Meanwhile, in Iran
the missiles backfired


( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

do you reckon the photoshopper has been executed yet?

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

I'm going to a gig on Friday.
How ace. Come to a gig.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

which gig?
am quite busy, wedding saturday, but that doesn't start until 3.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

HANG ON HANG ON HANG ON
Saturday's not in October.

Converge. Support: Integrity and Colliseum. Or however it's spelt.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

not mine silly
converge are sweeeet. Heavy as you fucking like.

Is this at underworld?
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

It most certainly is. Myself, the wife, and my two best mates shall be in attendance.
That is, if the wife agrees. He should do, he likes Converge just as much as I do.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

that would be cool, will think about it
troubles are 1 transport, 2 busyness of the next day, 3 not Lady S' scene, 4 skintness.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

I've got 1 and 4 as well
2 is easy, you're not doing owt till 3pm. Plenty o'time.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)

hmmmm
i am sorely tempted
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)

Exactly, so am I.
It's right before fucking payday as well. Well, a week before.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)

wow, just listening to coliseum
fucking ace
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)

I need to remind myself of them
quick-smart as well.

I think you should give Bossk a listen, I am liking them a lot.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

they are meant to be good
read about them but haven't listened yet
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)

I think they're spiffy.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)

oooh
rather ambient
profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=14771311
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)

That's the chaps.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)

awesome
they'll be at waterrats later in july with johnny truant.

JT are a bit on the hardcore scream side for me, but could be a good gig. Waterrats is a funny venue, tiny.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)

Are we speaking in non-sequiturs today Cap?
Good ning. Why is it that the more deadlines you are staring down the more compelling b3ta becomes?

Also - how ace is my wife for buying me a Sin City book for our wedding anniversary?
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

Your wife is indeed ace. We found our first one
in the best comic store ever, in the Dam.

Prolapse face is in the next movie. I'm fucking crushed.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

what are you babbling on about now
crazy lady?

I made another unexpected picture just for you because I knew that if you did not expect the first one you certainly won't expect another.



click for large

( apologies to c_kick for interrupting his photo-journalism blog )
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

This is bloody delicious.
Did you really make it just for me? How'd you know to do batman?

I'm talking about a gig- not in any way, shape or form your cup of tea though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

Well I kind of made it for you.
Definitely with you in mind. Being as you said it was so unexpected when I did the first one I thought I might do a whole series of 'superkids'

it was either that or do one in 'the Spanish Inquisition' get up.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)

You know, if you're ever stuck for something to do
a Joker one would be lovely. Or Jubilee.

It's lovely.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)

Well I'm off to chuck some flagstones about now
but I shall get on with a joker this afternoon.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

Manly time!
Hit something with a hammer for me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)

Colloseum!
I saw them a while back with my Dad!

Cool!
( sportscow buckaaaaaaah!, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)

*toaps middle one to say "I missed me, LOL!" in red text*

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

comic sans?

( Prof UnderCover are these servers named after Friends characters?, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)

Naw, I use helvcondblack mostly.
Impact or the like.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

But hang on - those explosions are different from each other.
This is clearly doctored.

Nicely, and good 'ning.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

but better done than the effort the whole of iran could muster

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

Indeed....
Ooo that's given me an idea for a new Seamhorse variant - the Seam missile.

Shame I've got loads of w*rk on.

"I shouldn't even be here today" Dante
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

No bridge = fake
obvious really
( Boff Keep Calm and Carry On, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

that's exactly what
the Israelis an the Americans WANT you to think...

also - WOO YAY - your shopping skills far exceed those of the Iranians... they might be ringing to employ you soon.
( Prof UnderCover are these servers named after Friends characters?, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

"you make us nuclear bomb, yes"
Adobe would rule teh world..
( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

you call those explosions?
they're tiny!
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

Remind me to stay away from you if you have gas.
Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash!
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

claaaaaaaaaan!
i'm like jamie hyneman, i like a big boom ;)
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

do you have a walrus moustache?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

Eeeeeewwww!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

what's wrong with a tache? they are the sexeh, just look at magnum pi

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)

i don't have a walrus moustache
but my uncle looks just like magnum, only older.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

how old would magnum be now anyway?
...63
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)

that's weird, so is my uncle!
*ponders*
you don't think...
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

YES!! All we have to do is reverse the direction of the neutron flow!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD9_mFEDFMs
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

i fucking love you.
that's the best bit of ren and stimpy EVER!
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAH

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)

Mythbusters is ace.
Gracie doesn't like it much. D:
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)

i can't think why, it's awesomeness personified.
bugger, got to be at the doctor's in 3 minutes, better get gone!
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)

Have fun!

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

hahahah, that's brilliant!

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

hahahahahah
FAKE, NO FOURTH MISSILE!!!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

oh my
thats v.good



tj - apart from google images, what do people use to search the interweb for images. cant find a tacky wedding photo thats large enuff on there
( Boff Keep Calm and Carry On, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

I mainly use
image google
tony stone (that's basically gettyimages)
and everything I find on photoblogs etc.
( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

sir, you are most kind
and a genius to boot

'bows down low' *

*but not that low
( Boff Keep Calm and Carry On, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)

www.flickr.com
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

ahhh
obvious rly

ta
( Boff Keep Calm and Carry On, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

www.sxc.hu/
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

Getty.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

pbase
lots of wedding photos on there

and flickr of course
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

hahahaha!
I've been internet-less for 90 minutes and have officially gone mad
( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

Nurse, give me 500 internets, PRONTO

( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

*flatlines*
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

OH NOES
Nurse, get the defribilibrator, and 8 milligrams of http!
( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

oh, the humanity!
*faints at the sight of blood*
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)

*dons tight nurses uniform*
*arrives with dif defibumalator defidl Packer whacker and http*
*also brings the finest porn the internet can muster*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

*checks monitors*
WE STILL HAVE 404!
( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)

well break out the web cam and we can arse rape him
we'll make a fucking fortune
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)

hold on
let me get the youlube
( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)

*spluffs*

( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)

Heh
Excellent
( Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)

TOP SHOPPERY!
...there c kick. *clicks*
( Ninj, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

Hahahaha
:)
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

hehe skills on show here :D
edit: In other news:

news.sky.com/skynews/Home/US-Lawyer-Representing-Yemeni-Prisoners-in-Guantanamo-Bay-Shows-His-Big-White-Pants/Media-Gallery/200807315035784?lpos=Home_1&lid=GALLERY_15035784_US%2BLawyer%2BRepresenting%2BYemeni%2BPrisoners%2Bin%2BGuantanamo%2BBay%2BShows%2BHis%2BBig%2BWhite%2BPants

Slide 5 - is it my imagination or is there really a yellow stain in the front of his pants??

edit edit: "'Tidy' whites"... idiots.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

Hahahahahaha bless.
I should do that. I've got black ones with rainbow hearts on today.

What knickers are you currently sporting?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)

erm *looks*
Baggy blue, grey & white tartany boxers today me dear :)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

*looks*
...


FECK!
( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)

You've got Father Jack Hackett down your trousers?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

no, i seem to have forgotten something this morning

( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)

Excellent. All adds to the mental picture.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)

Amazing.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)