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# does it come with tissues?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:58, archived)
# no
that's a warm, horny story
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:59, archived)
# oh, you....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:00, archived)
# heheh
there's nothing wrong with a bit of horn ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# ;)
a bit of 24/7
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
# hmmm
i don't want to dislocate my hip again!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# warm, moist and slightly sticky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:02, archived)
# filled with regret and shame
and hoping the breakfast is worth it

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# if it's a full english with black pudding and no beans
it's ALWAYS worth it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# *ponders a "black pudding and 2 beans" type of joke*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
# a perfect full english should consist of:
3 sausages
3 bacon
2 eggs, sunny side up
2 slices ulster fry
3 slices black pudding
portion of tinned plum tomatoes, NOT diced or half a fresh one
large portion fried mushrooms
1 slice fried bread, cut into 2 triangles
2 slices buttery toast
tomato sauce
mug NOT cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I need beans
and no black pudding

I don't do that crazy jazz, man

and I'm not fond of fried mushrooms

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# i'm hungry now
you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Do you really pay attention to the story in porn, though?
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:59, archived)
# well, lets face it
it's all about the techinical use of tools

and there's no way he's going to fix her leaky outlet with an inadequate plunger
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:00, archived)
# we had a man come round to fix our washing machine today
The temptation to shout 'bow chicka wow-wow' was amazing.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha
:D

he probably gets it all the time, arf arf

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:03, archived)