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( Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Fri 30 May 2008, 6:40, archived)

Surely this is the best Battlefield Earth one yet.
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( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 May 2008, 6:50, archived)

this reminds me of the first time i had sex with a dead guy and ended up getting stuck inside him for a while because he was still fresh and when rigor mortis set in he clamped down on my cock.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 30 May 2008, 6:58, archived)

Next time, use the gel, postbear!

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 30 May 2008, 7:03, archived)

i figured the blood would suffice.
i was wrong.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 30 May 2008, 7:09, archived)

Well duh!
Lube doesn't clot, therefore it's much better
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Fri 30 May 2008, 8:35, archived)

remember...
...double-wrap when fucking dead people.
( Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Fri 30 May 2008, 7:08, archived)

bah. 3/4 of the joy of corpserape is going in raw.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 30 May 2008, 7:09, archived)

the maggots crawling up the japeye aren't a lot of fun though

( Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Fri 30 May 2008, 7:11, archived)

i have spiders in there to control the maggots, so no worries.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 30 May 2008, 7:12, archived)

Can't have the fun of pissing out a stream flies if you don't let them in.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 May 2008, 7:13, archived)

that would sure get the assfish a-jumping.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 30 May 2008, 7:18, archived)

You are all disgustinh!!!!
Bum raping a dead guy is sick,
you all deserve to die horrible deaths
you homos
still leaves all the dead girls for us real guys to bum I suppose
Ning awl
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 30 May 2008, 8:59, archived)