of melon milk!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# *shivers*
A trip around your local asian supermarket confirms that they eat alien foods
(I helped save b3ta! Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I love my asian supermarket!
Kick the crap out of supermarkets pricewise!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# ^this
good instant noodles for 20p? 10kgs of basmati rice for £11? oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom O'Bedlam low cunning and high explosives, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# YEah and they're the three sachets noodles with the oil and dried veges
Not fucking £1 super noodle shite and it's 60p for a pound of chilis not for four of them!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# thats the good shit.
i love going to them with me dad. one memorable occasion he picked up the round packs of noodlesa and exclaimed "look at that, they've made the round so don't have to break them in half to put them in the pan. say what you like about the damned chinee, they're bloody clever" (verbatim)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom O'Bedlam low cunning and high explosives, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# haha i just got emailed the IS IT REAL? thing by my mum

(I helped save b3ta! Tom O'Bedlam low cunning and high explosives, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# happytoats getting all the money

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)
# And the fame. Don't forget the lovely lovely fame.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I had the fame sticker album when I was a kid!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I don't doubt it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
# was Peter Beardsley in it?

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Yeah
He must be up to about 300 so far, a while to go before he catches TGA though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)
# *final part of payment arrived today* :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# DRINKS ARE ON TGA

(I helped save b3ta! Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# after i've paid for the new drive shaft my car suddenly needs
/but yes, the london bash - for me at least - is being paid for solely by Nuts :)

there may be a few drinkies in it for people
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# \o.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Shesh
You must be a millionaire in Zimbabwe by know!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I OWN Zimbabwe

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Erm no
I bought it for a quid last week.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# hazzar!
don;t forget to post a pic of the fabled cheque.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I have 3 :)
they've been very good have NUTS. Hopefully the start of something good.
All seems to be moving in the right direction now :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# How quickly do they produce the cheques?
I'm still waiting for last weeks. Do you have to email the invoices or post them?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa DOUGHNUTS, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I emailed them, and I've had cheques through within 2 weeks.
/althoguh the first two were cheques for an image printed last year which has now been resolved, and they didn't come through until last week, but all that happened before the current dealings with NUTS.

I've had 3 images over the past 3 issues, and the cheque for them arrived this moring.

Shouldn't be long for you now :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# *prepares to intercept postman*
Well, you were right about the ipod, that came in exactly 28 days, so I expect you're right about this too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa DOUGHNUTS, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)
# generally, these things have to go through 2-3 diff. depts,
so it's highly likely to take 14- 28 days to get processed and through to you :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)
# And it must be one of those beeeeg ones!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)
# They didn't do the Carlos Tevez special page this week did they?
Maybe that'll be next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa DOUGHNUTS, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Yes but maybe tomorrow I'll wanna settle down
Until tomorrow the who world is my home.
Dodo dodo, dodo dodo, dooooo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)
# *reaches for air rifle*

(I helped save b3ta! Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Oh you loved the programme when you were a min-dixon!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I think I did
As well as the Red Hand Gang
(I helped save b3ta! Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# LALA LA LALALA LALA LA LAAAA LALA LA!
*glees*
I think it got banned in the US for communist conitations:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# pfft
Their loss! *jumps in the air*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# *gets walkie talkie*

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# hahahah superb

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
# hahahaha
this wins everything. And more!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
# fucking beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes Farewell poor Malt Loaf, I knew him well., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)
# hahaha! and arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot ...erm.....nah, it's gone!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)
# hahaha
this is some top hummus to start my day. well done.
(I helped save b3ta! dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Haha!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Ooooh... nicely done!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole - shouts at ducks, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Woo
Yay to added gladiatorial elements
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# great, great stuff :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)
# fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! - D - Contains DANGER, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I was so in the middle of making one of these myself
when I saw this. Bastard. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is diminishing in mass, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# thought I'd better get in there early!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# this is good!

(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# FP
win!
(Kingtoke, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# "Travel-Later"
I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Xenctuary ~xenc., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)