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[challenge entry] I have solved the enigma of William Tell


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(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)
# hahahahahahaha! that is a slice of pure genius :D
*click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:11, archived)
# This works on many different levels....
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:11, archived)
# *CLICK*
WILLIAM TELL - The Movie......Starring RON JEREMY???
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:13, archived)
# an interesting question
the big debate in arts circles has always been whether the thing on the crutch symbolises fecal/anal themes or is in fact phallic.

but my vote would go for zombie John Holmes
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)
# I thought
he just had a big arse

Is it ant more complicated than that?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)
# as with all of these things
it's as complicated as hand-waving critics want it to be :-)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Well, that's the thing about art, isn't it?
you KNOW it's good when you "can't make head nor tail" of it.

Good post & shopping bud.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)
# merci
*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Fecal.
His cock themes stand out... like cocks.

In example and for your image.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)
# hahaha!
this is a work of greatness
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:14, archived)
# *grins like an idiot*
haha, more!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Aces!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Goodness gracious
what an image to open b3ta on....

Morning all. My neck STILL hurts, even after judicious application of massages and hot baths. Captain is broken!

Having said this, I am wearing a dress. On jeans day at work. Don't look out of place at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)
# don't blame me blame Salvador :-)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)
# I frequently do.
Him and his spangly Elvis socks.

If nobody else has seen that documentary, I am actually making sense at this juncture. For once.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:20, archived)
# congratulations
'ning Cap
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Do I win a broken neck prize?
Ningles freeblybeebly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)
# yes
wherer shall I have it sent?



what DID you do?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# To my housyship please.
I have no idea, it's just been like this for about a week. It's not too bad today, I can actually turn my head left a little bit (20 degrees?) but on the bad days I can't at all. It's either right or forward.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)
# right away!
doesn't sound good Cap...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I know, I'm sort of procrastinating at the moment.
I don't want to go to the doctors, I've been enough in my short life already.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)
# the chiropractor is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)
# They cost money, don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:39, archived)
# yup
but they're very good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Well it's just my salary at the moment
to cover all bills, mortgage... so no. Not until the wife's found more creamy, tasty employment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)
# have you done something specific to hurt your neck
or is it just general neck malaise?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)
# I have no idea, just woke up this time last week with a bad neck
that's been either a little bit better or a little bit worse all week.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)
# sounds shit ... and the bloody medical professionals won't help...
Do you have whisk(e)y in the house? I'd recommend hot toddys, but with plenty of cinnamon and a wee scrapping of nutmeg. I have a super special secret recipe that I would be prepared to share with you if you think it would help.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)
# I don't drink any more....
Bless you though. Nah, I'll be ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Hot Toddy is not drink
it's special home made medicine.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Still
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Superb!!!
tiptoppetytopclick
(I helped save b3ta! KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:20, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhahhhahhah
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:22, archived)
# HehHehHeh!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Mad!
I likes! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)