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(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Fred Astaire's in that...
*sings and dances*

hod awn, the building's awn fiiiiire!

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:09, archived)
# and liz taylor
lucky the fire didn't reach her - fat fires are notoriously hard to put out
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Liz Taylor's not in that!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:12, archived)
# who's the ugly fat munter 2nd from bottom on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Miriam Margolyes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:17, archived)
# luck? sounds almost exactly the same as
f..........
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I just looked it up on imdb- plot keywords:
Smoke | Irish American | Catastrophe | Water Tank | Jump From Height

no fucking FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# But where there's smoke...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# there's a burning neck
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# I didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Jennifer Jones
it was her last film before she carked it.

She was quite old
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# "What's he saying?"
"tappy tappy tap, tap tap tappy, tappy tap tap tappy tap. Tappy tap tap tap tap tap"
"FUCKING HELL! IT'S FRED ASTAIRE!"

/Bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)
# you can't beat a bit of bottom in the morning
smashing blouse by the way
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:11, archived)
# I have to marry the first stupidly rich aristocrat I can find or my whole family will be impoverished forever
and I so hate poor people.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)
# pork?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# hors d'oeuvre?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# eddie, don't be so foul
squashed potatoes?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Very possibly Eddie
I think I sat down too fast.

รก Bientiot!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# OJ did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:11, archived)
# just becasue he wrote that book documenting exactly how he would have done it if it had have been him to do it but it wasn't him
*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:12, archived)
# For some reason
ITV thinks this film makes good tea time viewing as I've only ever watched it on Bank Holiday weekend afternoons.

Woo I say to you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:11, archived)
# ON FUCKING FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Robert Vaughn has a priceless expression on that picture
almost Brandow-esque
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)
# big
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! raevloek the Mollusk, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)