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From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 754 entries (closed)

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:02, archived)

Fred Astaire's in that...
*sings and dances*

hod awn, the building's awn fiiiiire!

WOO YAY
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:09, archived)

and liz taylor
lucky the fire didn't reach her - fat fires are notoriously hard to put out
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)

Liz Taylor's not in that!

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:12, archived)

who's the ugly fat munter 2nd from bottom on the left?

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)

Miriam Margolyes

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:17, archived)

luck? sounds almost exactly the same as
f..........
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

I just looked it up on imdb- plot keywords:
Smoke | Irish American | Catastrophe | Water Tank | Jump From Height

no fucking FIRE
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)

But where there's smoke...

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)

there's a burning neck

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)

I didn't like it

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)

Jennifer Jones
it was her last film before she carked it.

She was quite old
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)

"What's he saying?"
"tappy tappy tap, tap tap tappy, tappy tap tap tappy tap. Tappy tap tap tap tap tap"
"FUCKING HELL! IT'S FRED ASTAIRE!"

/Bottom
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)

you can't beat a bit of bottom in the morning
smashing blouse by the way
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:11, archived)

I have to marry the first stupidly rich aristocrat I can find or my whole family will be impoverished forever
and I so hate poor people.
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)

pork?

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)

hors d'oeuvre?

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)

eddie, don't be so foul
squashed potatoes?
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)

Very possibly Eddie
I think I sat down too fast.

á Bientiot!
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)

OJ did it.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:11, archived)

just becasue he wrote that book documenting exactly how he would have done it if it had have been him to do it but it wasn't him
*winks*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:12, archived)

For some reason
ITV thinks this film makes good tea time viewing as I've only ever watched it on Bank Holiday weekend afternoons.

Woo I say to you sir!
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:11, archived)

ON FUCKING FIRE

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:17, archived)

Robert Vaughn has a priceless expression on that picture
almost Brandow-esque
( The Great Architect, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

big
woo!
( raevloek the Mollusk, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)