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# Meanwhile, in Iran
the missiles backfired

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)
# do you reckon the photoshopper has been executed yet?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I'm going to a gig on Friday.
How ace. Come to a gig.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
# which gig?
am quite busy, wedding saturday, but that doesn't start until 3.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)
# HANG ON HANG ON HANG ON
Saturday's not in October.

Converge. Support: Integrity and Colliseum. Or however it's spelt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
# not mine silly
converge are sweeeet. Heavy as you fucking like.

Is this at underworld?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# It most certainly is. Myself, the wife, and my two best mates shall be in attendance.
That is, if the wife agrees. He should do, he likes Converge just as much as I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)
# that would be cool, will think about it
troubles are 1 transport, 2 busyness of the next day, 3 not Lady S' scene, 4 skintness.

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I've got 1 and 4 as well
2 is easy, you're not doing owt till 3pm. Plenty o'time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)
# hmmmm
i am sorely tempted
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Exactly, so am I.
It's right before fucking payday as well. Well, a week before.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)
# wow, just listening to coliseum
fucking ace
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I need to remind myself of them
quick-smart as well.

I think you should give Bossk a listen, I am liking them a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)
# they are meant to be good
read about them but haven't listened yet
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I think they're spiffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)
# oooh
rather ambient
profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=14771311
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# That's the chaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# awesome
they'll be at waterrats later in july with johnny truant.

JT are a bit on the hardcore scream side for me, but could be a good gig. Waterrats is a funny venue, tiny.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Are we speaking in non-sequiturs today Cap?
Good ning. Why is it that the more deadlines you are staring down the more compelling b3ta becomes?

Also - how ace is my wife for buying me a Sin City book for our wedding anniversary?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Your wife is indeed ace. We found our first one
in the best comic store ever, in the Dam.

Prolapse face is in the next movie. I'm fucking crushed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)
# what are you babbling on about now
crazy lady?

I made another unexpected picture just for you because I knew that if you did not expect the first one you certainly won't expect another.



click for large

( apologies to c_kick for interrupting his photo-journalism blog )
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# This is bloody delicious.
Did you really make it just for me? How'd you know to do batman?

I'm talking about a gig- not in any way, shape or form your cup of tea though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Well I kind of made it for you.
Definitely with you in mind. Being as you said it was so unexpected when I did the first one I thought I might do a whole series of 'superkids'

it was either that or do one in 'the Spanish Inquisition' get up.
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# You know, if you're ever stuck for something to do
a Joker one would be lovely. Or Jubilee.

It's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Well I'm off to chuck some flagstones about now
but I shall get on with a joker this afternoon.
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# Manly time!
Hit something with a hammer for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Colloseum!
I saw them a while back with my Dad!

Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# *toaps middle one to say "I missed me, LOL!" in red text*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# comic sans?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Naw, I use helvcondblack mostly.
Impact or the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)
# But hang on - those explosions are different from each other.
This is clearly doctored.

Nicely, and good 'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# but better done than the effort the whole of iran could muster
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Indeed....
Ooo that's given me an idea for a new Seamhorse variant - the Seam missile.

Shame I've got loads of w*rk on.

"I shouldn't even be here today" Dante
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)
# No bridge = fake
obvious really
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# that's exactly what
the Israelis an the Americans WANT you to think...

also - WOO YAY - your shopping skills far exceed those of the Iranians... they might be ringing to employ you soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# "you make us nuclear bomb, yes"
Adobe would rule teh world..
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)
# you call those explosions?
they're tiny!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Remind me to stay away from you if you have gas.
Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# claaaaaaaaaan!
i'm like jamie hyneman, i like a big boom ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
# do you have a walrus moustache?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Eeeeeewwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
# what's wrong with a tache? they are the sexeh, just look at magnum pi
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# i don't have a walrus moustache
but my uncle looks just like magnum, only older.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# how old would magnum be now anyway?
...63
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# that's weird, so is my uncle!
*ponders*
you don't think...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)
# YES!! All we have to do is reverse the direction of the neutron flow!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD9_mFEDFMs
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)
# i fucking love you.
that's the best bit of ren and stimpy EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Mythbusters is ace.
Gracie doesn't like it much. D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)
# i can't think why, it's awesomeness personified.
bugger, got to be at the doctor's in 3 minutes, better get gone!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# hahahah, that's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)
# hahahahahah
FAKE, NO FOURTH MISSILE!!!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)
# oh my
thats v.good



tj - apart from google images, what do people use to search the interweb for images. cant find a tacky wedding photo thats large enuff on there
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I mainly use
image google
tony stone (that's basically gettyimages)
and everything I find on photoblogs etc.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# sir, you are most kind
and a genius to boot

'bows down low' *

*but not that low

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
#
www.flickr.com
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
# ahhh
obvious rly

ta
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)
#
www.sxc.hu/
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# Getty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)
# pbase
lots of wedding photos on there

and flickr of course
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
I've been internet-less for 90 minutes and have officially gone mad
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Nurse, give me 500 internets, PRONTO
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)
# *flatlines*
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)
# OH NOES
Nurse, get the defribilibrator, and 8 milligrams of http!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)
# oh, the humanity!
*faints at the sight of blood*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# *dons tight nurses uniform*
*arrives with dif defibumalator defidl Packer whacker and http*
*also brings the finest porn the internet can muster*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
# *checks monitors*
WE STILL HAVE 404!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)
# well break out the web cam and we can arse rape him
we'll make a fucking fortune
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# hold on
let me get the youlube
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Heh
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
# TOP SHOPPERY!
...there c kick. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)
# hehe skills on show here :D
edit: In other news:

news.sky.com/skynews/Home/US-Lawyer-Representing-Yemeni-Prisoners-in-Guantanamo-Bay-Shows-His-Big-White-Pants/Media-Gallery/200807315035784?lpos=Home_1&lid=GALLERY_15035784_US%2BLawyer%2BRepresenting%2BYemeni%2BPrisoners%2Bin%2BGuantanamo%2BBay%2BShows%2BHis%2BBig%2BWhite%2BPants

Slide 5 - is it my imagination or is there really a yellow stain in the front of his pants??

edit edit: "'Tidy' whites"... idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Hahahahahaha bless.
I should do that. I've got black ones with rainbow hearts on today.

What knickers are you currently sporting?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)
# erm *looks*
Baggy blue, grey & white tartany boxers today me dear :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
# *looks*
...


FECK!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# You've got Father Jack Hackett down your trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# no, i seem to have forgotten something this morning
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Excellent. All adds to the mental picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)