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( The Great Architect, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:26, archived)

Hahaha, now I want to watch that!

( Leningrad, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:26, archived)

It's great :)
The Sequel is exactly the same...but in SPACE!
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 29 May 2008, 13:27, archived)

I found the sequel very hit and miss
then Shatner turned up and everything was alright again
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:28, archived)

Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya?
We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with, Striker. I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - they're *flashing* and they're *beeping*. I can't stand it anymore! They're *blinking* and *beeping* and *flashing*! Why doesn't somebody pull the plug!
( The Great Architect, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

"But thats just what they'd expect us to do..."

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:30, archived)

"Doctor, can you give the Court your impression of Mr .Striker"?
"I'm sorry I don't do impressions. My training is in Psychiatry"
( The Great Architect, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:31, archived)

Oh no
I'm not falling for that quote trap again
( c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:33, archived)

..
www.b3ta.com/board/8418189
( The Great Architect, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:33, archived)

error
infinite loop (); exit
( c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:34, archived)

My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

When will you be back?

...I can't tell you that. It's classified.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:35, archived)

Over Macho Grande?

( The Great Architect, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:36, archived)

Striker listen to me
flying an airplane is no different from riding a bike... it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:37, archived)

But what do the Boys on the Board think?

( The Great Architect, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:38, archived)

Johnny, what can you make out of this?

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:40, archived)

Why, I can make a hat, or a brooch, or a Pterodactyl...

( The Great Architect, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:42, archived)

.. and people ask why this movie is ace
( c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:36, archived)

hahaha...

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

hahahaha
this is getting many-a click!
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

That would
actually have made a very good poster campaign for it.
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:30, archived)

ace
friggin ace :)
( c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:31, archived)

Hahaha!
*click*
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:32, archived)

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:33, archived)

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

( c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:35, archived)

Hahahaha!
You're obsessed with this film.
( Afinkawan, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:33, archived)

:D
I kinda half - wish that Zucker and Co. still could cut it in the movie comedy world, and bring everyone back for an ageing 'third instalment'.
( The Great Architect, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:36, archived)

they did
it was called hot shots.

unfortunately the closest we're likely to get is the [insert genre here] movie series.

scary movie was alright, but the rest look too contrived
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

no no, I mean the airpane! cast
it worked so well at the time.

sadly, anything post-airplane doesn't really cut it - even hot shots. Top Secret just about gets there though, and is frick'n funny in places
( The Great Architect, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:41, archived)

i know t'was a joke
but about half the cast are in hot shots,

still not seen airplane (shocker) but all the clips i've seen are aceness

edit: naked gun's pretty damn good, and that's 8 years later
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:43, archived)

I was quite disappointed
when I last watched that
( c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:43, archived)

Top Secret FTW!!!!
Funniest film no one's seen
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:42, archived)

hahaha, see my reply above :)
'I know a little German... He's sitting over there'
( The Great Architect, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:43, archived)

How ironic. Another day and I would have completed my tunnel.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:49, archived)