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# Finger Lickin' Good?

KFC = Kiddy-Fiddlin' C*nt
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Kiddy-Fiddlin' Cent?
Man, I didn't know all rappers were peados.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Guns don't touch children, rappers do...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# wappers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# *not neccesarily
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)
# *prove it
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# It's true, they are.
For example "Fiddy". It's well known his 2nd name is "Kiddler"
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I have a friend who is a fan of Kiddiminster football club
If he played the violin in support of his club he would be a Kiddi-fiddler
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Someone needs to cover his songs and reclaim them for decent society
Rock and Rollin Christmas is fantastic. Get Scouting for Girls to cover it this year and bob is very much your mother's brother.

S'alright. He sold the rights to his songs a long time ago so he won't profit from it. Even better, cover the songs, a portion of the sale of each song goes towards catching and castrating the bastard and others like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Scouting for Girls are the worst kind of shit, though.
Do you know what cover I want to hear? That one on the Budweiser ad- the sort of dinner jazz cover of 'push it'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# That could be Salt n Pepa, Garbage or Tool.
I'd like to hear dinner jazz versions of them all.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Salt n Pepa.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)
# *p-p-pushes it reaaal goood*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)
# "Boys like Girls"
would probably be a better band to cover his stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)
# won't be long before somebody covers one of his songs
people can't seem to be contraversial anymore..

eg. latest song.. "I kissed a girl, and I liked it".

So what?

So you lick carpet..well done..do you want a medal?
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# heheh
"I went to Tesco...on the bus!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)
# pervert
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# the seat was still warm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# That song fills me with hulk like rage.
Although the video is quite nice to look at.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)
# He WON'T profit from it?
Oh I won't buy it then.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# 'scouting for girls' would be a rather unfortunate cover band for one of his songs, no?
Peters and Lee for Christmas No. 1 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Pfft!
I have this sneaking suspicion that he's going to end up back in the UK and then he's going to top himself. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I'm not sure how you feel about it either.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# it feels like a mango covered in gravy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# *feels*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# You're not sure? Are you positive?
AIDSLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
# *infects*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# It would be the gradual end of GlitterPuns at b3ta.
We can't have that.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)
# It'd be a shame, he should be taken into a secure unit and studied.
There must be a scientific explanation for paedophilia- maybe something like that theory that homosexuality for both genders has something to do with population control.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# is there anything that isn't covered by SCIENCE?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Roast dinners are traditionally covered with gravy, rather than Science.
Other than that, no.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Religionings.
Which I count myself as being shadow b3ta secretary for, being as I am a Jesus chum and not a hellbound heathen like most of you.

Except them, all is science. Even JAMS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I was brought up Christian,
but doing a degree in Physics and Philosophy pretty much put an end to that unfortunately.
Now I expect I'm hellbound.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Yep
I've been told it's more fun though, so technically you win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# I do hear it has all the best music.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Well there you go then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)
# But probably a God awful sound system.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Oh my god
This is awesome!
One for nuts I'd say!

Woo Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Wow!
Thanks. :)
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