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[challenge entry] hurrah!


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(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I'd like to do sex unto Scarlett Johannsen.
An awful lot. I'd even let her wake up occassionally if she were good.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# i'd like to squeeze her boobies
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I'd like to do this also
but first I'd rip her throat out so she can't make anymore records
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# In other news, you've listened to her album.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Heard a few tracks...
fucking dreadful, yet all the critics are RAVING about it.

"Look, she does Tom Waits covers, she must be cool"... failing to mention that NO ONE should cover Tom waits, except maybe Barry Adamson
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:55, archived)
#
on
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:55, archived)
# and joe pasquale
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:57, archived)
# ^THIS^
I want to hear this NOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:57, archived)
# oh, yes please!
i can hate it with a new intensity!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:00, archived)
# only if he duets with Timmy Mallet
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:02, archived)
# And Lorraine Kelly
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:03, archived)
# or maybe Kate Bush
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Is there a difference?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# lies!
you'd do scarlett, but you'd be thinking of penelope wilton
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Well, she seems like a nice lady too
www.penelopewilsonconsulting.com.au/
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# ninja'd
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:58, archived)
# who wouldn't?
www.bbc.co.uk/london/content/images/2005/08/24/penelope_wilton220_220x300.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:56, archived)
# bloody hell!
she actually looks do-able there!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:59, archived)
# My word!
ding dong
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I am very busy
But would like to advise people that Penelope Wilton looks very, very like my mum. Especially when they were younger. That photo... it's weird. It's like looking at my mum in the late 70s.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:09, archived)
# really?
the only person my mum looked like when she was younger was grotbags.
i wish i was joking.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# *awaits lesbian incest comments*
I have two older sisters, and when I came of age and started going to the pub with them, guys would check ME out first to check I wasn't a boyfriend. When they found out I was just the brother, invariably they would make a comment along the lines of "Well mate, if she were my sister, I wouldn't mind a bit of incest, eh? Phwooooaaar!"

Jesus Christ. No. No no no. That does not endear you to either me or her, you bloody little peasant, now FUCK OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# My mum has gone from
looking like Judith Charmers to looking like Pam St Clement.

But its OK cos Pam St Clement is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:20, archived)
# well, not when she ends up as a Dalek in a few weeks
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:10, archived)
# shhhh!!!
i don't want to know till i watch it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# But in Ghost World she's completely outclassed by Thora Birch
despite being called "Thora".
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# thora's a cracking actress but scarlet has big boobies
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:58, archived)
# But Thora has an equally beatiful face...
but in that film is infinitely cooler than Scarlett's dull as ditchwater character.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 May 2008, 13:00, archived)
# so does thora
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:08, archived)